Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNNLampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBCI'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNNScroll DownMarch 23, 2014My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of...KEEP READINGCelebrity Psycho TherapyFebruary 25, 2013The willingness of people in general to allow some individuals to fall through the cracks of societal acceptance in order to elevate their own position in the "grand scheme of things" Amazes me at times....KEEP READINGDuck, Duck GooseMarch 8, 2013With Pat Buchanan... an ode to reality televisionKEEP READINGAmerica's Most UnwantedMarch 29, 2014The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation. But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money...KEEP READINGThe Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin' the MimesMarch 16, 2013"Like you and many Americans, I have cankles- unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles...Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What...KEEP READINGA National Plan to Fight CanklesOctober 14, 2015Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously.KEEP READINGI am upset because...March 2, 2013KEEP READINGWoman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally.January 17, 2014Boys in blue are a brigade of brigands with burnished badges brandishing batons beating bums and bringing blacks bereavement. Blatantly breaking the boundaries of bad behavior, they block blossoming businesses, and burn bridges in the...KEEP READINGOn B'sMarch 27, 2013FOX News Spin: JESUS A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER "Jesus loves the enemies of America, and blesses the terrorists. It's clear that Jesus isn't just a nutty liberal, but a terrorist and traitor. We demand his arrest...KEEP READINGIf FOX News Spun Jesus of Nazareth...September 13, 2013Not every Brady Bunch episode made it past the zealous censors of 1970s television. Even this, the most innocent of shows, the most wholesome, managed to somehow offend the sensibilities of anal retentive network censors....KEEP READINGCensored Brady Bunch EpisodesMarch 3, 2013"Ann, your recent columns attacking a proposed Martin Luther King memorial were, if I dare say so myself, a little over the top. What can you offer as proof that blacks not only loved slavery,...KEEP READINGAnn Coulter- My Life as an Ex-ManJune 2, 2017You may find the original article here.KEEP READINGNancy Pelosi Cites Spoof "Trump's Time Machine" Book in Call for ImpeachmentMarch 2, 2018In BriefKEEP READINGTracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!"March 14, 2013His girlfriend bones his boss. And he gets the ultimate (non-violent) revenge.KEEP READINGThe Ultimate RevengeMarch 1, 2013If our hands are bloody through needless wars and dehumanization, despite all our advances in science and human understanding, if our own sense of right and wrong is ambiguous as it was since man began,...KEEP READINGIn Defense of ApocalyptoFebruary 25, 2013Rasputin, born in the Tyumen district of Siberia, a shadowy and mysterious character; a person of contradictory personality traits and equally enigmatic sexual preferences. Was he a miracle worker or just a crafty manipulator or...KEEP READINGThe Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Grigory RasputinOctober 17, 2015PETA drops the ball again, strangely silent on David Cameron.KEEP READINGPM David Cameron's Ex Catches Up With HimMarch 4, 2013Diorama exhibits at the Los Angeles Museum of Natural History and Anthropological Studies will include a new sociology exhibit of obsolete or regressive political movements. One exhibit titled "Predicate Thinking in Political Parties: Neurosis as...KEEP READINGLeft and Right Featured in Idiot DioramasMarch 10, 2013Hello humans. I am Insultatron 7000, Impious Digest's robot columnist. But first, a little history. I hope you find it interesting and informative, you puny mammalian bastards.KEEP READINGIntroducing Insultatron 7000, Impious Digest's Robot ColumnistMay 25, 2017Warhawk, songbird and Lindsey Graham life partner John McCain declared this morning that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a Russian sympathizer and possibly a spy, citing a trusted source he obtained from gay dating app...KEEP READINGIgnorant, Senile Bastard Decries "Hostile" Media Portrayal
