Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.
I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.
Left and Right Featured in Idiot Dioramas
March 4, 2013
Diorama exhibits at the Los Angeles Museum of Natural History and Anthropological Studies will include a new sociology exhibit of obsolete or regressive political movements. One exhibit titled "Predicate Thinking in Political Parties: Neurosis as...
In Defense of Apocalypto
March 1, 2013
If our hands are bloody through needless wars and dehumanization, despite all our advances in science and human understanding, if our own sense of right and wrong is ambiguous as it was since man began,...
I dumped my girlfriend over FOX News, and would do it again.
April 3, 2013
I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again.
Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers
November 13, 2015
To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to the...
Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally.
March 2, 2013
Why the fuck did you have a kid?
January 17, 2014
Boys in blue are a brigade of brigands with burnished badges brandishing batons beating bums and bringing blacks bereavement. Blatantly breaking the boundaries of bad behavior, they block blossoming businesses, and burn bridges in the...
Equal Air Time for Child Molesters!
October 1, 2014
Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts the...
Hi. JK Rowling's Two Cents on BDS...
October 24, 2015
"Hi. JK Rowling's two cents on BDS amouts to the whole of my geopolitical awareness. I agree with JK Rowling on the BDS thing and her opposition to boycotting Israel, although I don't know exactly...
Russian Conspiracy Cult Intervention for Bad Journos
July 22, 2017
"This is a sex cult masquerading as a political movement. The idol, as in phallocentric cults and religions of long ago, is not the penis but the vagina. In this cult, the underlying belief system...
A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump
February 13, 2017
In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers. The...
How to Make DaVinci Cry
March 1, 2013
"All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals of this novel are accurate"...one of the most questionable "facts" Dan Brown lists in the opening page of The DaVinci Code.
Boycott These CNN Advertisers. With Extreme Prejudice.
March 31, 2018
The Children's Crusade didn't end well. And it won't end well this time, either. The script is simple. The network is promulgating a demagogue and crisis actor as we can see in this video shot...
Hilldo Strap On Ready to Tear US Voters a New Asshole
February 4, 2016
Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore!
Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy style, any...
Hillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on Giving
July 15, 2017
Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.
Bill O'Reilly Deterrent Hits Market
February 16, 2013
Planning on working at FOX with Bill O'Reilly? Or perhaps just making an appearance on the O'Reilly Factor? then act now! Try our new O'Reilly Sexual Harassment Deterrent Apparel™! First 100 orders will receive free...
911 Reasons Rudy is an Asshole
February 26, 2013
"Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic announcement...
The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Grigory Rasputin
February 25, 2013
Rasputin, born in the Tyumen district of Siberia, a shadowy and mysterious character; a person of contradictory personality traits and equally enigmatic sexual preferences. Was he a miracle worker or just a crafty manipulator or...
The Ultimate Psychic Battle
March 26, 2013
Please support Trey's efforts against ghosts/aliens in the Ultimate Psychic Battle by digging him.
Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson
March 11, 2013
One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver.
February 18, 2016