Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNNLampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBCI'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNNScroll DownJuly 15, 2017Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.KEEP READINGHillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on GivingMarch 1, 2013And most importantly, have you ever wondered what 19th century Romantic poets like Lord Byron and John Keats would write like if they were gangsta rap stars? Admit it, we all have, so look no...KEEP READING19th Century Romantic Gangsta PoetryMarch 10, 2013A syndicated journalist's first encounter in an AOL chat room leads to an unexpected and sobering trip to Humilityville
by Evil Wombat, demon marsupial and guardian of children's library (in hell).KEEP READINGTrue or False?February 23, 2013Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc among...KEEP READINGNeither D is for "Dork"February 28, 2013FOX News BullshitKEEP READINGFOX News BullshitSeptember 22, 2017It's coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it.KEEP READINGHillary's Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election LossJuly 9, 2017Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth.
"Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is...KEEP READINGThe Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and TrumpMarch 23, 2013Like every book before it, the book is another tiresome rant about liberals. In fact, if you took out the word liberal it would be a flyer.KEEP READINGCoulter a Scat-Sucking Gimp? GuiltyMarch 9, 2013Bat fight. With a baseball bat. It's a game of honor and diplomacy.... This and a few other "Funny or Die" video gems from the inimitable Will Ferrell, including "Green Team", "Will Ferrell Answers Internet...KEEP READINGBat Fight with Will FerrellMarch 16, 2013If you judge these two candidates by the supporters they gather, only one avoided embarrassment.KEEP READINGHillary, Obama Music VidsSeptember 11, 2013You know the whole scandal about Miley Cyrus' twerking at the Video Music Awards wasn't even about her, at least not as far as I'm concerned. Sure, she's creepy and she's so lost in the...KEEP READINGMiley Cyrus is Creeping Me the Fuck OutMarch 3, 2013This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years...KEEP READINGLindsey England's Ass Face CookiesMay 13, 2018Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away.KEEP READINGHow to Make Delicious Predator CookiesMarch 26, 2015I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like...KEEP READINGSelect Children's Books by MadonnaMarch 1, 2013If our hands are bloody through needless wars and dehumanization, despite all our advances in science and human understanding, if our own sense of right and wrong is ambiguous as it was since man began,...KEEP READINGIn Defense of ApocalyptoApril 3, 2017News in brief.KEEP READINGIN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her BreastsFebruary 13, 2017In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers. The...KEEP READINGA Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed TrumpMarch 1, 2013"All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals of this novel are accurate"...one of the most questionable "facts" Dan Brown lists in the opening page of The DaVinci Code.KEEP READINGHow to Make DaVinci CryNovember 24, 2015From FOX News, new photographic evidence that Edward Snowden armed ISIS in 2013, helped develop their infrastructure and oil economy, orchestrated the air drops to Iraqi units, ordered US planes to dump bombs on empty...KEEP READINGFNC: Snowden Busted!March 28, 2013After watching Det. Mark Fuhrman plead the 5th when asked directly if he planted the bloody glove at the Simpson residence, it seemed a fatal blow to the prosecution's star witness. It wasn't. So we...KEEP READINGGump II- The Fuhrman Confession
