Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down Bill O'Reilly Deterrent Hits Market February 16, 2013 Planning on working at FOX with Bill O'Reilly? Or perhaps just making an appearance on the O'Reilly Factor? then act now! Try our new O'Reilly Sexual Harassment Deterrent Apparel™! First 100 orders will receive free... KEEP READING PM David Cameron's Ex Catches Up With Him October 17, 2015 PETA drops the ball again, strangely silent on David Cameron. KEEP READING On C's January 16, 2014 Collin consorted with a castrating cunt called Carrie. Carrie couldn’t conceal her contempt concerning Collin, her constant conniving, complaining, and calumny clearly cut Collin’s confidence. Clandestinely Carrie carried on a cabal with a creepy cat... KEEP READING Neither D is for "Dork" February 23, 2013 Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc among... KEEP READING Duck, Duck Goose February 25, 2013 The willingness of people in general to allow some individuals to fall through the cracks of societal acceptance in order to elevate their own position in the "grand scheme of things" Amazes me at times.... KEEP READING On S January 15, 2014 Sam was a small and sad sociopath and stalker with a substandard sexual segment. Sam sought-after a student, and shop owner, some slandered as a slut. She was Sheri Summerset, a somewhat socially shy, but... KEEP READING Rebuttal February 6, 2013 Rebuttals on select articles and issues. KEEP READING Celebrity Psycho Therapy March 23, 2014 My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of... KEEP READING Prison Break's Funniest Moment March 10, 2013 This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and incongruous... KEEP READING Shakespeare: "Snowflakes Hateth Me!" December 24, 2016 Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review: "U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because He... KEEP READING John Stossel Bitch Slapped - Literally March 12, 2013 In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of dog... KEEP READING Article Slideshow January 11, 2015 erc_90_1428472297 Article Slideshow of all Impious Digest stories. A virtual roulette of impious foolishness with a spattering of more serious content. KEEP READING The Great Accomplishments of Hired Skeptics August 15, 2015 Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future mathematical... KEEP READING Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook May 13, 2014 Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook KEEP READING Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me February 17, 2017 Mika Brzezinski, it's no use crying, you are hereby banned from blowing me. Don't even ask, don't even bother scouring the net for deals on knee pads. Truth welcomes debate, it doesn’t fear it. If... KEEP READING A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump February 13, 2017 In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers. The... KEEP READING 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General March 13, 2013 Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. KEEP READING Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the Election March 21, 2013 Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a glass... KEEP READING Real Headlines, More Appropriate Photos October 11, 2015 Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image. KEEP READING Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi July 12, 2017 SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you... KEEP READING
