Ode to the Humble Atheist

Ode to the Humble Atheist

Who in humility

somehow knows

how matter can evolve from nothing

yet need not explain

and much less prove it

for vainly did I gaze into an empty petri dish

watching nothing create nothing

oh share your secret wisdom

how did that petri dish create the universe?

oh share your secret wisdom, oh grand and noble atheist

with our unworthy, feeble minds!

bless the  humble atheist

who knows what came before the big bang

yet need not explain

to our lesser minds!

lest in our thirst for knowledge

we drown in a sea of wisdom

for they are all-knowing

bless his humble soul

that in his secret knowledge

protects us from his overwhelming brilliance

mocking those that ask only

why the scientific method can prove life creates life

when he can’t create a mere atom from scratch?

leaving a cognitive dissonance

that only steels his resolve to stay blind

and lead others in the dark

bless the humble atheist

for pooh-poohing empirical data

inconsistent with his confirmation bias

defying grade school science classes

but he knows all

and need not prove it

bless the humble atheist

for assuming my quest

for the origin of life

and the origin of the universe

has anything to do with religion

when it is all about science, and nothing more

bless the humble atheist

he is so erudite indeed!

as he watches Bill Maher

and touches himself impurely

to erotic fantasies of his giant brain

and even bigger nose

pounding his unwholesome booty hole

bless the humble atheist

for not having to explain the unexplained

rather than buttress his argument

for whose sake lesser minds

have become abhorrent to him

bless his humble soul

for keeping that secret atheist wisdom well-hidden

lest it overwhelm our feeble mortal minds

bless him

for being so damned humble

as to shame us all


January 4th, 2019

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