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90 Day Fiancé is Pure Schadenfreude, and I Love It

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July 15, 2021

Perhaps the most well-known woman he paired up with was Rose, a Pilipino girl some 35 years his minor. His visit  to her country to see her family was probably the most cringe-worthy episode I have ever watched. He asked her to take an STD test the moment he gets there. She is naturally insulted, and he is soon crawling back to apologize. She takes him home where he witnesses abject poverty, and he actually takes a bath with her father after he asks Ed to do so. I have no idea why. A huge rat scurries along a wall and frightens Ed, while Rose and her family seem surprised he is affected. […]

Supreme Court Appears Ready To Deal Shocking Death Blow To Biden

Sorcha Faal
December 25, 2020

A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing events relating to Day 52 of the election war currently raging in America, says first to notice was leftist cable news outlet CNN celebrating the 80th birthday of Dr. Anthony Fauci on Christmas Eve—a celebration that saw CNN newsman Austen Bundy proclaiming: “Today we celebrate the birth of our 2020 Lord and Savior”, and when noticing yesterday, saw Security Council Members likening this demonic worship to the Russian communists replacement of Christianity with “Heroes of the Soviet Union”—communist state heroes Dr. Fauci is a carbon copy of, as while being worshipped like a “god” by his socialist-leftist followers, he then admitted that he has been deliberately lying about the coronavirus because the American people “were not ready to hear the truth”—and was a deliberate lie from this “state hero” CNN didn’t bother to even report on, as they then spent their time urging for a constitutional amendment to prevent President Donald Trump or anyone like him from having power again.   […]

Trump Thrown Into Barbaric Socialist Lion’s Den On Way To Election Victory

Sorcha Faal
November 4, 2020

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the American election truism that “No Republican candidate for the presidency has ever won the election without winning Ohio…Literally never, from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump, has an elected Republican president not won Ohio…Every time a Republican has lost Ohio, he has lost the presidency”, says this feat was accomplished when the battleground State of Ohio swung in favor of President Donald Trump, providing him 18 crucial electoral votes—that was joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden being “obliterated by Hispanics” in the State of Florida, which gave President Trump another 29 electoral votes—after which this election ground to a complete halt with Biden having 238 electoral votes and Trump having 213 of the 270 needed by either of them to be elected—and when halted saw Trump leading in the key States of Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina—and Biden having a 7,121 vote lead over Trump in Wisconsin with 89% of the vote counted.  […]

Sharknado Leader Trump Claims First Election War Victim As 24 States Activate National Guard

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November 3, 2020

An informative new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today notes that Election Day in America has arrived in the shadow of the grim letter just presented to President Donald Trump by the Vatican’s former ambassador to the United States—wherein Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò warns about the “global conspiracy against God”, sees him stating “As is now clear, the one who occupies the Chair of Peter (Pope Francis) has betrayed his role from the very beginning in order to defend and promote the globalist ideology, supporting the agenda of the deep church, who chose him from its ranks”, and in his plea says: “Mr. President, you are well aware that, in this crucial hour, the United States of America is considered the defending wall against which the war declared by the advocates of globalism has been unleashed…With this heavenly hope and the assurance of my prayer for you, for the First Lady, and for your collaborators, with all my heart I send you my blessing…God bless the United States of America!”. […]

Cookie Monster And Holy Hermit Election Prophets Arise As Fort White House Prepares For Siege

Sorcha Faal
November 2, 2020

A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the non-scalable fence being installed around President Donald Trump’s residence ahead of the 3 November election to create a Fort White House able to withstand the siege being predicted against it by unconventional conflict expert Dr. J. Michael Waller of the Center for Security Policy, who has just warned “We have to prepare for these mobs by the tens of thousands if not more right in downtown Washington, DC preparing to storm the White House”, says these preparations for election violence are coming at the same it it’s further being warned by fearful expert observers that “The weeks following the election could very well be the most dangerous weeks in this country since the Civil War” and them saying  “We have never seen such a longstanding democracy in such a rich country break down before — never…But it could happen this year”. […]

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  • BREAKING: Proof the Democrats Planned to Employ Black Lives Matter Riots and a Virus to Ward Off In-Person Voting

    BREAKING: Proof the Democrats Planned to Employ Black Lives Matter Riots and a Virus to Ward Off In-Person Voting

    It is a leaked DNC document from 2016 that proves BLM riots are staged events. It is a document that details plans for a virus scare that would dissuade people from voting in person. It was a document detailing internal polling suggesting Clinton's campaign had "metastasized" beyond repair and that extreme measures would be required to salvage it. The suggested …Read More »
  • Trump Fulfills Bible Parable—Leaves Entire American Flock To Rescue One Lost Sheep

    Trump Fulfills Bible Parable—Leaves Entire American Flock To Rescue One Lost Sheep

    An amazing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says two of the most remarkable 96-hour time periods ever to occur in American election history are as astounding as they are miraculous—both of which saw at their center point the final appeal letter written by President Donald Trump to the American people on 30 October he titled “Reelect Me And I Will Continue To Deliver Safety, Prosperity And Opportunity …Read More »
  • Rapidly Looming “Knife Fight In A Phone Booth” Election Sees America Preparing For War

    Rapidly Looming “Knife Fight In A Phone Booth” Election Sees America Preparing For War

    A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting spokeswoman Maria Zakharova having stated: “We are not losing hope that common sense will slowly start prevailing after the elections and that Washington will finally realize that betting on further propagation of anti-Russian myths doesn’t hurt us as much as it serves to further fuel political passions and whip up atmosphere …Read More »
  • Trump Controlled “Q” Typhoon Slams Into Hunter The Hunted And Levels Leftist Media

    Trump Controlled “Q” Typhoon Slams Into Hunter The Hunted And Levels Leftist Media

    An astonishing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the latest findings compiled by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) regarding the known and suspected operations emanating from the private intelligence service President Donald Trump created upon his taking office in 2017, says the boundaries of coincidence have to be stretched beyond imagination when understanding this powerful and shadowy organization in light of Time Magazine publishing …Read More »
  • Stage Now Set In America For Cataclysmic “Fog Of War” Reckoning Day

    Stage Now Set In America For Cataclysmic “Fog Of War” Reckoning Day

    An in-depth new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting top American defense experts having just warned “that the country is on the verge of large scale political violence”, says accelerating this fast looming catastrophe was yesterday’s United States Supreme Court rulings allowing the State of Pennsylvania to extend to 5 p.m. 6 November the deadline to accept absentee ballots, from 8 p.m. on 3 November, and the State …Read More »
  • Whistleblower Drops “Q” Bomb On Biden—Then Reveals His Family Is Under Navy Seal Protection

    Whistleblower Drops “Q” Bomb On Biden—Then Reveals His Family Is Under Navy Seal Protection

    An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that spokeswoman Maria Zakharova was right to respond to leftist media lies about anonymous CIA operatives’ claims that Russian secret weapons are being used against them with her saying: “I will not try to confirm whether they are the victims of an acoustic attack, paranoia, or Russophobia…That’s a question for the doctors”, says the even …Read More »
  • Trump Premiers “Barrett Bobulinski Show” In Face Of Biden “You’ll Bury Everyone Involved” Threat

    Trump Premiers “Barrett Bobulinski Show” In Face Of Biden “You’ll Bury Everyone Involved” Threat

    A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that leftist US tech giants are continuing to ignore demands to end their censorship of truth telling Russian media outlets, says this vile attack against the free flow of facts and information continues spreading across America where even now the Hunter Biden scandal is exposing for all the world to see the full …Read More »
  • America Prepares For Civil War To Stop Democrats From Allowing Perverted Sex With Cows

    America Prepares For Civil War To Stop Democrats From Allowing Perverted Sex With Cows

    A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin stating that he’s prepared to act in accordance with good will to refrain from deploying nuclear capable ground-launched ballistic 9M729 cruise missiles in the European regions of Russian Federation territory, says stunningly this measure to preserve peace was met by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden declaring: “The biggest threat to America right now …Read More »
  • Chinese Operatives Revealing Shocking Biden Truths Warn America “Be Prepared Darkness Is Coming”

    Chinese Operatives Revealing Shocking Biden Truths Warn America “Be Prepared Darkness Is Coming”

    An insightful new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the summoning to the Ministry of Defense of the German defense attaché over his nation’s involvement in the NATO drilling scenarios for the use of tactical nuclear weapons in flagrant violation of the Nonproliferation Treaty, says these preparations for total war have caused the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) to reexamine the warnings issued over …Read More »
  • Trump Readies Post Election Deep State Massacre Of Historic Proportions

    Trump Readies Post Election Deep State Massacre Of Historic Proportions

    An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today decrying the regretful Russia-bashing tone being evidenced in the American election campaign, says being left unnoticed by this nation’s citizens is why this is happening at the same the viewership ratings for all of their major sports leagues have plummeted into the abyss—and if noticing, would find them discovering that this plunge …Read More »
  • Winter Has Arrived As Trump And America Reach Their Great Gate In History

    Winter Has Arrived As Trump And America Reach Their Great Gate In History

    The definition of “You can take it to the bank” means one can believe a particular statement or piece of information because it is definitely true—two examples of which are the words in the Book of Ecclesiastes that say “For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven…” and the old saying “What goes around comes around”—both …Read More »
  • International Arrest Warrants Issued In Probe Of Hunter Biden Funneling $200 Million To Joe Biden And Hillary Clinton

    International Arrest Warrants Issued In Probe Of Hunter Biden Funneling $200 Million To Joe Biden And Hillary Clinton

    A highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing matters relating to the mutual investigative protocols established between the Russian Federation and the United States during the historic and unprecedented January-2018 visit to Washington D.C. by Russia’s top three intelligence directors to meet with their American counterparts, says following last week’s takedown of multi-billionaire Robert T. Brockman for the biggest tax evasion case in American history, that was …Read More »
  • Laptop From Hell Throws Leftist Media Meaning Of “Hard News” Into Satanic Cesspool

    Laptop From Hell Throws Leftist Media Meaning Of “Hard News” Into Satanic Cesspool

    A disquieting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Donald Trump having just compared the Hunter Biden “Laptop From Hell” revelations to the Anthony Weiner “October Surprise” of 2016 that many believed contributed to the defeat of Hillary Clinton, says unlike during the last election when the American people were given substantive news about what was going on, this time around they’re being met by a rabid lying …Read More »
  • “You Just Made The Connection” US Senator Tells Reporter About Biden Porno Links As Leftists Tell Trump “Die In Fire”

    “You Just Made The Connection” US Senator Tells Reporter About Biden Porno Links As Leftists Tell Trump “Die In Fire”

    An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how socialist Democrat Party leaders are attempting to construct a narrative to explain away the explosive Hunter Biden email stories as Russian propaganda, says this futile effort of lies and deception has just been met by President Donald Trump truthfully telling the American people: “Hunter Biden’s laptop is a disaster for the entire Biden …Read More »
  • All Signs Point To Criminal Indictment Of Biden Before Election—But Will Trump Pull Trigger?

    All Signs Point To Criminal Indictment Of Biden Before Election—But Will Trump Pull Trigger?

    A beyond mind-blowing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing a document created by the Federal Archival Agency detailing the history underlying the presently ongoing internecine conflict raging in the United States, says the latest critical developments being evidenced in this type of war that takes place between opposing groups within a country calls for an immediate reexamination of what President Donald Trump exactly meant a fortnight …Read More »
  • Hunter The Hunted Admits “I Am A F*cked Up Addict”—Father Joe Says “Give Me Half Of Your Salary”

    Hunter The Hunted Admits “I Am A F*cked Up Addict”—Father Joe Says “Give Me Half Of Your Salary”

    An insightful new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today mocking as absurdities leftist media sources claiming that the FBI is probing whether purported Hunter Biden emails sprang from a Russian disinformation campaign, says this obvious deflection from the truth is intended to keep hidden from the American people that Hunter Biden’s emails have been in the possession of the FBI’s top child pornography …Read More »

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Was 9/11 a Nuclear Event?

 View online or download PDF.  1,000 Times More Damning than 9/11 Commission’s 28 Pages’, ‘American Holocaust: 9/11 an Irrefutable Nuclear Event, Over 42,000 Deaths and Counting — Veterans Today Nuclear Event Evidence Compilation Leaked FBI 9/11 Evidence Against Bush, Clinton, Blair and Netanyahu Too Staggering to Ignore. If a picture is worth a thousand words, here’s some culled from thousands implicating them all, Saudis included.

Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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