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Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/revslider/distortionaddon/distort_5.jpg" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="d:10000;ss:120;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tiger-shark-in-deep-blue-sea-13EB978C12A53258F1F.png" data-bg="p:right center;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="d:10000;ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cat-hang-1.gif" data-bg="p:center bottom;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="d:10000;ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/download-7.jpg" data-bg="p:right bottom;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="d:12000;ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down

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KEEP READING White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/white-house-reveals-obama-is-bip21.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase March 10, 2013 White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. KEEP READING Screenshot-65-e1496075556687" width="1200" height="516" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screenshot-65-e1496075556687.png?fit=1200%2C516&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits Himself May 29, 2017 "I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my... KEEP READING caitlyn-jenner-bruce-jenner-vanity-fair-2015-cove-510" width="511" height="366" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/caitlyn-jenner-bruce-jenner-vanity-fair-2015-cove-510-e1463084139480.jpg?fit=511%2C366&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> I'm a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man's Body November 27, 2016 In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special... KEEP READING antidrtooscary" width="638" height="473" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/antidrtooscary1.png?fit=638%2C473&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Anti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air February 11, 2013 And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this... This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them... KEEP READING cnn-fear-porn" width="479" height="263" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/cnn-fear-porn.png?fit=479%2C263&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Fake News: Beware Anonymous Sources October 18, 2015 Here's some CNN fear porn giving FOX News a run for their money. That is a spoof flag with dildos and no actual writing, by the way, unless we are to believe ISIS is... KEEP READING putin-busted" width="850" height="567" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/putin-busted.jpg?fit=850%2C567&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Trump Offers Photographic Proof of Election Meddling, Putin Silent July 9, 2017 A stern President Trump met with President Vladimir at the G20 with irrefutable proof of Russian election meddling. "You put Debbie Wasserman-Schultz up to rigging the primary. Can you deny this is you celebrating... KEEP READING download" width="1165" height="900" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/download.jpg?fit=1165%2C900&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> How to Make Delicious Predator Cookies May 13, 2018 Celebrate the upcoming release of The Predator with delicious cookies to blow your friends away. KEEP READING BREAKING: Bibi Shuts the Fuck Up at the UN for 45 Seconds" width="1280" height="722" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/breaking-bibi-shuts-the-fuck-up1.jpg?fit=1280%2C722&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Netanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UN October 1, 2015 An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why. 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KEEP READING xfs_500x440_s80_stossel_slap-0" width="480" height="334" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/xfs_500x440_s80_stossel_slap-0-e1462952474309.jpg?fit=480%2C334&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> John Stossel Bitch Slapped - Literally March 12, 2013 In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of... KEEP READING fraudsquad60minutes" width="620" height="350" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/fraudsquad60minutes.jpg?fit=620%2C350&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers November 13, 2015 To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to... KEEP READING