It was bad. Awful. It was so terrible I wanted to walk up to the screen and punch JLo in the face. Not since she almost ruined Ben Affleck’s career with “Gigli” did I see anything so bad I wanted to self-immolate outside the theater in protest. I honestly can’t understand how this movie ever got made. […]
A classified at the highest level “Of Special Importance” new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today appearing to explain why President Donald Trump has stopped short of blaming Iran for an attack on Saudi Arabia’s largest oil refinery complex, as well as the Saudis themselves calling for a United Nations investigation of this incident, states that the missile wreckage displayed yesterday by the Saudis prove beyond all doubt that this was a “false flag” event—as evidenced by the fact that all of this missile wreckage came from advanced weapons made for NATO military forces—best exampled by one of the cruise missile engines found having been manufactured by NATO member Czech Republic military rocket producer PBS—a damaged cruise missile casing clearly identified with a NATO weapons number of MC 79050 which conforms to the Joint Electronics Type Designation System (JETDS) of identifying these weapons—with the letter “M” designating it as being a ground and/or mobile (fired from warplane) weapon, and the letter “C” designating it as an electronic jamming device—thus making this cruise missile one of the many produced by the Counter-Electronics High Power Microwave Advanced Missile Project (CHAMP)—all of which the Saudis have confirmed were fired from the Iraq-Kuwait border region—and were actually captured on video flying over Kuwait on the night of 14 September 2019 when this attack occured—which the Kuwaiti government is now investigating. […]
Yesterday in the United States US Department of Justice (DoJ) forces loyal to President Donald Trump stunningly slammed a criminal enterprise indictment on their nation’s largest bank JPMorgan Chase—the proverbial atomic bomb of indictments solely used to target only the largest of criminal organizations —and in this case sees Michael Nowak, a JPMorgan veteran and former head of its precious metals trading desk and Gregg Smith, another trader on JPMorgan’s metals desk being charged with masterminding a criminal scheme to manipulate the price of gold and silver—stunningly is an indictment filled with aggressive language embraced by prosecutors that reminds legal experts of indictments utilizing the RICO Act—a law allowing these prosecutors to take down “criminal enterprises” like the mafia by charging all members of the organization for any crimes committed by an individual on behalf of the organization—in this particular case seems to be these prosecutors using a sledgehammer to kill a gnat—unless, that is, this JPMorgan criminal enterprise indictment is being used to fine tune the intricate legal tactics Trump’s loyal forces will need to use in prosecuting the “Deep State” operatives who tried to overthrow Trump—an overthrow attempt so bungled and inept, it now even sees the final case prosecuted by Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s “witch hunt” leftist minions collapsing into a comical farce—as evidenced by their appearing yesterday in the courtroom of US District Judge Dabney Friedrich to astonishingly claim that she misinterpreted an indictment brought against a Russian company charged with funding a troll campaign to manipulate the American public during the 2016 presidential race—which in turn left Judge Friedrich “baffled” and this Russian company’s attorney shockingly stating that “even 18 months in we still don’t know what we’re charged with”—but saw Judge Friedrich making clear to Mueller’s leftist minions that she has no intention of catering to any suggestion to slow proceedings and this case would move toward the proposed 6 April 2020 trial date—with her further stating: “We are not going to let this case go for another year…I think if I left it up to you all I would be trying this case in 2021”—which is exactly what the “Deep State” wanted all along, as they knew this joke indictment was doomed from the start, and didn’t want it to explode in their faces during the 2020 election. […]
A gravely worded new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the fast growing dangerous Persian Gulf Tanker War, which in the past 24-hours alone has seen Iran deciding to release a British-flagged oil tanker, then saw it seizing an Emirati-flagged oil tanker the Iranians accused of being used for smuggling, states that this conflict has now reached true catastrophic proportions after half of Saudi Arabia’s oil production was shut down due to an attack on one of its major refinery facilities—an attack which, also, exploded global oil prices 20% higher to its biggest rise in history—has US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo blaming Iran for this attack, and top Trump-ally US Senator Lindsey Graham calling for Iran to be immediately attacked—and now sees the leftist US mainstream propaganda media establishment calling this attack a “Pearl Harbor Moment” of the kind that threw the United States into World War II—all of which has led to President Donald Trump authorizing the release of oil from his nation’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve if needed to keep markets supplied, with his further declaring that he’s “locked and loaded” for war on Iran—threats Iran has just met by its calling the accusations made against it “Maximum Lies”, and warning they “are ready for war”, too—and whose claim that they’re being lied about is substantiated by the fact that this vital Saudi oil facility was attacked by cruise missiles fired from Iraq whose skies are daily filled with US warplanes—a cruise missile attack coming from Iraq that even US intelligence confirms, but say were Iranian—and mirrors the 14 May 2019 attack on Saudi oil pipelines by cruise missiles fired from Iraq—but whose true perpetrators of top Russian defense expert Sergey Karaganov reveals are “callous Western elites who fear no bloodshed”—all of whom are now “sleepwalking our world into total nuclear war”. […]
“The file included documentation of a 2003 preliminary report on 9/11 which identified the event as a nuclear demolition on behalf of a terrorist organization that had accessed nuclear material from US stockpiles though Israeli penetration of the Department of Energy.” […]
The international military and legal campaign against the Khazarian mafia is “95-100% likely to succeed,” according to probability models tested by the U.S. War College, say MI6 and Pentagon sources. This week’s anniversary of 9/11 is followed by a Friday the 13th and is a good time to push hard for their inevitable final defeat, the sources say. The key to the Khazarians’ defeat was handed over to the military by a group of Swiss mathematicians who analyzed 43,000 transnational corporations and traced their control to a group of 700 individuals, mostly bankers, MI6 sources say. […]
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