A gobsmacking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Communist Chinese foreign ministry spokesman Geng Shruang having said less than a year ago: “With relations between China and Kyrgyzstan at the historical best, China is ready to deepen cooperation with the Central Asian country for more benefits to both peoples”, says this cheerful assessment has now been radically altered as evidenced by three main headlines over the past 48-hours that state: “Kyrgyzstan Goes To Polls Amid Vote-Buying Allegations”—“As Dawn Breaks In Kyrgyzstan, Parliament Is Burning, Protesters Control Government Buildings, Political Prisoners Are Freed”—and “Kyrgyzstan’s Election Commission Recognizes Parliamentary Elections Invalid”—the most critically important of which Communist China should have paid attention to being the first, as it contained this warning sentence: “The campaign has been marred by allegations of vote-buying, and an August opinion poll ordered by the US-backed International Republican Institute showed that 15 percent of respondents favoured the idea of voting against all parties”. […]

A seemingly at first ordinary new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that the scheduled deployment of two additional space age Rezonans-NE very high frequency artificial intelligence aided early warning phased-array radar systems in the Arctic will soon join the three others already in operation in this region atop our world, leaps into the extraordinary with a further notation that these radar systems able to detect aircraft flying at Mach 20 speeds (over 15,300 miles per hour) have been linked to the Planetary Defense Coordination Office that’s under the command of NASA’s Planetary Sciences Division—but whose exact reasons for this being so are mostly shrouded in a classified at the highest level “Of Special Importance” appendix to this report—the mind-blowing title of which is “The Betelgeuse Apocalypse”—a reference to the eleventh-brightest star in the night sky named Betelgeuse located in the Constellation of Orion that scientists the world over are now sounding grave warnings about as it mysteriously dims to insignificance for the first time in recorded history—and is the same Constellation of Orion that, on 30 December 1983, American scientists reported finding a mysterious heavenly body possibly as large as the giant planet Jupiter and possibly so close to Earth that it would be part of this solar system—a discovery explaining why Betelgeuse is dimming as this mysterious heavenly body blocks out its light—and in the decades since its discovery in 1983, has been accompanied by all of the planets in our solar system mysteriously heating up—most pronounced on the planet Mars where, in 2016, scientists declared its ice age was ending—and this week saw NASA releasing dramatic photographs of a polar ice cap on Mars collapsing—all of which comes at the same time astronomers from around the world are reporting mysterious clockwork radio signals are bombarding our planet from deep in outer space—and are “signals” coming from space that, likewise, were reported by one of human history’s greatest geniuses Nikola Tesla—who on Christmas Day, 25 December 1900, wrote an urgent letter to the American Red Cross stating: “I have observed electrical actions, which have appeared inexplicable.  Faint and uncertain though they were, they have given me a deep conviction and foreknowledge that ere long all human beings on this globe, as one, will turn their eyes to the firmament above, with feelings of love and reverence, thrilled by the glad news: ” Brethren!  We have a message from another world, unknown and remote.  It reads:  one  …  two  …  three  …”.   […]