US Prepares After Feared Ancient Virus That Wiped Out Woolly Mammoths Unleashes Global Pandemic
At what first appears to be an average Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today mundanely setting forth the agenda for next month’s meeting between President Putin and Chinese President Xi Jinping, begins becoming unsettling when the first item listed for critical discussion stunningly reveals that Beijing sees the current pork supply crisis as far more severe than the Hong Kong protests and the US-China trade war—and then falls into absolute terror because of an attached document prepared by the Federal Service for Veterinary and Phytosanitary Supervision (ROSSELKHOZNADZOR) warning that the never before seen Arctic oases erupting with plant life only 1,000 miles away from North Pole to the shock of their scientists is now bringing to the brink of extinction the Northern reindeer, 40,000 of which have perished since the last count in 2017—an extinction now being linked to an ancient RNA virus that was shockingly for the first time in history discovered in a Siberian puppy frozen in the permafrost for 14,300 years ago, and is now believed to have caused the extinction of over 150 million woolly mammoths—but whose being released into our modern world has unleashed a terrible pandemic killing pigs all around the world which even the United States is now rapidly preparing for—in China has wiped out 300 million pigs, over half of its total numbers—and, according to the World Organization of Animal Health, has spread to more than 50 countries. […]
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