Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.
Source: CNN
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.
Source: NBC
I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.
Source: CNN
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Shakespeare: "Snowflakes Hateth Me!"
December 24, 2016
Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review:
"U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because He...
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McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits Himself
May 29, 2017
"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my doctor...
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Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the Election
March 21, 2013
Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a glass...
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"Please clap."
February 18, 2016
Please.
(The Editor)
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Norm McDonald's Fatal Attraction
March 2, 2013
Resigned, Norm sighed and wrote another poem to be stacked among the undelivered, tacit sentiments that weighed so heavily upon his heart. But glancing curiously over his shoulder, I saw the poem titles alone discouraged...
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CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED)
February 7, 2013
Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014.
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Sen. Ted Cruz Guilty of "Unspeakable" Crime...
March 23, 2015
This should be obvious... I mean, look at the guy.
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Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally.
March 2, 2013
Courtesy
Why the fuck did you have a kid?
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
March 25, 2013
An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.
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Dear Scarlett Johansson
July 4, 2014
An open letter to Scarlett Johansson.
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Celebrity Psycho Therapy
March 23, 2014
My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of...
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The P's have it
January 16, 2014
A pleasantly plump and plainly panicked pachyderm pressured into packing packs of pumpkins, pickled peppers, and peas, says please when presented with polite persuasion.
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Neither D is for "Dork"
February 23, 2013
Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc among...
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Equal Air Time for Child Molesters!
October 1, 2014
Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts the...
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Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson
March 11, 2013
One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver.
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PM David Cameron's Ex Catches Up With Him
October 17, 2015
PETA drops the ball again, strangely silent on David Cameron.
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Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers
November 13, 2015
To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to the...
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Netanyahu: Old Testament is Anti-Semitic "Hate Speech"
February 20, 2015
"It accuses us of consulting wooden idols and diviners; of genocide, of incest, of harlotry and all sorts of really mean and anti-Semitic things with no basis in fact. He has cursed us into many...
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Don't Hate Them, Pity Them.
February 14, 2013
Behold, it’s not easy being a neo-Nazi. This German public service announcement illustrates the unseen obstacles and handicaps facing these human urinal cakes as they try to go about their daily lives.
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Cat Boxing!
January 23, 2016
And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history.
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