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Mutilated McCain Girl Halloween Tatts

Gratuitous Impiety
March 24, 2013

Based on the hoax heard ’round the world, i.e., the fake attack on Ashley Todd by an alleged 6’4″ black Obama supporter which was perpetrated by Todd herself. That’s right, go as the Mutilated Crazy McCain Girl with our high quality temporary tattoos! Tattoos guaranteed to affix backwards in a realistic likeness to make it obvious the mutilation was done in front of a mirror, and that you’re a complete moron. […]

Rothschild rule ends after 250 years; new era to begin

Benjamin Fulford 
November 27, 2018

It was in 1769 that Mayer Rothschild, the founder of the dynasty, first started to manage money for royalty.  Now, seven generations later, his descendant Alexandre de Rothschild has been forced out of the business by multiple international criminal investigations that are zeroing in on this criminal family, Pentagon sources say.  It means that for the first time in 249 years, the Western financial system is freeing itself from Rothschild financial control. […]

American Troops By The Tens-Of-Thousands Flood Into Pacific Region

Sorcha Faal
May 10, 2019

A tersely worded new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today confirming the 2017 prescient warning of President Putin that “the nation that leads in artificial intelligence will be the ruler of the world”, states that the United States and Peoples Republic of China are now careening towards a catastrophic war with each other in their bid to prove this “Putin maxim” (a short statement expressing a general truth) true—the latest event of occurring just hours ago with the dramatic escalation of the US-China trade war that saw the Americans slamming the Chinese with punishing new tariffs Beijing is vowing to retaliate against—but has nothing actually to do trade, as its main conflict point is “which of these two nations will be world leaders in technologies like 5G, artificial intelligence and robotics”—and is a conflict the US is preparing to win at all costs with the over 85,000 military troops it has flooded into the Pacific Region. […]

Democrats Do Impossible By Actually Forcing The Powerful Bush Family Into Backing Trump

Sorcha Faal
September 19, 2018

A very intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today is expressing astonished amusement over the Democratic Party in the United States accomplishing a feat no one would have ever thought possible by their actually forcing former President George W. Bush to come to the aid of his detested enemy President Donald Trump in order to defend US Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh from what the Wall Street Journal calls a “political assassination ambush”—with Bush, just hours ago, emerging from his self imposed semi-exile from public life to declare his and his wife’s full and unequivocal support for Kavanaugh.   […]

Epic Rap Battles of History

Entertainment
March 28, 2014

Einstein vs. Hawking, Edison vs. Tesla, Napoleon vs. Napoleon, Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare, Darth Vader vs. Hitler, Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. The best rap battles in history! […]

In the Spotlight

Madonna Should Be Arrested

by Independent Press in Donald Trump

Sane people simply don’t obsess about blowing up the White House and killing the President of the United States. Death via forced and unprotected sex with Madonna “Senior Discount” Ciccione was bad enough, but now we’re talking about her new obsession, mass murder. She already proved her influence when the crowd cheered her on, and when, to show solidarity with the ancient, perverted sick fuck, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow tweeted that President Trump “needs to be taken out.” This means assassination. It is not a political term, it is a threat, and frankly very unusual even for this emotional, troubled young man. […]

Censorship

Monarch Mind Control Programming

February 22, 2015

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

August 14, 2014

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

March 31, 2014

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Censorship

Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

May 7, 2014

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.

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