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Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.

Source: CNN

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Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.

Source: NBC

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I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.

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A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.

Source: CNN

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Doctors: Morbidly Obese Michael Moore May Not Make It Next Four Years

February 10, 2017

"At over 300 lbs. the mortality rate in his age group is very high. Such individuals are at a high risk of heart disease and cardiac arrest. With a body mass index well over...

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How to Make Delicious Predator Cookies

May 13, 2018

Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away.

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"Gollum" Erdogan's American Twin

January 6, 2015

Clinton adviser James Carville, Turkish dictator Recep "Gollum" Erdogan, and more miscreants separated at birth.

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The Seeing Past Hands Syndrome or McCain's Dementia

November 22, 2015

Hey McCain, remember when you helped create ISIS with Sen. Graham? It's kinda obvious. Well, there's a strange psychological defense system some call the Seeing Past Hands Syndrome where if you have your eyes covered with...

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I am upset because...

October 14, 2015

Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously.

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Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson

March 11, 2013

One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver.

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FOX News Bullshit

February 28, 2013

FOX News Bullshit

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New Book from Rush Limbaugh's Mom

August 18, 2014

Rush Limbaugh's mom discusses her new book, "Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion." Regarding her son's legacy, she had this to say: "He is my ultimate shame. I should have swallowed. I should have bought the dog a condom. When...

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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

March 25, 2013

An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula

February 25, 2013

Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar...

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Prison Break's Funniest Moment

March 10, 2013

This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and...

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L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Audio Proves he's Batshit Crazy

April 15, 2013

Now this is Hubbard in his own words, his own lectures. They have not been tampered with and are consistent with member accounts. Video features artwork of L. Rick Vodicka and actual Hubbard audio...

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Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the Election

March 21, 2013

Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a...

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Netanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UN

October 1, 2015

An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why.

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Rebuttal

February 6, 2013

Rebuttals on select articles and issues.

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On S

January 15, 2014

Sam was a small and sad sociopath and stalker with a substandard sexual segment. Sam sought-after a student, and shop owner, some slandered as a slut. She was Sheri Summerset, a somewhat socially shy,...

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Celebrity Psycho Therapy

March 23, 2014

My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage...

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Videos

March 3, 2013

http://youtu.be/Q5im0Ssyyus Please Don't View Donnie Hoyle's Secret Thu-- Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson College Humor: Oh baby, baby The Ultimate Revenge...

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Equal Air Time for Child Molesters!

October 1, 2014

Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts...

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Boycott These CNN Advertisers. With Extreme Prejudice.

March 31, 2018

The Children's Crusade didn't end well. And it won't end well this time, either. The script is simple. The network is promulgating a demagogue and crisis actor as we can see in this video...

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