The Impious Digest

Bill Hicks Honors Marketers

Gratuitous Impiety

January 23, 2015

"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising…kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself…borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something…rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence." […]

Trump Proclaims “Rest In Peace” For Patriot Martyr Gunned Down By Biden Terrorist

Sorcha Faal

August 31, 2020

A somberly worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that just hours after the lawyers for 17-year-old teenage child Kyle Rittenhouse defended his actions in killing two Biden terrorists and wounding one before he was killed by writing: “A 17-year old child should not have to take up arms in America to protect life and property…That is the job of state and local governments… However, those governments have failed, and law-abiding citizens have no choice but to protect their own communities as their forefathers did at Lexington and Concord in 1775”, and on behalf of a grateful nation of still free citizens, President Donald Trump proclaimed “Rest in Peace Jay!” for American patriot martyr Aaron “Jay” Bishop-Danielson after this young man was gunned down in cold blood by a Biden terrorist named Michael Forest Reinoehl—who describes himself as “100% ANTIFA”—the same ANTIFA terrorist organization whose website redirects to Joe Biden’s campaign donation page—and whose videos of this cold blooded murder show Patriot Jay Danielson walking down a street in the socialist Democrat Party stronghold city of Portland-Oregon where it can be heard being said “Hey! Hey, we got one right here!…We got a Trumper right here!”—then someone asking “Right here?”—that was immediately followed by “two gunshots”—deadly gunshots fired into Patriot Jay Davidson by Biden terrorist Michael Reinoehl, who then fled from the scene—but leaves unanswered the critical question as to why this Biden terrorist was even armed and not already in jail—as on 9 June, this Biden terrorist Michael Reinoehl was “charged with driving under the influence of a controlled substance, recklessly endangering another person and unlawful possession of a firearm while caught driving over 111 MPH”—and on 5 July, “was cited at 2:10 a.m. in the 700 block of Southwest Main Street on allegations of possessing a loaded gun in a public place, resisting arrest and interfering with police”—criminal charges all dropped by socialist Democrat Party prosecutors in Portland without any reason being stated—thus proving beyond any doubt whatsoever, that if the free citizens in America are going to be defended, they’re going to have to do it themselves. […]

World Shudders After Trump Orders Assassination Plot White House Lockdown

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

A beyond mind-blowing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today sees this transcript first noting that Security Council Members attending were discussing matters relating to the security protocols established between the Russian Federation and United States during the historic and unprecedented conference held in Washington D.C. between Russia’s top three intelligence directors and their American counterparts in January-2018—which explains why Sergei Naryshkin, the Director of the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR), began these discussions by providing decrypted intercepts proving that rogue elements within the Pentagon and CIA were instigating the post-election chaos being seen in Belarus—and further proved that the CIA is working with blogger Alexey Navalny—whom, without any evidence, Western intelligence agencies claim was poisoned by Russia. […]