Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNNLampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBCI'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNNScroll DownJuly 15, 2017Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.KEEP READINGHillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on GivingAugust 18, 2014Rush Limbaugh's mom discusses her new book, "Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion." Regarding her son's legacy, she had this to say:
"He is my ultimate shame. I should have swallowed. I should have bought the dog a condom. When I...KEEP READINGNew Book from Rush Limbaugh's MomMarch 2, 2018In BriefKEEP READINGTracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!"June 5, 2014Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists is...KEEP READINGNew Scientific Consensus on Definition of MoronMarch 29, 2013With the release of Ghosts/Aliens, the long awaited second work from the creator of Real Ultimate Power, many fans wondered if he could do the seemingly impossible: produce an even funnier book.These fans should be...KEEP READINGAn Interview with Trey, or Robert HamburgerFebruary 25, 2013Mondrian originally wanted to have his painting completely in gray tones, but could not totally contain his flamboyance, hence the dash of color here and there. Aside from his motives for painting in his neoplastic...KEEP READINGA Psychological and Artistic Profile of Piet MondrianMay 13, 2018Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away.KEEP READINGHow to Make Delicious Predator CookiesFebruary 25, 2013The Mass Media are all businesses that need to satisfy their audiences, advertisers, and governments to further their goal, namely, making money. By breaking news items into small sound bites that the average person can...KEEP READINGNews Management, Yang's CribnotesMarch 16, 2013If you judge these two candidates by the supporters they gather, only one avoided embarrassment.KEEP READINGHillary, Obama Music VidsMarch 15, 2013To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson, the most honest part of a newspaper is its advertisements. He also said "I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the...KEEP READINGIf FOX News Existed Throughout HistoryJuly 9, 2017A stern President Trump met with President Vladimir at the G20 with irrefutable proof of Russian election meddling. "You put Debbie Wasserman-Schultz up to rigging the primary. Can you deny this is you celebrating with...KEEP READINGTrump Offers Photographic Proof of Election Meddling, Putin SilentJanuary 24, 2015As the world moves away from the petrodollar and towards BRICS, Statfor, a major US think tank that outlines global developments within the next ten years, predicts Russia will disintegrate, the EU will also disintegrate,...KEEP READINGDEVELOPING: Collapse of Russia, China and EU PredictedDecember 24, 2016Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review:
"U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because He...KEEP READINGShakespeare: "Snowflakes Hateth Me!"March 2, 2013With his ejaculate dripping from a bedroom ceiling lined with posters of Karl Rove, discerning minds soon realize that Rush is faking erectile dysfunction for effect, much like the orgasms he fakes by spitting on...KEEP READINGRush Limbaugh's Erectile DysfunctionFebruary 25, 2013The insincere priests traded on religion and only paid lip service to the now mythical Yangil Kim. They were quite irreligious. In the name of religion, people followed in the footsteps of the cruel priests...KEEP READINGThe Incarnations of Yangil Kim: BuddhaOctober 25, 2013Bybee's memo (not to mention a few others) is damning evidence suggesting a common plan on the part of the Administration to violate the laws of war. Strikingly, such a "common plan," or conspiracy, is...KEEP READINGCheney's Torture FetishOctober 14, 2015Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously.KEEP READINGI am upset because...March 4, 2013He wad a senior Democratic Senator best known for his virulent stand against the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a contempt for "white niggers" and an unrepentant past as a Klan recruiter. But look under...KEEP READINGSen. Robert Byrd's Private Art CollectionMarch 18, 2013From the internet grab bag: Men who dump their girlfriends for supporting Hillary Clinton-- or worse-- looking like her.KEEP READINGMen who dump their girlfriends for supporting HillaryFebruary 11, 2013And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this... This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them to...KEEP READINGAnti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air
