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KEEP READING narcissus_caravaggio_yang" width="284" height="233" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/narcissus_caravaggio_yang1-e1450813768817.jpg?fit=284%2C233&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> News Management, Yang's Cribnotes February 25, 2013 The Mass Media are all businesses that need to satisfy their audiences, advertisers, and governments to further their goal, namely, making money. By breaking news items into small sound bites that the average person... KEEP READING fraudsquad60minutes" width="620" height="350" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/fraudsquad60minutes.jpg?fit=620%2C350&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers November 13, 2015 To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to... KEEP READING 800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game" width="120" height="90" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game1.jpg?fit=120%2C90&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Neither D is for "Dork" February 23, 2013 Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc... KEEP READING pelosi-time-machine_12" width="1350" height="868" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pelosi-time-machine_12-e1499037592744.jpg?fit=1350%2C868&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof "Trump's Time Machine" Book in Call for Impeachment June 2, 2017 You may find the original article here. KEEP READING The Ultimate Psychic Battle" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/the-ultimate-psychic-battle11.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> An Interview with Trey, or Robert Hamburger March 29, 2013 With the release of Ghosts/Aliens, the long awaited second work from the creator of Real Ultimate Power, many fans wondered if he could do the seemingly impossible: produce an even funnier book.These fans should... KEEP READING 19th Century Romantic Gangsta Poetry" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/19th-century-romantic-gangsta-po1.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> 19th Century Romantic Gangsta Poetry March 1, 2013 And most importantly, have you ever wondered what 19th century Romantic poets like Lord Byron and John Keats would write like if they were gangsta rap stars? Admit it, we all have, so look... KEEP READING morgue-iraq" width="446" height="293" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/morgue-iraq11.jpg?fit=446%2C293&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> "Involuntary Brain-Wave Cessation" Memo March 23, 2013 "The practice of Involuntary Brain-Wave Cessation (IBWC) interrogation techniques includes but is not limited to water boarding, beatings, drowning, hanging, shooting the interrogee point blank in the face, dismemberment, throwing the interrogated off tall... KEEP READING Captureddd" width="850" height="443" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Captureddd.png?fit=850%2C443&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump February 13, 2017 In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers.... KEEP READING ted-cruz-busted" width="600" height="396" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-cruz-busted2.jpg?fit=600%2C396&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Sen. Ted Cruz Guilty of "Unspeakable" Crime... March 23, 2015 This should be obvious... I mean, look at the guy. KEEP READING canklesuit1" width="204" height="218" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/canklesuit11-e1458518173620.jpg?fit=204%2C218&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> A National Plan to Fight Cankles March 16, 2013 "Like you and many Americans, I have cankles- unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles...Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes.... KEEP READING Screenshot_3" width="761" height="381" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Screenshot_3.png?fit=761%2C381&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> I Make Millions Selling Sweaters Knit From Madonna’s Pit Hair, and Other Autobiographical Sketches August 7, 2019 One day, at a local arena, I walked backstage before her headline act. It was a strange sight. There was a huge pile of hair, about seven feet high, with a bit of movement... KEEP READING Bill Hicks Honors Marketers" width="450" height="297" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/bill-hicks-honors-marketers-e1450814451499.jpg?fit=450%2C297&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Bill Hicks Honors Marketers January 23, 2015 "By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation... KEEP READING DEcMqh9VYAAf9q2" width="1664" height="944" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/DEcMqh9VYAAf9q2-1.jpg?fit=1664%2C944&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi July 12, 2017 SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes... KEEP READING The Literary Bucket List: “Ghosts/Aliens”" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/the-literary-bucket-list-ghostsa31.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> The Literary Bucket List: Ghosts/Aliens March 20, 2013 On "Ghosts/Aliens": "THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME! (EVEN BETTER THAN THE BIBLE!)." So writes one soldier from Baghdad, Iraq in his customer review. Although I wouldn't go so far, it got me thinking.... KEEP READING