March 15, 2017 KEEP READING Obama Flees After Massive Drug Bust Aboard Lady Michelle Vessel In Caribbean Upon their learning that Attorney General Sessions had ordered the arrest of this Bush-Obama regime TSA criminal drug ring, this report details, “surrogates/accomplices” of former President Obama vacationing with him in the Virgin Islands attempted... September 16, 2020 KEEP READING America Says It Doesn't Want War In Space After Trump Call To Aliens Sabotaged A mind-bending new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the sudden deployment of more than 50 aircraft from the US Air Force, the US Marine Corps, the Royal Air Force and the Royal Netherlands Air... May 17, 2014 KEEP READING CNN: A Symbol of Journalism in Decline (El Universal, Mexico) As it is so fond of reminding its viewers ad infinitum, CNN is a global network. So this column on its ‘dip into sensationalim’ from Mexico’s El Universal is perhaps fitting. Columnist J. Jaime Hernandez... January 12, 2018 KEEP READING The Lost Books of the Bible The Lost Books of the Bible present all sorts of matter before the curious eye. There are stories about Mary and instances of her personal life. There are other stories about the boyhood of Jesus... February 10, 2017 KEEP READING Trump Readies Massive Drone Strikes On Mexico As “Forces Of Death” Against Him Unite Also being deliberately kept from the American people about what is now occurring, this report continues, is that shortly before the Obama regime took power in 2009, the United States Joint Forces Command (USJFC) (who... February 10, 2019 KEEP READING Russia Orders Creation Of Venezuela Coup Model To Free US-EU Citizens From Socialist Tyranny   Barely a week after President Donald Trump vowed that he would never allow the United States to become a socialist nation, a mind boggling new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today reveals that it’s been tasked by the Security Council (SC)... July 11, 2017 KEEP READING McCain: 60 Million Americans Colluded With Russians "because fuck you, that's why" In a stunning development, Sen. John McCain has asserted that 60 million American voters may have colluded with the Russians to deprive Hillary of the presidency she was rightfully entitled to "because fuck you, that's... June 7, 2017 KEEP READING In Brief: Secret Service Releases Morning Joe's Creepy Texts to President Trump The Secret Service has just released a troubling series of long rambling texts to the President by Morning Joe Scarborough, the beta male in the morning show with Mika Beserkski. August 21, 2017 KEEP READING War Fears Rise After US Bans All Russians From Entering America For First Time In History According to this report, at 9:00 AM local time (MSK/+0300 UTC), the US State Department notified the MoFA that as of 23 August the United States was suspending all visas to Russian citizens seeking to visit the United States except... August 1, 2016 KEEP READING Why the Democrats Want War with Russia The first “under the table” weapons deal brokered by Hillary Clinton, this report notes, was the sale to the Nazis controlling Ukraine of 500 portable TOW-II launchers and 8,000 TOW-II missiles from Pakistan—the monies for...

CIA Assassins Inventing Ghislaine Maxwell Capture Fable Kill 8 In Idaho Plane Disaster

Sorcha Faal

A gobsmacking highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today documenting the recent activities of an elite team of Special Activities Center (SAC) commando-assassins from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) responsible only to President Donald Trump, CIA Director Gina Haspel and Deputy Director of CIA for Operations Elizabeth Kimber, says that after their 8 June mission that crashed a US Air Force cargo aircraft in Iraq that had fled from America with terrorist leaders aboard, they redeployed to Paris-France—where, on 20 June, the press discovered that the international child sex slaver Ghislaine Maxwell was hiding out in a luxury apartment near the Israeli Embassy—an Israeli Embassy protected by feared and deadly operatives belonging to the Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations (aka MOSSAD)—the most protected place in the world for French citizen Ghislaine Maxwell to hide as France does not allow any of its citizens to be extradited for any reason whatsoever, and she is also the daughter of famed assassinated Israeli superspy Robert Maxwell—thus making it curious as to why this elite team of CIA commando assassins departed from Paris on 30 June and traveled to Pease Air National Guard Base located in New Hampshire—and even more perplexing why the following day, on 1 July, it was reported that Ghislaine Maxwell was captured and arrested at a remote New Hampshire estate—after which, on 4 July, this elite team of CIA commando assassins traveled from New Hampshire to the Mountain Home Air Force Base located in Idaho—where the following day, on 5 July at around 2:20 p.m local time, an explosion occurred taking down two planes and killing eight people.
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The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin’ the Mimes

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The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation. But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money and legal fees are just part of the expenses incurred in our efforts to make every child smile. Our pimps charge an hourly wage, but a fair one. […]

Top Russian Spy Chief Summoned To Washington Told Trump Considering Mass Arrests

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Director Sergey Naryshkin was summoned to Washington D.C. this past week to meet with White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly, US Secretary of Defense General James “Mad Dog” Mattis and CIA Director Mike Pompeo—and who, during this historic meeting, provided SVR Director Naryshkin documentary proof proving that US Army General Joseph Votel, the commander of the United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), disobeyed a direct order from President Donald Trump when he shockingly appeared on the American cable news network CNN and threatened Turkish military forces in Syria—and where also during this meeting, these top US officials further stated that Trump is considering ordering the mass arrest of his “Deep State” enemies who are attempting to overthrow him in a coup. [ […]

Mass Meditation on January 21

Benjamin Fulford 

Before any of us decides to skip this mass meditation, let’s ask ourselves one thing:  do we really want the Cabal to win and destroy our beautiful planet?  They call us the useless eaters and our death is a great cleansing for them. […]

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FBI Nabs Hillary Clinton “Lost” Emails In Surprise Raid On Huma Abedin Home

by Sorcha Faal in Cloak and Dagger

SVR… reporting that the believed to be “lost” emails belonging to former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton were recovered on 1 June when special agents of the American Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) raided a home in Dearborn, Michigan, owned by a “shell company” belonging to top Clinton aide Huma Abedin’s brother and sister. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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