Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down Green Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor Rockettes Instead September 29, 2017 Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a potential... KEEP READING In Brief: Secret Service Releases Morning Joe's Creepy Texts to President Trump June 7, 2017 The Secret Service has just released a troubling series of long rambling texts to the President by Morning Joe Scarborough, the beta male in the morning show with Mika Beserkski. KEEP READING The Dumbest Propagandist Since Baghdad Bob September 6, 2014 Marie Harf wasn't dropped at birth, she was dribbled. It's like she's stupid and she really means it. KEEP READING Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck March 25, 2013 An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. KEEP READING Don't Hate Them, Pity Them. February 14, 2013 Behold, it’s not easy being a neo-Nazi. This German public service announcement illustrates the unseen obstacles and handicaps facing these human urinal cakes as they try to go about their daily lives. KEEP READING Hillary in the House March 17, 2015 This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up..." has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to... KEEP READING The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin' the Mimes March 29, 2014 The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation. But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money... KEEP READING Hillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on Giving July 15, 2017 Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020. KEEP READING Lindsey England's Ass Face Cookies March 3, 2013 This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years... KEEP READING Banned House Episodes March 7, 2013 Ever mindful of hurtful stereotypes, the producers made sure Foreman, the only doctor with a criminal record, was played by a black man. KEEP READING Netanyahu: Old Testament is Anti-Semitic "Hate Speech" February 20, 2015 "It accuses us of consulting wooden idols and diviners; of genocide, of incest, of harlotry and all sorts of really mean and anti-Semitic things with no basis in fact. He has cursed us into many... KEEP READING Prison Break's Funniest Moment March 10, 2013 This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and incongruous... KEEP READING Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi July 12, 2017 SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you... KEEP READING Duck, Duck Goose February 25, 2013 The willingness of people in general to allow some individuals to fall through the cracks of societal acceptance in order to elevate their own position in the "grand scheme of things" Amazes me at times.... KEEP READING CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED) February 7, 2013 Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014. KEEP READING True or False? March 10, 2013 A syndicated journalist's first encounter in an AOL chat room leads to an unexpected and sobering trip to Humilityville by Evil Wombat, demon marsupial and guardian of children's library (in hell). KEEP READING The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Charlemagne February 26, 2013 His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly about... KEEP READING NBC News Bullshit February 28, 2013 A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe as... KEEP READING William Shatner's Crimes Against Humanity March 30, 2013 If after watching this video you are still not convinced a special UN tribunal for Shatner's crimes against humanity is warranted, then listen to William Shatner's rendition of The Beatle's Lucy in the Sky with... KEEP READING Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career March 13, 2013 Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career KEEP READING
