Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.
Source: CNN
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.
Source: NBC
I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.
Source: CNN
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NBC News Bullshit
February 28, 2013
A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe as...
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Prison Break's Funniest Moment
March 10, 2013
This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and incongruous...
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Confucious
February 26, 2013
Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and...
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Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi
July 12, 2017
SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction.
Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you...
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Who's Your Daddy, Lady Cameron?
September 17, 2015
112,000 signatures on a petition to debate Israeli Prime Minister's status as a war criminal after slaughter over 2,200 civilians in Gaza over the suspicious killings of three Israeli youths. He gets a hero's welcome,...
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Ho Ho Ho
February 28, 2013
Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.
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Hillary's Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss
September 22, 2017
It's coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it.
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Wiccan Faith Based Initiatives
September 16, 2013
High Priestess Lilith Smegma's magic wand will be quite busy in the coming days, as it is to be used to feed millions and shelter the homeless to compete with Christians seeking federal assistance.
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How to Make Delicious Predator Cookies
May 13, 2018
Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away.
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Sen. Robert Byrd's Private Art Collection
March 4, 2013
He wad a senior Democratic Senator best known for his virulent stand against the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a contempt for "white niggers" and an unrepentant past as a Klan recruiter. But look under...
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McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits Himself
May 29, 2017
"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my doctor...
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Rahm Emmanuel's Angelic Voice
March 31, 2013
I knew about the guy who had Obama's ear that cursed almost as much as me, although I'd never seen my rival in person. During a White House tour, as I ran into the men's...
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Rachel Maddow Wows with New Haircut
November 7, 2017
Sexy!
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I Make Millions Selling Sweaters Knit From Madonna’s Pit Hair, and Other Autobiographical Sketches
August 7, 2019
One day, at a local arena, I walked backstage before her headline act. It was a strange sight. There was a huge pile of hair, about seven feet high, with a bit of movement coming...
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The Ultimate Revenge
March 14, 2013
His girlfriend bones his boss. And he gets the ultimate (non-violent) revenge.
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"Please clap."
February 18, 2016
Please.
(The Editor)
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New Scientific Consensus on Definition of Moron
June 5, 2014
Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists is...
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Gump II- The Fuhrman Confession
March 28, 2013
After watching Det. Mark Fuhrman plead the 5th when asked directly if he planted the bloody glove at the Simpson residence, it seemed a fatal blow to the prosecution's star witness. It wasn't. So we...
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Yay! More Complaints.
October 14, 2015
"I selected all of the above just so I could send this message, while I appreciate news outlets that try to get the truth out there, a lot of this website comes off as way...
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula
February 25, 2013
Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar argot,...
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