Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down Did Glenn Beck Rape and Kill a Young Girl in 1990? February 26, 2013 Tired of Beck’s idiotic, leading questions and wild allegations whose answer he knows full well is no, the favor was returned. This time the question was did Glen Beck rape and kill a young girl... KEEP READING Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook May 13, 2014 Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook KEEP READING McCain: 60 Million Americans Colluded With Russians "because fuck you, that's why" July 11, 2017 In a stunning development, Sen. John McCain has asserted that 60 million American voters may have colluded with the Russians to deprive Hillary of the presidency she was rightfully entitled to "because fuck you, that's... KEEP READING The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Buddha February 25, 2013 The insincere priests traded on religion and only paid lip service to the now mythical Yangil Kim. They were quite irreligious. In the name of religion, people followed in the footsteps of the cruel priests... KEEP READING Fuck Yoo Very Much March 2, 2013 Fuck Yoo very much indeed. John Yoo, that is. He was a chief architect of Bush's torture policy. In the video above he is teaching a class of Berkeley law students, apparently, the fine points... KEEP READING The Literary Bucket List: Ghosts/Aliens March 20, 2013 On "Ghosts/Aliens": "THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME! (EVEN BETTER THAN THE BIBLE!)." So writes one soldier from Baghdad, Iraq in his customer review. Although I wouldn't go so far, it got me thinking. With... KEEP READING What Exactly is a Mullet? March 5, 2013 Is it a ray-finned fish found in coastal temperate, fresh and tropical waters? or is the truth more sinister: that it is a hairstyle for an unfortunate few trapped in the 1980s, when the mullet... KEEP READING If FOX News Existed Throughout History March 15, 2013 To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson, the most honest part of a newspaper is its advertisements. He also said "I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the... KEEP READING Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally. March 2, 2013 Courtesy
Why the fuck did you have a kid? KEEP READING Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi July 12, 2017 SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you... KEEP READING Gump 2 February 10, 2013 The O.J. Simpson trial revisited. Here’s some little known facts regarding this case: when the prosecution’s star witness, Det. Mark Fuhrman, was asked by F. Lee Bailey whether or not he planted the infamous bloody... KEEP READING FOX News Bullshit February 28, 2013 FOX News Bullshit KEEP READING The Wisdom of the Dead March 6, 2013 Have you ever found solace in morbidity? Have you ever found comfort in that which others find objectionable? I remember a time in my life; a time in which the driving force of my young... KEEP READING ZIONISIS: Bullies as Victims October 2, 2014 Don't play victim when you have the Senate, Congress, the US media, Hollywood, the United States armed forces and intelligence agencies under your thumb. You're a fucking bully, everyone knows it, and you're embarrassing yourself.... KEEP READING Local Man Can't Wait to Share Wisdom Gleaned from Cable News Panel July 16, 2017 Local man Haywood Tapper, 34, excitedly told reporters today that he just can't wait to tell his friends and family about what he learned from listening to pundits overnight. "I am just so glad there's... KEEP READING On S January 15, 2014 Sam was a small and sad sociopath and stalker with a substandard sexual segment. Sam sought-after a student, and shop owner, some slandered as a slut. She was Sheri Summerset, a somewhat socially shy, but... KEEP READING Select Children's Books by Madonna March 26, 2015 I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like... KEEP READING Scientists Remove Gene Mutation Responsible for CNN Reporters August 16, 2017 The Nobel Prize committee has just announced a new nominee in the science department. Geneticist Dr. Hung Lo of MIT has not only discovered a way to remove and repair defective genes responsible for cancer... KEEP READING Washington to Host Moderate Terrorists, Moderate Child Molesters Summit November 25, 2015 What's the difference between a rebel and a 'moderate' rebel? a rebel is what you saw in the US Civil War, an actual soldier, but a 'moderate' rebel is a terrorist that beheads Christians and Muslims... KEEP READING Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson March 17, 2013 Let's get sexy... KEEP READING
