Hillary Clinton

Along with this joint SVR-FSB intelligence operation uncovering the CIA plot to launch a cyber attack upon their own nation, this report continues, it also unmasked two CIA paid operatives who were, also, working on this plot to destroy Freemason leader Trump by the creation of the “Russia won the US election” myth–Ruslan Stoyanov, the head of Kaspersky Lab’s investigations unit, and Sergei Mikhailov, a division head of the FSB, both of whom are now under arrest and charged with committing the grave crime of treason against the Federation. […]

Contrary to reports in the media, the crowd sourced investigation labeled by some as “Pizzagate” did not begin with internet sleuths digging through the Wikileaks Podesta Files releases looking for pizza parlors and encoded language discussing human trafficking. It began with the shocking discovery that Hillary and Bill Clinton provided assistance to convicted child trafficker, Laura Silsby, resulting in a reduced sentence for child trafficking. […]

According to this report, with President Trump having been surrounded and protected by one of the largest private mercenary forces ever seen in the US, the CIA-led “Deep State” coup seeking his death, or destruction, to keep him from power has failed, thus preparing Trumpian forces, aligned with Obama regime deep cover intelligence operatives, to fulfill President John F. Kennedy’s vow to break this corrupt and demonic US spy agency “into a thousand pieces” and “scatter it to wind”—and that President Kennedy was publicly executed for attempting, and when President Richard Nixon attempted this too, he was ousted in coup. […]

Fuck John Lewis. He was complicit in a conspiracy to deny our vote so Hillary could be elected. The only thing he can be thanked for is opening the door to discussion about the class-action lawsuit against the DNC for rigging the primaries, a major assault on the voting rights of Democrats. MLK fought for voting rights. John Lewis fought against the voting rights of those who voted in the primaries. In 2016, in Puerto Rico and elsewhere, he supported a candidate that shut down polling stations to make it harder for people sympathetic to Bernie to vote. In NYC over 100,000 voters leaning towards Bernie were purged from the rolls and it is now being handled by the DoJ. In this battle for voting rights, at least two also died in July of 2016 alone. […]

Dick Smegma, 26, took a courageous stand today by siding with the majority opinion in a deep blue state where everybody hates Trump.

“I’m no hero,” Smegma said humbly to a crowd of cheering Hillary supporters as they burned Trump in effigy. “But sometimes you have to be brave enough to dispense with the courage of your convictions, and side with whatever is popular with the crowd.”

At press time, Mr. Smega was last seen in a Trump rally talking all manner of shit about Clinton. […]

The Times: Julian Assange launched an attack on the integrity of the Clinton Foundation with the latest intelligence report that says the organization had ties with Mexican drug cartel leader, Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán.

Guzman, widely known as ‘El Chapo’, has an estimated net worth of $2 billion USD. He is currently incarcerated in a high-security Mexican prison and is in the process of being extradited to the United States. […]

“People hate me!” […]

“It was this moron,” said Director of National Intelligence Haywood Jablowme as he pointed to a slide of Hillary Clinton at a press conference earlier today. “That is the key state entity most responsible for influencing the election to favor President Trump. Putin didn’t tell her to run while under an FBI criminal investigation, or to call half of America irredeemables, deplorables, racists, sexists… The media narrative is that if only people didn’t know she was so corrupt and inept, she would have won. It’s as asinine as saying that if only people didn’t know the water was poisoned, we would have taken a drink and died, acting as if this was the logical desired outcome. So the impartial watchdogs who warned us of a clear and present danger are to be condemned? Fuck you.” […]

Political herpes Hillary Clinton, a crippling national embarrassment that just won’t go away, flared up again today as she finally came to terms with her intellectual deficits and leadership disasters by acknowledging they did exist and were a problem, but that Russian leader Vladimir Putin was responsible for her affliction.

She chimed in again today to attack Russia with unsubstantiated hacker claims, adding that if she sounds a trifle less astute in the geopolitical arena than John Kerry, Russian FM Sergei Lagrov, or most mammals in general, it is because Putin used a time machine to travel back to 1869 and drop her repeatedly at birth.

“This nefarious Russian conspiracy was designed to undermine my presidential campaign, and Putin has been caught red-handed as we know for a fact he owns a DeLorean like the one in Back to the Future.” […]

As to why Vekselberg has aligned himself with Hillary Clinton and her effort to become the new leader of the independent nation of California, FSB analysts in this report explain, is due to his “eccentric love and fixation” towards Fort Ross, that is the former Russian establishment on the west coast of North America in what is now Sonoma County, California—and was the hub of the southernmost Russian settlements in North America from 1812 to 1842. […]

So you feel violated? Did someone exercise their right to vote for someone other than yourself? The hell you say! Not  in MY country! Did someone reveal the sobering truth about you and confirm the undecided voter’s worst fears? Oh, hell no! You want Congress to investigate, or attack Russia? Eh, slow down, sparky. Unfortunately, for you at least, that’s how elections work. I see you pointed at the doll’s head. Is that the place where those bad, bad voters made you feel like a sore fucking loser? […]

Podesta: “I’m definitely for making an example of a suspected leaker whether or not we have any real basis for it.” […]

Podesta: “I’m definitely for making an example of a suspected leaker whether or not we have any real basis for it.” In the first week of August several news boards alleged that Huma Abedin was the leak, and that she had Seth Rich contact Wikileaks and Anonymous. Wikileaks has offered a $20,000 reward leading to the capture of Rich’s killer(s). Yet another source, SVR intelligence analysts, claim that the hit team was captured in a shoot out with the FBI on July 12, 2016. […]

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]