Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNNLampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBCI'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNNScroll DownCelebrity Psycho TherapyMarch 23, 2014My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of...KEEP READINGSen. Robert Byrd's Private Art CollectionMarch 4, 2013He wad a senior Democratic Senator best known for his virulent stand against the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a contempt for "white niggers" and an unrepentant past as a Klan recruiter. But look under...KEEP READINGBanned House EpisodesMarch 7, 2013Ever mindful of hurtful stereotypes, the producers made sure Foreman, the only doctor with a criminal record, was played by a black man.KEEP READINGThe Incarnations of Yangil Kim: ConfuciousFebruary 26, 2013Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and...KEEP READINGVideo FavesMarch 27, 2013Video FavoritesKEEP READINGAmerica's Most UnwantedMarch 8, 2013With Pat Buchanan... an ode to reality televisionKEEP READING"Gollum" Erdogan's American TwinJanuary 6, 2015Clinton adviser James Carville, Turkish dictator Recep "Gollum" Erdogan, and more miscreants separated at birth.KEEP READINGThe Skull Fucking Bill of 2007September 13, 2013An Onion Video classic. U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.KEEP READINGCat Boxing!January 23, 2016And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history.KEEP READINGVideosMarch 3, 2013KEEP READINGMen who dump their girlfriends for supporting HillaryMarch 18, 2013From the internet grab bag: Men who dump their girlfriends for supporting Hillary Clinton-- or worse-- looking like her.KEEP READINGFuck Yoo Very MuchMarch 2, 2013Fuck Yoo very much indeed. John Yoo, that is. He was a chief architect of Bush's torture policy. In the video above he is teaching a class of Berkeley law students, apparently, the fine points...KEEP READINGHillary's Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election LossSeptember 22, 2017It's coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it.KEEP READINGThe Incarnations of Yangil Kim: CaligulaFebruary 25, 2013Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar argot,...KEEP READINGRebuttalFebruary 6, 2013Rebuttals on select articles and issues.KEEP READINGA National Plan to Fight CanklesMarch 16, 2013"Like you and many Americans, I have cankles- unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles...Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What...KEEP READINGDon't Hate Them, Pity Them.February 14, 2013Behold, it’s not easy being a neo-Nazi. This German public service announcement illustrates the unseen obstacles and handicaps facing these human urinal cakes as they try to go about their daily lives.KEEP READINGL. Ron Hubbard Scientology Audio Proves he's Batshit CrazyApril 15, 2013Now this is Hubbard in his own words, his own lectures. They have not been tampered with and are consistent with member accounts. Video features artwork of L. Rick Vodicka and actual Hubbard audio describing...KEEP READINGDonnie Hoyle is Back!April 29, 2013For more on the creators of You Suck at Photoshop, check out their profile in Time magazine.
Also, after five long years, Donnie Hoyle is back! Check out the 2012 season episodes.KEEP READINGNeither D is for "Dork"February 23, 2013Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc among...KEEP READING
