March 29, 2014 KEEP READING The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin' the Mimes The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation. But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money... March 1, 2013 KEEP READING Lady Camille Tow's Playlist: Classical Some favorites in the classical genre in a continuous autoplay stream. August 27, 2020 KEEP READING Trump Convention Sends White Supremacists Fleeing Back Home To Biden And Slave Owning Democrat Party A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing key highlights from day one of the 2020 Republican National Convention, says first to notice is that President Donald Trump secured sufficient votes to be re-nominated as his party’s... September 16, 2013 KEEP READING Rare Adolf Hitler Speech Hints on Actual Cause of Nazi Defeat In a rare speech censored and lost for decades after World War II, Adolf Hitler delivers a grim confession historians have overlooked in studying  the unspoken psychological/environmental source of his genocidal rage. Discretion advised. July 14, 2013 KEEP READING NASA Lawsuit - Extraterrestrial Extremophiles, Microbes and Censorship The lawsuit includes 4 Exhibits, one of which proves NASA has been tampering with scientific evidence and adding 4 layers of visual noise to space shuttle film footage to hide and obscure evidence of anomalous... May 30, 2016 KEEP READING Blaming "Evil Bernie" Won't Save Her Against Herself The Clinton camp acts like Bernie told her to break the law and use a private server to act outside President Obama's authority. Or that he forced her to use the illicit funds in the... September 7, 2016 KEEP READING VL: Pentagon's Missing 6 Trillion Dollars Laundered Through Clinton Foundation “In conclusion, the FBI is experiencing a crisis never seen in its long history. They want Lynch prosecuted and Comey removed. Many plan to quit if nothing is done and you can expect 30% of... July 29, 2019 KEEP READING Top American Business Leader Flees To Trump For Protection—Warns FBI Used Him In Soft Coup Less than 24-hours after a representative for top American billionaire business leader Patrick Byrne visited the offices of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) in Moscow on 24 July, this CEO-Owner of the mega online retail chain Overstock.com ordered, on 25 July, his attorneys to fire off a letter to President Donald Trump... January 16, 2014 KEEP READING The P's have it A pleasantly plump and plainly panicked pachyderm pressured into packing packs of pumpkins, pickled peppers, and peas, says please when presented with polite persuasion. January 8, 2019 KEEP READING Deep State In Panic As Mexico Deploys Thousands Of Troops After National Emergency Declaration The “Deep State” is in panic and disarray as Mexico declared a national emergency and deployed thousands of troops after 6 Mexican States ran short of gasoline following massive thefts—an action they know supports President Trump’s plan to declare a national emergency...

Bank of Japan to be nationalized as new era starts

Benjamin Fulford 

Now that Japan has a new Emperor, the Bank of Japan will be nationalized and Japan will be liberated from the Khazarian mafia, according to Japanese right-wing sources close to the Emperor.  This move will force the Washington, D.C. political establishment into Chapter 11 bankruptcy and pave the way for the restoration of the Republic of the United States of America, Pentagon sources say.  The liberation of Japan will be a decisive victory for humanity in the ongoing, undeclared, secret battle for the planet Earth, Asian secret society and CIA sources agree. […]

US-Russia-Israel “End Of World” Talks Begin In Shadow Of “Knife-Edge Poised” Nukes Ready To Fly

Sorcha Faal

Secretary Nikolai Patrushev has begun talks this past hour in Jerusalem with his Israeli counterpart Meir Ben-Shabbat and US National Security Advisor John Bolton, states that this critical summit seeking to avert an “End of World” scenario from developing has just been met with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani declaring “the fresh American sanctions targeting the country’s senior officials prove that Washington is lying about seeking to hold talks” and the Iranians further warning “these new sanctions mean the end of diplomacy”—a stance Russia fully backs by its vowing to “take measures against Washington’s major new sanctions on Iran”—and because of now sees tens-of-thousands of Russian troops in the Central Military District being placed on combat alert to counter the US-led 19-nation military coalition preparing for war across the border in Ukraine—the gravest consequence of now sees the Foreign Ministry warning that “Washington’s mindset is sliding back to limited nuclear war”—a threat Russia is fully prepared to meet with its “Nation Killer” warship Admiral Gorshkov whose “knife-edge poised” and  “ready to fly” nuclear weapons are now under the protection of thousands of anti-aircraft missiles ready to defend it at its port in Havana-Cuba—thus placing the entire world on the brink of a nuclear conflict the likes of which has not been seen since the Cuban Missile Crisis nearly caused World War III in 1962.   […]

Hillary Clinton Recoils In Terror As Trump Revenge Gets Atomic Powered “Barr Boost”

Sorcha Faal

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is, without doubt, recoiling in terror today after Republican Party US Senator Lindsey Graham revealed yesterday that US Attorney General William Barr is “pretty upset”  that nobody in her criminal e-mail investigation went to jail for lying about the process, “because there was no process”—a finding that previous analysis confirmed as being true as neither Barr or President Donald Trump are going to give her a pass for her crimes—most particularly with grave new evidence emerging showing how she colluded with Ukraine to try to win her election against Trump. […]

The Church of “Jesus Said to Hate Your Enemies and Pray Only for Democrats”

Independent Press

Though they were praying over fears of an assassination; praying for the well-being of the President and nation “borders on heresy.” Keeping it classy?

“It is a form of theological malpractice that borders on heresy. When you can p-r-a-y for a president and others while they are p-r-e-y, preying on the most vulnerable, you’re violating the sacred principles of religion. You know, there is a text in Amos Chapter 2 that says religious and moral hypocrisy looks like when a nation of political leaders will buy and sell upstanding people when they will do anything to make money, when they will sell the poor for a pair of shoes, when they will grind the penniless into the dirt and shove the luckless into the ditch and extort from the poor. That is an actual text.” So sayeth Dr. William Barber, who is clearly very l-o-s-t and u-n-r-e-a-d, particularly in the b-i-b-l-e. […]

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Mueller Report Roadmap To Prosecute Hillary Clinton

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

President Donald Trump rushed his top aide Fiona Hill to Moscow (who is the Special Assistant to the US President and Senior Director for European and Russian Affairs) where she personally gave an in-depth briefing to President Putin last evening about a 448-page legal report titled Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election—the most critical parts of Hill explained are contained on pages 186-191 that lay out a roadmap to prosecute Hillary Clinton for campaign-finance crimes for her colluding with foreigners to affect the outcome of the 2016 US Presidential Election—and prior to whose briefing, saw Presidential Spokesman Dmitry Peskov speaking for Putin and stating “all the reports on the matter that have been released so far contain nothing but cursory statements, we have more interesting and important things to do”—a sentiment shared a few hours later by Trump who Tweeted out to the world “Game Over”.  […]

CIA

FBI Files: George H. W. Bush’s Top Secret CIA Drug Running Empire

On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Cloak and Dagger

FLASHBACK: FBI Director Stunningly Tells Russia: “We Are No Longer Functional”

An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”.  […]

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Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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