Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.”
Putin Authorizes US Spy Plane Takedown After West Uses Tin-Pot Ukrainian Tyrant To Save Their Own Skins
Within an hour of Chinese Ambassador Cui Tiankai warning that his nations trade dispute with the United States is leading to World War, the minutes of this afternoons Security Council (SC) meeting released into the Kremlin today show Russia is not going to be left behind as the apocalypse nears—and as evidenced by President Putin authorizing the immediate combat deployment of another feared S-400 Battalion to Crimea after the American’s refused to stop their spy plane flights over Russian sovereign territory—that comes at the same time the British are sending warships into the Black Sea on the very doorstep of Russia and Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko has just warned his nation of “Full-Scale War With Russia”—but whose true cause of is being kept from the Western peoples by their mainstream propaganda media, and as best summarized by British politician George Galloway who correctly states the obvious cause for this war by his warning: “A dangerous constellation of weak, collapsing Western governments and leaders suddenly find their interests to save their own skins coinciding with the tin-pot tyrant Poroshenko”. […]
Two Hillary Clinton emissaries—former FBI operative Daniel J. Jones and disgraced former US Congressman Ron Dellums—have made repeated visits over the past 7 months to the “multimillion dollar mansion”, in Rapperswil-Jona, Switzerland, of one of Russia’s most notorious convicted criminals named Mikhail Khodorkovsky—with these visits, and subsequent continuous communications, succeeded in getting Khodorkovsky to join a new Clinton-led $50 million plot to attack President Donald Trump with “fake news” Russian collusion claims—and that coincides with loyal Trumpforces quickly closing in on Hillary Clinton for her massive theft of $84 million from the Democratic Party during the 2016 US presidential campaign. […]
The irony of President Trump reissuing Obama’s national emergency declaration at the same time his socialist enemies are trying to destroy his power to do so, most certainly, wasn’t lost on President Putin—who’s grown weary of dealing with these “village idiots”—and whom, like the rest of the world, is wondering today if these insane Democrat Party socialists will actually destroy themselves before Trump gets his chance to do it for them.