BREAKING: Proof the Democrats Planned to Employ Black Lives Matter Riots and a Virus to Ward Off In-Person Voting
It is a leaked DNC document from 2016 that proves BLM riots are staged events. It is a document that details plans for a virus scare that would dissuade people from voting in person. It was a document detailing internal polling suggesting Clinton's campaign had "metastasized" beyond repair and that extreme measures would be required to salvage it. The suggested …Read More »
Winter Has Arrived As Trump And America Reach Their Great Gate In History
The definition of “You can take it to the bank” means one can believe a particular statement or piece of information because it is definitely true—two examples of which are the words in the Book of Ecclesiastes that say “For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven…” and the old saying “What goes around comes around”—both …Read More »
International Arrest Warrants Issued In Probe Of Hunter Biden Funneling $200 Million To Joe Biden And Hillary Clinton
A highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing matters relating to the mutual investigative protocols established between the Russian Federation and the United States during the historic and unprecedented January-2018 visit to Washington D.C. by Russia’s top three intelligence directors to meet with their American counterparts, says following last week’s takedown of multi-billionaire Robert T. Brockman for the biggest tax evasion case in American history, that was …Read More »
Laptop From Hell Throws Leftist Media Meaning Of “Hard News” Into Satanic Cesspool
A disquieting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Donald Trump having just compared the Hunter Biden “Laptop From Hell” revelations to the Anthony Weiner “October Surprise” of 2016 that many believed contributed to the defeat of Hillary Clinton, says unlike during the last election when the American people were given substantive news about what was going on, this time around they’re being met by a rabid lying …Read More »
“You Just Made The Connection” US Senator Tells Reporter About Biden Porno Links As Leftists Tell Trump “Die In Fire”
An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how socialist Democrat Party leaders are attempting to construct a narrative to explain away the explosive Hunter Biden email stories as Russian propaganda, says this futile effort of lies and deception has just been met by President Donald Trump truthfully telling the American people: “Hunter Biden’s laptop is a disaster for the entire Biden …Read More »
All Signs Point To Criminal Indictment Of Biden Before Election—But Will Trump Pull Trigger?
A beyond mind-blowing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing a document created by the Federal Archival Agency detailing the history underlying the presently ongoing internecine conflict raging in the United States, says the latest critical developments being evidenced in this type of war that takes place between opposing groups within a country calls for an immediate reexamination of what President Donald Trump exactly meant a fortnight …Read More »
Hunter The Hunted Admits “I Am A F*cked Up Addict”—Father Joe Says “Give Me Half Of Your Salary”
An insightful new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today mocking as absurdities leftist media sources claiming that the FBI is probing whether purported Hunter Biden emails sprang from a Russian disinformation campaign, says this obvious deflection from the truth is intended to keep hidden from the American people that Hunter Biden’s emails have been in the possession of the FBI’s top child pornography …Read More »
FBI Rushes Into Q Town After Hunter The Hunted And Obama Banker Bobo The Clown
A gobsmacking highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the massive criminal investigation undertaken by the Federal Security Service (FSB), the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) involving now in US custody Russian citizen Maxim Boyko, says the initiation of this international law enforcement action began soon after President Donald Trump took power in 2017—whose …Read More »
Hunter Becomes The Hunted As Crack Addict Son Of Biden Upends Election And Stokes Seth Rich Murder Fears
A beyond mind-blowing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov saying about the European Union: “It is unlikely that relations will become good in the foreseeable future, but it will not be our fault”, says adding to this growing tension has been the abysmal treatment of Dr. Reiner Fuellmich by the German government—who is one of the top trial lawyers in Germany …Read More »
China Orders Troops To “Prepare For War”—America Gives “StormBreaker Is Ready” Reply
A foreshadowing of events to come new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today approving expenditures to base the nuclear war Doomsday Plane Airborne Command Post on the on the Il-96-400M quadjet long-haul wide-body airliner to significantly increase the period of its airborne combat duty and to extend the radius for troop command, says the timeliness of this national defense preparation comes at …Read More »
America Warned Is Just Weeks Away From Unstoppable Violent Civil War Outbreak
A grimly worded new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today expressing little hope of achieving a last minute pre-election nuclear arms treaty deal extension with the United States, says the grave circumstances underlying this reality can be seen in New York City having just warned their police forces to be prepared for massive socialist directed violence from 25 October onward—massive violence occurring in a nation …Read More »
Trump Slaughtermeter Hits 100% After World Health Organization Tells World To Stop Using Lockdowns
A fascinating new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today sees this transcript describing how Council Members were discussing the proper definition of the British term “gaslighting”—a term originating from the Gas Light play that debuted in Britain in 1938, and is a form of psychological manipulation in which a person or a group covertly sows seeds of doubt in a targeted individual or group, making them question their own memory, …Read More »
Trump Gets Fifth Nobel Peace Prize Nomination
Russian peoples having lived under brutal socialist-communist ideology, like these Democrats are now espousing, see nothing new about what is happening in the United States—a fact that allows Russia to see how these socialist Democrats are beguiling people with Christian-like religious fervor in order to foment a race-class revolution—but whose absurd and glaring inconsistencies of logic and thought, like displayed in all socialist-communist nations throughout history, is the weakness that …Read More »
Trump Says Nukes Are “Tippy Top”—Then He Sends Hated Dead Foe John McCain Into Dragons Lair
A compelling new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing Ministry of Defense (MoD) issues related to national defense, says President Donald Trump telling the American people yesterday that their “nuclear arsenal is now tippy top thanks to him” now join his previous day’s warnings of war that include “China Will Pay A Big Price”, “China did this…This was all done by China…And we shouldn’t be hurting our …Read More »
Trump Links Democrats To Communist China—Warns He Has “Hair Trigger” And “China Will Pay Big Price”
A strategic military focused new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today examining just released findings compiled by the Ministry of Defense (MoD), says the probing of Russian Federation air defenses over this past week by 41 foreign spy planes and 3 drones is linked to the mysterious flooding into the world’s seas of hundreds of US military deployed Liquid Robotics Wave Glider drones, which are uncrewed watercraft designed to …Read More »
CIA General Wages Secretive War Against Democrats Pulling Seth Rich From Grave
An at first glance interesting new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that there are almost no grounds for optimism now for continuing nuclear talks with the United States, becomes more than intriguing when reading a discussion thread initiated by Security Council Secretary Nikolai Patrushev—a discussion started when Secretary Patrushev commented on the just published leftist New York Times article “The Biggest Risk to This Election …Read More »
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