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KEEP READING Rowe" width="320" height="240" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/Rowe1.jpg?fit=320%2C240&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Equal Air Time for Child Molesters! October 1, 2014 Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts... KEEP READING yang_cal" width="189" height="329" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/yang_cal2.jpg?fit=189%2C329&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula February 25, 2013 Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar... 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KEEP READING charlemagn2a" width="386" height="358" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/charlemagn2a.jpg?fit=386%2C358&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Charlemagne February 26, 2013 His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly... KEEP READING s-JOHN-STOSSEL-large" width="260" height="190" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/s-JOHN-STOSSEL-large1.jpg?fit=260%2C190&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Comparison to John Stossel Borders Defamation April 28, 2014 Dear Editor, We wish to express in the strongest possible terms our objection to your use of FOX news contributor John Stossel as a point of comparison to "dog shit" in your article "John Stossel... KEEP READING trump-arrives-at-anne-frankes-AFS_MA_Achterhuis-crop-1" width="1024" height="703" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/trump-arrives-at-anne-frankes-AFS_MA_Achterhuis-crop-1-1.jpg?fit=1024%2C703&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Trump vs. Anne Frank Rap Battle: Washington Post Hoax "Exposes" Trump’s Top Secret Time Travel June 23, 2017 The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to... KEEP READING antidrtooscary" width="638" height="473" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/antidrtooscary1.png?fit=638%2C473&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Anti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air February 11, 2013 And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this... This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them... KEEP READING SMF58050FM-10" width="1200" height="782" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/SMF58050FM-10.jpg?fit=1200%2C782&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Hillary's Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss September 22, 2017 It's coming. You know it, I know it, her garden hose knows it. KEEP READING mccainngry" width="500" height="300" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mccainngry.jpg?fit=500%2C300&ssl=1" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Ignorant, Senile Bastard Decries "Hostile" Media Portrayal May 25, 2017 Warhawk, songbird and Lindsey Graham life partner John McCain declared this morning that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a Russian sympathizer and possibly a spy, citing a trusted source he obtained from gay dating... 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