Gratuitous Impiety

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Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson

March 17, 2013

Let's get sexy...

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I am upset because...

October 14, 2015

Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously.

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Report: 70 Percent Of All Praise Sarcastic

April 20, 2013

Is that compliment real or not? A new report tells you how to know the difference.

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Don't Hate Them, Pity Them.

February 14, 2013

Behold, it’s not easy being a neo-Nazi. This German public service announcement illustrates the unseen obstacles and handicaps facing these human urinal cakes as they try to go about their daily lives.

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Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally.

March 2, 2013

Courtesy Why the fuck did you have a kid?

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911 Reasons Rudy is an Asshole

February 26, 2013

"Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic...

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Neither D is for "Dork"

February 23, 2013

Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc...

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Fake or Real?

March 3, 2013

A waitress trips and crashes through a window. Some claim it's a fake. Anyone out there know?

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Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson

March 11, 2013

One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver.

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Cat Boxing!

January 23, 2016

And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history.

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Did Glenn Beck Rape and Kill a Young Girl in 1990?

February 26, 2013

Tired of Beck’s idiotic, leading questions and wild allegations whose answer he knows full well is no, the favor was returned. This time the question was did Glen Beck rape and kill a young...

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Rush Limbaugh's Erectile Dysfunction

March 2, 2013

With his ejaculate dripping from a bedroom ceiling lined with posters of Karl Rove, discerning minds soon realize that Rush is faking erectile dysfunction for effect, much like the orgasms he fakes by spitting...

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Scripts

May 9, 2013

America’s Most Unwanted Banned House Episodes Censored Brady Bunch Episodes Gump 2 On the Execution of Gilligan The Inhalers

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"Gollum" Erdogan's American Twin

January 6, 2015

Clinton adviser James Carville, Turkish dictator Recep "Gollum" Erdogan, and more miscreants separated at birth.

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America's Most Unwanted

March 8, 2013

With Pat Buchanan... an ode to reality television

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Robert Pattinson's Unibrow Walks Off Set

September 30, 2013

Robert Pattinson of "Twilight" fame had no comment after his unibrow walked off the set in a bitter contract dispute with producers refusing to recognize it as autonomous and sentient. Presently filming his new...

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IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts

April 3, 2017

News in brief.

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FOX News Bullshit

February 28, 2013

FOX News Bullshit

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Real Headlines, More Appropriate Photos

October 11, 2015

Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image.

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Doctors: Morbidly Obese Michael Moore May Not Make It Next Four Years

February 10, 2017

"At over 300 lbs. the mortality rate in his age group is very high. Such individuals are at a high risk of heart disease and cardiac arrest. With a body mass index well over...

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