For those of you unfamiliar with the term, attacking a straw man is to create the illusion of having refuted an argument by misrepresenting the original argument, without ever actually refuting it. It’s practice is the shameful solace of pedants, debate team drop-outs and scorned ex-girlfriends; and you see it a lot in media punditry and politics. […]
Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image. […]
A somberly worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that just hours after the lawyers for 17-year-old teenage child Kyle Rittenhouse defended his actions in killing two Biden terrorists and wounding one before he was killed by writing: “A 17-year old child should not have to take up arms in America to protect life and property…That is the job of state and local governments… However, those governments have failed, and law-abiding citizens have no choice but to protect their own communities as their forefathers did at Lexington and Concord in 1775”, and on behalf of a grateful nation of still free citizens, President Donald Trump proclaimed “Rest in Peace Jay!” for American patriot martyr Aaron “Jay” Bishop-Danielson after this young man was gunned down in cold blood by a Biden terrorist named Michael Forest Reinoehl—who describes himself as “100% ANTIFA”—the same ANTIFA terrorist organization whose website redirects to Joe Biden’s campaign donation page—and whose videos of this cold blooded murder show Patriot Jay Danielson walking down a street in the socialist Democrat Party stronghold city of Portland-Oregon where it can be heard being said “Hey! Hey, we got one right here!…We got a Trumper right here!”—then someone asking “Right here?”—that was immediately followed by “two gunshots”—deadly gunshots fired into Patriot Jay Davidson by Biden terrorist Michael Reinoehl, who then fled from the scene—but leaves unanswered the critical question as to why this Biden terrorist was even armed and not already in jail—as on 9 June, this Biden terrorist Michael Reinoehl was “charged with driving under the influence of a controlled substance, recklessly endangering another person and unlawful possession of a firearm while caught driving over 111 MPH”—and on 5 July, “was cited at 2:10 a.m. in the 700 block of Southwest Main Street on allegations of possessing a loaded gun in a public place, resisting arrest and interfering with police”—criminal charges all dropped by socialist Democrat Party prosecutors in Portland without any reason being stated—thus proving beyond any doubt whatsoever, that if the free citizens in America are going to be defended, they’re going to have to do it themselves. […]
Mantodea Madonnicus: Unusually hairy and loud, this species is considered a pest by many, but can sing and dance. It saturates the planet and appears to be in no danger of extinction. Luckily for male mates, her poor acting abilities alert him to her cannibalistic intentions, and she rarely proves fatal to her mates. […]
A gobsmacking highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the massive criminal investigation undertaken by the Federal Security Service (FSB), the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) involving now in US custody Russian citizen Maxim Boyko, says the initiation of this international law enforcement action began soon after President Donald Trump took power in 2017—whose legal foundation was built upon a 2014 ruling by the Texas Supreme Court that refused to rip away the cloak of anonymity from a blogger named The Trooper who likened secretive multi-billionaire Robert T. Brockman to Bernie Madoff, Satan and Bobo the Clown—and whose conclusion of was reached yesterday when the Department of Justice announced the takedown of the international criminal money laundering group QQAAZZ—an announcement immediately followed FBI Special Agent Michael Christman authorizing international arrest actions to begin—that unleashed the unprecedented international law enforcement operation involving 16 countries that resulted in the arrest of 20 individuals suspected of belonging to the QQAAZZ money laundering criminal network—an international criminal takedown that included Texas multi-billionaire Robert T. Brockman, whom the Department of Justice charged with the biggest tax evasion case in American history involving a staggering $2-billion—and—Robert F. Smith, the close personal friend of former President Obama who heads the American financial investment firm Vista Equity Partners, but who is now cooperating in this investigation and has agreed to pay $139-million to settle his own tax probe. […]
According to the Syrian Deputy Minister of Justice, Tahir Asmadi, the number of claims of Damascus citizens suffered from shelling and terrorist attacks has increased significantly over the past month due to the intensification of the terrorists who have increased the number of their attacks on the residential areas using mortars. The jihadists continue to commit terrorist attacks in Eastern Ghouta. […]
On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”. […]
How a Bavarian secret order managed to undermine, and ultimately control international freemasonry. The classic work referenced by George Washington in 1798 regarding the Illuminati infiltration of American lodges. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
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BREAKING: FBI sources just leaked that the entire Bureau is currently dying of laughter over Randy Fine’s “foreign election interference” referral.
FBI sources report that Randy Fine’s foreign interference referral contains an unedited ChatGPT prompt at the bottom of the second
❗️🇨🇳 Glenn Greenwald tells Tucker Carlson: the ban of TikTok was NOT REMOTELY ABOUT CHINA! That was a pretext for its decapitation and censorship.
TikTok was only banned “when the ADL came out and said, ‘The reason young people are being turned against Israel and the war in Gaza
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