June 21, 2017 KEEP READING President Trump Annihilates Democrats Again As “Deep State” Clinton Mole Uncovered Important to note about Special Prosecutor Robert Muller, this report details, is his long “hatred/disgust” with Hillary Clinton following her issuing to him (when she was the Obama regimes Secretary of State), on 16 August 2009,... June 23, 2016 KEEP READING GOP Pushing For Weakest Candidate, Betting Against Horse With Fractured Leg Author and journalist H.A. Goodman raises a good point when he points out that if she even tried to get a job at McDonald's, and they did a background check, she would not be hired... April 18, 2020 KEEP READING Satellite Explodes—US Blames Russia, Calls For War With China, And Abruptly Orders Nuclear Bombers Back To America An actually terrifying new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing highly-classified “Of Special Importance” events occurring in the “Coronavirus Pandemic War” pertaining to this week’s Ministry of Defense (MoD) national security preparations utilizing Aerospace Defense Forces, states that... September 10, 2018 KEEP READING Edge Of Abyss Nears According to this report, as global forces align for the final battle for Syria, one of the greatest propaganda hoaxes ever perpetrated upon the American people is that this coming battle has anything at all to do with the Syrian people—that... February 4, 2013 KEEP READING 30 Seconds of Bravery, Life in a Wheelchair So I asks him: "You think I can't afford a fucken value meal dude? IS THAT IT... Oh, its a big and tasty for the broke motherfucker, right? FUCK THAT SHIT PUNK". He started tremblin.... December 6, 2014 KEEP READING On Poetry, Veracity and Suicide "Well, after that that man never could write prose, but he could write poetry. He could write it after he had blown his brains out. There is lots of that talent all over the country,... July 30, 2017 KEEP READING Critical Update: Trump Threatens to End Health Payments Unless There's an Overhaul According to this report, in a clear case of ignoring the old adage that “sometimes your neighbor’s history warns you which path never to follow”, American leftist-communistic forces have attempted to force upon the people... May 4, 2018 KEEP READING “Deep State” Coup Erupts Into Open As Iran Readies “Auntie Cockroach” Nuclear Defense Of Shiite World A petrifying new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today showing how dangerously chaotic our world has become is warning that the Islamic Republic of Iran is in the final phases of preparing its “Auntie Cockroach” nuclear defense... May 6, 2017 KEEP READING The Unknown Life of Jesus Christ "Issa," he finally replied, "is a great prophet, one of the first after the twenty-two Buddhas. He is greater than any one of all the Dalai-Lamas, for he constitutes part of the spirituality of our... March 25, 2013 KEEP READING Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

$8 Trillion Man Tells America: “You Have No Choice But To Vote For Me”

Sorcha Faal

Trump has long declared he puts America first, and didn’t mince words when said  “I’m not president of world”—and whose massive list of accomplishments for his nation’s peoples towards this end,, to include his adding a staggering $8 trillion of wealth to their stock markets that fund their country’s vast retirement scheme, led him to speak before a record breaking crowd of his supporters this past week and tell the American people “you have no choice but to vote for me”—a “choice”, however, The New York Times has just been shockingly revealed to be plotting to stop—whose master plan discovered in their own leaked documents shows them admitting that the Trump-Russia collusion hoax is dead—and because of, now sees them preparing to launch against Trump a vile and demonic campaign of racial division.   […]

President Trump Now Protected By Powerful US Army Force Capable Of Leveling Washington D.C.

Sorcha Faal

An astonishing new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting a McClatchy News Service article from 4 June claiming: “The nation’s capital is bracing for the largest protest yet on Saturday since the death of George Floyd, expanding a massive fenced perimeter around the White House, even as the Pentagon sent home hundreds of active duty troops positioned outside the city”, says the blatant lies told in this article about Pentagon troop movements in the Washington D.C. region strongly suggest military censorship activities have now been put into place in the United States—an assessment based on the fact that when President Donald Trump walked from the White House to the historic St. John’s Church during the early evening of Monday 1 June, photographed walking behind him were two supposed Secret Service agent snipers, one of whom was carrying a unique US Army desert camouflaged sniper rifle based on Accuracy International’s bolt-action AX chassis system—which was immediately followed by US news reports saying: “Completely unmarked officers in riot gear holding protesters blocks away from the White House. No badges. No insignias. No name tags. Nothing. Refused to tell us who they’re with”—the identification of whom, though, MoD intelligence analysts quickly identified as them all belonging to the Intelligence Production Section (IPS) and Military Intelligence Company (MI) of the 278th Armored Cavalry Regiment—a US Army military regiment known as the “Tennessee Cavalry”, which is the only armored cavalry regiment in the Army National Guard and headquartered in Knoxville-Tennessee—whose only other counterpart in the US Army is the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment garrisoned at Fort Irwin-California—and most important to know about is a “Tennessee Cavalry” armored regiment comprised of up to 2,000 combat forces, though with logistical support from other US Army units (medical, transportation, food service, etc.) its numbers can rapidly rise to over 10,000—whose combat capability designated by the MoD is rated as “City Levelers” due to them being able to quickly surround and pound into submission the enemy forces they’re deployed against with their fast moving and overwhelming heavy armored tank, combat vehicles and artillery firepower expertise—and though not having any training in civilian crowd control, nevertheless saw President Trump activating them to full combat status on the afternoon of Monday 1 June and ordering them to immediately deploy to Washington D.C. for reasons still unknown. […]

CNN’s Self-Evident Hologram Fraud

Entertainment

You're so stupid you think Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album. You're so stupid you stand up on an empty bus. And last but not least, Wolf Blitzer is so stupid he got hit by a parked car. Even if what stood before Blitzer was a hologram, and it wasn't, it would still appear on two-dimensional television, thereby making the hologram no more exceptional or real than Wolf Blitzer's reportorial credentials. […]

Left and Right Featured in Idiot Dioramas

Gratuitous Impiety

Diorama exhibits at the Los Angeles Museum of Natural History and Anthropological Studies will include a new sociology exhibit of obsolete or regressive political movements. One exhibit titled “Predicate Thinking in Political Parties: Neurosis as a Political Identity”; examines the total lack of reason in political decision making which results from “loyal” allegiance to a political party. Seen here in the “Hairy Pit Feminist” diorama aside Madonna is Maureen Dowd, New York Times columnist and author of “Are Men Really Necessary?” […]

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Russia Confirms Supercomputer Findings Showing Donald Trump Landslide Victory

by Sorcha Faal in Donald Trump

An interesting Ministry of Education and Science (MoES) report presented to the Security Council (SC) earlier today says that Lomonosov Moscow State University’s artificial intelligence (AI) genetic programming (GP) T-Platform supercomputer has confirmed the findings of Sanjiv Rai’s equally powerful AI supercomputer MogIA that US presidential candidate Donald Trump is poised to win the 8 November American election in a landslide. […]

CIA

FBI Files: George H. W. Bush’s Top Secret CIA Drug Running Empire

On the anniversary of Robert F. Kennedy’s death, on June 5, 1989; Sen. Edward Kennedy asked the FBI to secretly brief him on George H.W. Bush’s history with the drug trade and CIA. The top secret document revealed that the CIA to entered into the drug smuggling business, in a total and complete fashion. Each of the five planners had their own field to handle. Bush would be the secret head of ONA and handle all the shipping of the drugs under forged waybills. [Richard] Armitage would be the “gopher” for the group and the intermediary with any “undesirables”. General Landsdale would handle all the distribution network and collection services within the military in Vietnam. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Cloak and Dagger

FLASHBACK: FBI Director Stunningly Tells Russia: “We Are No Longer Functional”

An interesting Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that Director Alexander Bortnikov was left stunned hours ago after a telephonic conference he had with Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Christopher Wray, and wherein America’s top domestic intelligence chief informed the Federation that new emergency communication protocols were being enacted by the US in their communications with Russia—and who grimly admitted “we are no longer functional”.  […]

Operation Mockingbird, CIA Media Control Program

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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