BREAKING: Proof the Democrats Planned to Employ Black Lives Matter Riots and a Virus to Ward Off In-Person Voting
It is a leaked DNC document from 2016 that proves BLM riots are staged events. It is a document that details plans for a virus scare that would dissuade people from voting in person. It was a document detailing internal polling suggesting Clinton's campaign had "metastasized" beyond repair and that extreme measures would be required to salvage it. The suggested …Read More »
Rapidly Looming “Knife Fight In A Phone Booth” Election Sees America Preparing For War
A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting spokeswoman Maria Zakharova having stated: “We are not losing hope that common sense will slowly start prevailing after the elections and that Washington will finally realize that betting on further propagation of anti-Russian myths doesn’t hurt us as much as it serves to further fuel political passions and whip up atmosphere …Read More »
Trump Controlled “Q” Typhoon Slams Into Hunter The Hunted And Levels Leftist Media
An astonishing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the latest findings compiled by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) regarding the known and suspected operations emanating from the private intelligence service President Donald Trump created upon his taking office in 2017, says the boundaries of coincidence have to be stretched beyond imagination when understanding this powerful and shadowy organization in light of Time Magazine publishing …Read More »
Stage Now Set In America For Cataclysmic “Fog Of War” Reckoning Day
An in-depth new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting top American defense experts having just warned “that the country is on the verge of large scale political violence”, says accelerating this fast looming catastrophe was yesterday’s United States Supreme Court rulings allowing the State of Pennsylvania to extend to 5 p.m. 6 November the deadline to accept absentee ballots, from 8 p.m. on 3 November, and the State …Read More »
Whistleblower Drops “Q” Bomb On Biden—Then Reveals His Family Is Under Navy Seal Protection
An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that spokeswoman Maria Zakharova was right to respond to leftist media lies about anonymous CIA operatives’ claims that Russian secret weapons are being used against them with her saying: “I will not try to confirm whether they are the victims of an acoustic attack, paranoia, or Russophobia…That’s a question for the doctors”, says the even …Read More »
Trump Premiers “Barrett Bobulinski Show” In Face Of Biden “You’ll Bury Everyone Involved” Threat
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that leftist US tech giants are continuing to ignore demands to end their censorship of truth telling Russian media outlets, says this vile attack against the free flow of facts and information continues spreading across America where even now the Hunter Biden scandal is exposing for all the world to see the full …Read More »
America Prepares For Civil War To Stop Democrats From Allowing Perverted Sex With Cows
A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin stating that he’s prepared to act in accordance with good will to refrain from deploying nuclear capable ground-launched ballistic 9M729 cruise missiles in the European regions of Russian Federation territory, says stunningly this measure to preserve peace was met by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden declaring: “The biggest threat to America right now …Read More »
Chinese Operatives Revealing Shocking Biden Truths Warn America “Be Prepared Darkness Is Coming”
An insightful new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the summoning to the Ministry of Defense of the German defense attaché over his nation’s involvement in the NATO drilling scenarios for the use of tactical nuclear weapons in flagrant violation of the Nonproliferation Treaty, says these preparations for total war have caused the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) to reexamine the warnings issued over …Read More »
Trump Readies Post Election Deep State Massacre Of Historic Proportions
An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today decrying the regretful Russia-bashing tone being evidenced in the American election campaign, says being left unnoticed by this nation’s citizens is why this is happening at the same the viewership ratings for all of their major sports leagues have plummeted into the abyss—and if noticing, would find them discovering that this plunge …Read More »
Winter Has Arrived As Trump And America Reach Their Great Gate In History
The definition of “You can take it to the bank” means one can believe a particular statement or piece of information because it is definitely true—two examples of which are the words in the Book of Ecclesiastes that say “For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven…” and the old saying “What goes around comes around”—both …Read More »
International Arrest Warrants Issued In Probe Of Hunter Biden Funneling $200 Million To Joe Biden And Hillary Clinton
A highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing matters relating to the mutual investigative protocols established between the Russian Federation and the United States during the historic and unprecedented January-2018 visit to Washington D.C. by Russia’s top three intelligence directors to meet with their American counterparts, says following last week’s takedown of multi-billionaire Robert T. Brockman for the biggest tax evasion case in American history, that was …Read More »
Laptop From Hell Throws Leftist Media Meaning Of “Hard News” Into Satanic Cesspool
A disquieting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Donald Trump having just compared the Hunter Biden “Laptop From Hell” revelations to the Anthony Weiner “October Surprise” of 2016 that many believed contributed to the defeat of Hillary Clinton, says unlike during the last election when the American people were given substantive news about what was going on, this time around they’re being met by a rabid lying …Read More »
“You Just Made The Connection” US Senator Tells Reporter About Biden Porno Links As Leftists Tell Trump “Die In Fire”
An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how socialist Democrat Party leaders are attempting to construct a narrative to explain away the explosive Hunter Biden email stories as Russian propaganda, says this futile effort of lies and deception has just been met by President Donald Trump truthfully telling the American people: “Hunter Biden’s laptop is a disaster for the entire Biden …Read More »
All Signs Point To Criminal Indictment Of Biden Before Election—But Will Trump Pull Trigger?
A beyond mind-blowing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing a document created by the Federal Archival Agency detailing the history underlying the presently ongoing internecine conflict raging in the United States, says the latest critical developments being evidenced in this type of war that takes place between opposing groups within a country calls for an immediate reexamination of what President Donald Trump exactly meant a fortnight …Read More »
Hunter The Hunted Admits “I Am A F*cked Up Addict”—Father Joe Says “Give Me Half Of Your Salary”
An insightful new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today mocking as absurdities leftist media sources claiming that the FBI is probing whether purported Hunter Biden emails sprang from a Russian disinformation campaign, says this obvious deflection from the truth is intended to keep hidden from the American people that Hunter Biden’s emails have been in the possession of the FBI’s top child pornography …Read More »
FBI Rushes Into Q Town After Hunter The Hunted And Obama Banker Bobo The Clown
A gobsmacking highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the massive criminal investigation undertaken by the Federal Security Service (FSB), the International Criminal Police Organization (INTERPOL), the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) involving now in US custody Russian citizen Maxim Boyko, says the initiation of this international law enforcement action began soon after President Donald Trump took power in 2017—whose …Read More »
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