A gravely concerning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the just completed covert mission to Florida-United States by (УДАЛЕНО) [English-“redacted”] to meet with top American military and intelligence leaders, states that the extreme urgency of the information received necessitated President Putin to schedule a meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on 8 January, to be followed by another such meeting held with German Chancellor Angela Merkel three days later on 11 January—meetings whose main focus will be on an attack occurring in the early hours of 5 January in Kenya destroying some of America’s rarest spy planes, as well as its having left 3 American fighters dead—spy planes whose destruction of leaves a vast swath of the Middle East temporarily unable to have nuclear warheads detected—all coming barely a week after the Ministry of Defense (MoD), on 29 December 2019, warned that a mysterious fleet of drones operating out of the Francis E. Warren Air Force Base located in Cheyenne-Wyoming appearing over the vast Great Plains intercontinental ballistic missile fields located in Colorado and Nebraska were conducting a frantic search for a missing nuclear warhead—an MoD warning the US Air Force has just cryptically responded to by failing to confirm or deny the secret drone programme they have to keep prying eyes away from their nuclear missile silos—and in fear of what may soon be coming, saw Putin ordering the immediate destruction of Satan—which are the two most powerful nuclear weapons ever built in human history.   […]