Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down Congratulations! Sen. Ted Cruz Wins AIPAC "Golden Kneepads" April 13, 2015 End-timer Zionist and "Israel Firster" Sen. Ted Cruz accepts AIPAC Golden Kneepads Award, Lifetime Achievement. In addition to this remarkable feat, the AIPAC "Golden Lips" swimsuit category also earned him a weekly pallet of free... KEEP READING The Wisdom of the Dead March 6, 2013 Have you ever found solace in morbidity? Have you ever found comfort in that which others find objectionable? I remember a time in my life; a time in which the driving force of my young... KEEP READING Fake News: Beware Anonymous Sources October 18, 2015 Here's some CNN fear porn giving FOX News a run for their money. That is a spoof flag with dildos and no actual writing, by the way, unless we are to believe ISIS is all... KEEP READING Yangil Kim March 3, 2013 “In her mind he was the answer to her fervent prayers, a man villainous enough to slam it in her tail pipe without warning.” And the more celebrated reincarnations… Ghandi Yangil Kim pictured here, in... KEEP READING 19th Century Romantic Gangsta Poetry March 1, 2013 And most importantly, have you ever wondered what 19th century Romantic poets like Lord Byron and John Keats would write like if they were gangsta rap stars? Admit it, we all have, so look no... KEEP READING A Psychological and Artistic Profile of Piet Mondrian February 25, 2013 Mondrian originally wanted to have his painting completely in gray tones, but could not totally contain his flamboyance, hence the dash of color here and there. Aside from his motives for painting in his neoplastic... KEEP READING Tracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!" March 2, 2018 In Brief KEEP READING In Defense of Apocalypto March 1, 2013 If our hands are bloody through needless wars and dehumanization, despite all our advances in science and human understanding, if our own sense of right and wrong is ambiguous as it was since man began,... KEEP READING Banned House Episodes March 7, 2013 Ever mindful of hurtful stereotypes, the producers made sure Foreman, the only doctor with a criminal record, was played by a black man. KEEP READING Sen. Robert Byrd's Private Art Collection March 4, 2013 He wad a senior Democratic Senator best known for his virulent stand against the Civil Rights Act of 1964, a contempt for "white niggers" and an unrepentant past as a Klan recruiter. But look under... KEEP READING Hi. JK Rowling's Two Cents on BDS... October 24, 2015 "Hi. JK Rowling's two cents on BDS amouts to the whole of my geopolitical awareness. I agree with JK Rowling on the BDS thing and her opposition to boycotting Israel, although I don't know exactly... KEEP READING Chris Elliot's "Thwacker" September 11, 2013 I had only read the first chapter, which the author refers to as “Chapter the First”, before I was wondering aloud if it was the funniest book ever written.This chapter alone was even funnier than... KEEP READING Let's Get Sexy with Craig Robinson March 17, 2013 Let's get sexy... KEEP READING New Book from Rush Limbaugh's Mom August 18, 2014 Rush Limbaugh's mom discusses her new book, "Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion." Regarding her son's legacy, she had this to say: "He is my ultimate shame. I should have swallowed. I should have bought the dog a condom. When I... KEEP READING Wiccan Faith Based Initiatives September 16, 2013 High Priestess Lilith Smegma's magic wand will be quite busy in the coming days, as it is to be used to feed millions and shelter the homeless to compete with Christians seeking federal assistance. KEEP READING Real Headlines, More Appropriate Photos October 11, 2015 Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image. KEEP READING True or False? March 10, 2013 A syndicated journalist's first encounter in an AOL chat room leads to an unexpected and sobering trip to Humilityville by Evil Wombat, demon marsupial and guardian of children's library (in hell). KEEP READING Rahm Emmanuel's Angelic Voice March 31, 2013 I knew about the guy who had Obama's ear that cursed almost as much as me, although I'd never seen my rival in person. During a White House tour, as I ran into the men's... KEEP READING Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me February 17, 2017 Mika Brzezinski, it's no use crying, you are hereby banned from blowing me. Don't even ask, don't even bother scouring the net for deals on knee pads. Truth welcomes debate, it doesn’t fear it. If... KEEP READING Cheney's Torture Fetish October 25, 2013 Bybee's memo (not to mention a few others) is damning evidence suggesting a common plan on the part of the Administration to violate the laws of war. Strikingly, such a "common plan," or conspiracy, is... KEEP READING
