January 12, 2019 KEEP READING “Something Biblical Is Approaching” Warning Issued As evidenced by these pro-war forces in the United States destroying Congresswoman Gabbard, while at the same championing Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez, this report concludes, there no longer exists in America any anti-war forces, with the lone exception of President Trump—whose very survival will determine the fate of... October 31, 2019 KEEP READING Outed CIA Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella Accelerates “Day Of Reckoning” Set To Cancel 2020 Election A mainly redacted highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that the task ordered to be conducted by the Security Council (SC) to assess the strategic geopolitical issues surrounding Russia’s largest oil company Rosneft ditching... September 29, 2017 KEEP READING First Opinion Poll held in War-torn Syria showed general feeling The opinion-poll experts pointed out that the overwhelming number of respondents cited themselves patriots of the country. The Syrians stressed that they would not have left their country, even if they had such an opportunity.... December 25, 2017 KEEP READING White House Prepares For Attack After Loyal Clinton CIA Forces Move To UAE And Assassinate Journalist United States Secret Service (SS) forces tasked with protecting the life of President Donald Trump have conducted a first in history live-drill on the White House grounds in preparation for a “complex attack”—and that came within 24 hours of the Institute for... March 17, 2013 KEEP READING Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson Let's get sexy... April 30, 2017 KEEP READING Fierce Battle Erupts In Kremlin Over If To Charge Obama With War Crimes Upon receiving these secret classified US documents, this report continues, the Prosecutor General’s Office was able to obtain an in-absentia arrest for former Prime Minister Yatsenyuk allowing him to be put on an international wanted... January 27, 2018 KEEP READING Kurds Have To Live In United Syria Today the Kurds being the largest divided ethnic group in Syria and its neighboring states once again face aggression by Turkey and Ankara-backed extremists in Afrin canton. The Kurds are weakened by long-term counterterror campaign,... March 28, 2019 KEEP READING Most Powerful Woman In America, Trump Ally, Joins With Obama Federal Judge To anyone believing that the Mueller Investigation into Trump-Russia collusion is over, a bombshell new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that not only hasn’t it ended, it’s now morphed into a full-scale attack against Hillary Clinton—as evidenced by the sudden firing... November 5, 2017 KEEP READING “Deep State” Bloodbath Moves To Saudi Arabia As Trump-NSA Forces Continue Rampage The National Security Agency (NSA) forces loyal to President Donald Trump have moved the “rampage-bloodbath” they’ve initiated against their “Deep State” enemies to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia—and where, just hours ago, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman began a shocking purge of his... July 10, 2017 KEEP READING Heartwarming! Not Gay Chris Matthews Spends Broadcast Focusing on Putin and Trump's Crotch In Brief: Not gay Chris Matthews spent a recent broadcast focusing on Putin and Trump's crotch as they sat at the G20. "They're man-spreading, big time. Man-spreading all over my heart."

“Why Is This Happening?” Scream From Ghislaine Maxwell Meets General Michael Flynn QAnon Oath

Sorcha Faal

An engrossing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the stunning revelations made yesterday by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) about the CIA’s involvement in the Ghislaine Maxwell made-up arrest fable, says that the word surreal (means marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream) is the only one able to be used to describe what is now happening in the United States—as at the same time socialist mobs are tearing down every statue they can throughout America, in Albuquerque-New Mexico a new statue has just been erected to honor the memory of murdered child sex slaver Jeffery Epstein so his crimes will never be forgotten—vile sex crimes committed by Epstein against defenseless children fully known about by America’s elite—as just further confirmed by the former CEO of the social messaging site Reddit named Ellen K. Pao, who before locking out her Twitter account, sent out a final message about Epstein “madam” Ghislaine Maxwell saying: “She was at the Kleiner holiday party in 2011, but I had no desire to meet her much less have a photo taken with her…We knew about her supplying underage girls for sex, but I guess that was fine with the “cool” people who managed the tightly controlled guest list”—“cool people” associated with the powerful American venture capital firm Kleiner-Perkins, whose client list includes the most powerful leftist tech giants in Silicon Valley, as well as the socialist Democrat Party leaders who enable their crimes of censorship. […]

Russia Prepares For “April Apocalypse” As “Deep State” Mass Arrests Warned Ready To Begin

Sorcha Faal

President Putin has authorized the immediate deployment of the nuclear missile cruiser Marshal Ustinov—one of the most powerful warships in the Russian Navy equipped with the equally powerful Bazalt missile system—to coastal waters off the coast of Sweden, and whose 4-6 April mission will link its atomic arsenal to the just activated “Dead Hand” nuclear barrage war plan—and that comes as new fears arise that forces loyal to President Donald Trump are preparing for the mass arrests of their “Deep State” enemies.  […]

The Hodgees Come to the Trailerpark

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I was like “Fuck that” and pulled thier keys out again. I, (all by myself, because I hang out with a bunch of pussies) threw their asses into a pile and started searchin thier car… Guess what I found dude… a fucking big ass bomb, and plans to… BLOW UP THE LAUNDROMAT. Fuck man, them dudes were about to go free too.. I was fucking pissed. My fucking high was starting to wear off, and I needed to get stoned. […]

Democrats Put On Suicide Watch Alongside Child Sex Slaver Epstein In Wake Of Mueller Meltdown

Sorcha Faal

The Democrat Party was placed on suicide watch yesterday—where it presumably joins child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein who, likewise, was placed on suicide watch yesterday after being discovered in his prison cell with injuries caused by an attempt to kill himself—all of whom, without doubt, were plunged into an abyss of madness while watching Special Counsel Robert Mueller meltdown on live television before a world-wide audience—a meltdown bookended by the Hollywood Reporter  yesterday morning joyfully proclaiming that Mueller’s made-for-TV moment arrives: “This Is the Super Bowl of Hearings”—but was followed after this hearing ended with leftist Hollywood filmmaker Michael Moore declaring on Twitter: “A frail old man, unable to remember things, stumbling, refusing to answer basic questions…I said it in 2017 and Mueller confirmed it today — All you pundits and moderates and lame Dems who told the public to put their faith in the esteemed Robert Mueller — just STFU from now on”.   […]

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FBI Files: George H. W. Bush’s Top Secret CIA Drug Running Empire

On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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FLASHBACK: FBI Director Stunningly Tells Russia: “We Are No Longer Functional”

An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”.  […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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