I’m a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man’s Body


For the longest time I’ve always felt like I am a fire truck trapped in a man’s body. Some day I will have surgery to fix that, and maybe I will be on the cover of Vanity Fair.


In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such  as my ladder.


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