Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNNLampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBCI'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNNScroll DownApril 2, 2013Don't worry, she was arrested.KEEP READINGMom of the YearMarch 26, 2015I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like...KEEP READINGSelect Children's Books by MadonnaMarch 2, 2018In BriefKEEP READINGTracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!"February 26, 2013"Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic announcement...KEEP READING911 Reasons Rudy is an AssholeSeptember 17, 2015112,000 signatures on a petition to debate Israeli Prime Minister's status as a war criminal after slaughter over 2,200 civilians in Gaza over the suspicious killings of three Israeli youths. He gets a hero's welcome,...KEEP READINGWho's Your Daddy, Lady Cameron?March 8, 2014First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be his...KEEP READINGCourt Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a VibratorApril 3, 2017News in brief.KEEP READINGIN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her BreastsMarch 7, 2013Ever mindful of hurtful stereotypes, the producers made sure Foreman, the only doctor with a criminal record, was played by a black man.KEEP READINGBanned House EpisodesMarch 21, 2013Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a glass...KEEP READINGMaureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the ElectionMarch 3, 2013This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years...KEEP READINGLindsey England's Ass Face CookiesMarch 31, 2013I knew about the guy who had Obama's ear that cursed almost as much as me, although I'd never seen my rival in person. During a White House tour, as I ran into the men's...KEEP READINGRahm Emmanuel's Angelic VoiceMarch 1, 2013And most importantly, have you ever wondered what 19th century Romantic poets like Lord Byron and John Keats would write like if they were gangsta rap stars? Admit it, we all have, so look no...KEEP READING19th Century Romantic Gangsta PoetryOctober 1, 2015An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why.KEEP READINGNetanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UNSeptember 13, 2013An Onion Video classic. U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.KEEP READINGThe Skull Fucking Bill of 2007February 26, 2013Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and...KEEP READINGThe Incarnations of Yangil Kim: ConfuciousNovember 13, 2015To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to the...KEEP READINGComing Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You PosersAugust 7, 2019One day, at a local arena, I walked backstage before her headline act. It was a strange sight. There was a huge pile of hair, about seven feet high, with a bit of movement coming...KEEP READINGI Make Millions Selling Sweaters Knit From Madonna’s Pit Hair, and Other Autobiographical SketchesMarch 10, 2013A syndicated journalist's first encounter in an AOL chat room leads to an unexpected and sobering trip to Humilityville
by Evil Wombat, demon marsupial and guardian of children's library (in hell).KEEP READINGTrue or False?February 28, 2013Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.KEEP READINGHo Ho HoFebruary 7, 2013Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014.KEEP READINGCONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED)
