Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.
Source: CNN
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.
Source: NBC
I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.
Source: CNN
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Ho Ho Ho
February 28, 2013
Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.
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CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED)
February 7, 2013
Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014.
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McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits Himself
May 29, 2017
"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my doctor...
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Gump II- The Fuhrman Confession
March 28, 2013
After watching Det. Mark Fuhrman plead the 5th when asked directly if he planted the bloody glove at the Simpson residence, it seemed a fatal blow to the prosecution's star witness. It wasn't. So we...
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Pricey Hoes, Big Jugs and Unshaved Beavers
March 25, 2013
Give the people what they want, I say. Here now, a celebration of unshaved, natural beauty, large, firm jugs and expensive hoes. Discretion advised.
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Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson
March 17, 2013
Let's get sexy...
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The Seeing Past Hands Syndrome or McCain's Dementia
November 22, 2015
Hey McCain, remember when you helped create ISIS with Sen. Graham? It's kinda obvious. Well, there's a strange psychological defense system some call the Seeing Past Hands Syndrome where if you have your eyes covered with your...
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In Brief: Secret Service Releases Morning Joe's Creepy Texts to President Trump
June 7, 2017
The Secret Service has just released a troubling series of long rambling texts to the President by Morning Joe Scarborough, the beta male in the morning show with Mika Beserkski.
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Epic Rap Battles of History
March 28, 2014
Einstein vs. Hawking, Edison vs. Tesla, Napoleon vs. Napoleon, Dr. Seuss vs. Shakespeare, Darth Vader vs. Hitler, Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King, Jr. The best rap battles in history!
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7 Subliminal Hit Film Sponsors
March 23, 2013
If you're sick of seeing product placement in movies and television, you're about to get sicker. Now you'll have a mental association of a brand based on a film title alone. You wont have to...
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ZIONISIS: Bullies as Victims
October 2, 2014
Don't play victim when you have the Senate, Congress, the US media, Hollywood, the United States armed forces and intelligence agencies under your thumb. You're a fucking bully, everyone knows it, and you're embarrassing yourself....
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Boris Johnson Globalist Action Figure Hits Market
April 14, 2018
A flop. As successful as his barber.
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Videos
March 3, 2013
http://youtu.be/Q5im0Ssyyus
Please Don't View Donnie Hoyle's Secret Thu--
Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson
College Humor: Oh baby, baby
The Ultimate Revenge...
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Lindsey England's Ass Face Cookies
March 3, 2013
This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years...
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Hillary in the House
March 17, 2015
This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up..." has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to...
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911 Reasons Rudy is an Asshole
February 26, 2013
"Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic announcement...
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Cat Boxing!
January 23, 2016
And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history.
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Video Faves
March 27, 2013
Video Favorites
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Congratulations! Sen. Ted Cruz Wins AIPAC "Golden Kneepads"
April 13, 2015
End-timer Zionist and "Israel Firster" Sen. Ted Cruz accepts AIPAC Golden Kneepads Award, Lifetime Achievement. In addition to this remarkable feat, the AIPAC "Golden Lips" swimsuit category also earned him a weekly pallet of free...
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I dumped my girlfriend over FOX News, and would do it again.
April 3, 2013
I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again.
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