Canada Grants Obama Political Asylum As World Turns Upside Down
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that on 19 October 1781 the largest military power in the world British Empire surrendered to the ragtag army of its North American colonists, who then went on to establish the United States, says the most enduring legend of this surrender was the British Army band playing the ballad “The World Turned Upside Down” whose lyrics include the phrase “If ponies rode men and grass ate the cows…Just what tune was in the air when The World Turned Upside Down?”—an ancient ballad that echoed with full and terrible force into our modern day world a fortnight ago when a likewise rag tag Yemeni army obliterated the bulk of the Western armed Saudi Arabian army killing and capturing over 2,500 Saudis soldiers—the stunning repercussions of which saw the Americans rushing troops to Saudi Arabia to save it from collapsing, the first of which they had to rapidly deploy from Syria—and that now has seen former Democrat Party President Barack Obama being granted political asylum in Canada in a secret agreement reached yesterday with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau—a secret agreement Obama thanked Trudeau for by endorsing him in Canada’s upcoming election—is an asylum deal that will see Obama reunited with his younger sister Maya Soetoro-Ng who is already a Canadian citizen—and was expected to occur as Obama is the first President in modern history not to have built a Presidential Library to memorialize his time in office—and who is facing likely criminal charges for directing the coup plot against President Donald Trump. […]
