Hillary, Show Us Where the Bad, Bad Putin Touched You

[pullquote]I see you pointed at the doll’s head. Is that the place where that bad, bad Putin hurt you and made you feel like a sore fucking loser?[/pullquote]So you feel violated?

Did someone exercise their right to vote for someone other than yourself?  The hell you say! Not  in MY country!

Did someone reveal the sobering truth about you and confirm the undecided voter’s worst fears? Oh, hell no!

You want Congress to investigate, or attack Russia? Eh, slow down, sparky. Unfortunately, for you at least, that’s how elections work.

I see you pointed at the doll’s head. Is that the place where those bad, bad voters made you feel like a sore fucking loser?

Martin still in character from The West Wing series that ended in 2006.

That means you see the crime as exposing corruption, not corruption itself, which destroys any claim to a moral high ground being behind your outrage. They would have nothing to expose if you were worthy of such high office.

You were the worst candidate ever excreted from the rancid bowels of an American political party. You made history as being the first female presidential candidate to have 5 electoral college voters refuse to vote for you after the election, this while trying to bully Donald Trump supporters to abandon him. You lost double what he did.

And what the hell was this? Hilary, how many of your coven hags in The View believe this Martin Sheen nut from West Wing was a real US President? Looks like the poor man is still in character, fresh off the CGI Air Force One. Someone yell “CUT!” already and give him his meds, it is painful to watch.

Martin Sheen, get over yourself, you and these other self-important drama queens relegated to the movie’s end credits after the caterers: Debra Messing, James Cromwell, BD Wong, Noah Wyle, Freda Payne, Bob Odenkirk, J. Smith Cameron, Michael Urie, Moby, Mike Farrell, Loretta Swit, Richard Schiff, Christine Lahti, Steven Pasquale, Dominic Fumusa, Emily Tyra, Talia Balsam …. sigh.

I don’t know any of these plebeians except Sheen and Swit.

Act now, for a limited time only! You, too, can earn her respect!

Shares Loretta Swit’s plastic surgeon.

What the hell happened to Loretta Swit? That face could scare a dog off a meat truck. Rex, the one pictured above, now requires a therapy human to leave the house, it was so traumatized. Madonna, 59, at least offered (more like threatened) men with a blow job if they voted for Hillary, but Swit and all the whiners in the video say they can earn their respect. Truth is, all Americans should already have your respect, you dumb asses.

How many of you celebrity fuck wits think you’re doing me a favor by telling me how to vote? This essentially assumes a voter cannot make an informed and conscientious decision without a “celebrity” making it for them. Do you realize how infuriating and condescending that is?

Perhaps not, because it would imply humility.

You painfully uninformed, embittered Celebrity Apprentice fails are peddling a woman that barely escaped a criminal indictment on espionage charges in the email scandal. She was the first “immanently qualified” candidate to ever run for president while under an FBI investigation for the emails and the Clinton Foundation, the first to have a Congress ready to nail her on perjury charges for lying to the Benghazi Committee under oath, and you’re knocking Trump voters for being naive.  You see, while you cultist “first woman president” cheerleaders were diddling yourselves to fantasies of her guest appearance at your community center’s local theater production, the rest of us who cared were watching the following on CSPAN… I don’t know why. Maybe because as a deplorable I’m trying to stay informed and see what Congress is up to, rather than have it pre-chewed and spoon fed by partisan pundits, just like tens of millions of other Americans?

NOTE:  A Special Access Program (SAP) is an intelligence program classified above top-secret. They are held on closed servers at secret locations. The only way to get one is if you are specifically read on to a program, have a need to know, then you must physically go to a location and pass through several layers of security to even look at the program. A good example in non-classified terms would be the locations and operations of our intelligence operatives around the globe, or our missile silo locations. Hillary had these, illegally, on her server, because it is assumed, by our best intelligence assessments, she is a big fat crooked dummy.

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Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?

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