Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.”
The Democratic front-runner says she's raising big checks to help state committees, but they've gotten to keep only 1 percent of the $60 million raised. Those parties rely on that money to get re-elected, and they are getting 1 cent on the dollar. This is why they supported Hillary in the first place.
The Sanders campaign first raised questions about the arrangement in an April 18 letter from Brad Deutsch, the attorney for Sanders’ campaign, to U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the chair of the DNC. […]
President Putin has just authorized a feared “force scenario” for the tens-of-thousands of Russian troops surrounding Ukraine to decapitate this governments leadership within 48 hours once the “order to conflict” has been given—and whose action Deputy Foreign Minister Grigory Karasin had warned would be the result of the United States shockingly selling offensive weapons to Ukraine—but whose actions of were based upon the 20 December 2016 order [Presidential Executive Order on a Federal Strategy to Ensure Secure and Reliable Supplies of Critical Minerals] signed by President Donald Trump that, in essence, has ignited a global “mineral war”—and that the US is using in their attempt to sideline Russia from by its provoking new bloodshed among the Ukrainian peoples. […]
The recently released Mueller Report, which totally absolved President Donald Trump of the make believe charges brought against him comically claiming he conspired with Russia, or obstructed justice in defending himself against a crime that never happened, states that this over 400-page supposed legal document mocked by top White House attorney Emmet Flood as being “part truth commission report and part law school exam paper”, has now charted a mayhem (violent or damaging disorder; chaos) filled journey for itself on the road called “The Law Of Unintended Consequences”—where this more aptly named “Hillary Hell Bomb” is now exploding in US Federal Courts—the first being the US Federal Court hearing the case against Russian company Concord Management, whose lawyers warned the Mueller Report release violated court rules prohibiting lawyers in a case from making public comments that could reasonably “interfere with a fair trial or otherwise prejudice the due administration of justice”—and the second being the US Federal Court overseeing the case of former Trump adviser Roger Stone, whose lawyers have demanded the entire case be tossed out because the Mueller Report revealed that no evidence exists proving Russia hacked anything during the 2016 US Presidential Election. […]