BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]

“The “Republican Massacre” that occurred near Washington D.C. yesterday was a not so subtle “birthday gift” to President Donald Trump from George Soros (who considerers himself a “god” and is called “the most evil man in the world”)—one of whose “community organizers”, named James Hodgkinson, attempted to assassinate up to 14 Republican Party lawmakers—but his being thwarted from doing so by the quick action US Capitol Police special agents, and (of course) the known fact that leftist-communist radicals are notorious for being inept assassins.”  […]

Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is, without doubt, recoiling in terror today after Republican Party US Senator Lindsey Graham revealed yesterday that US Attorney General William Barr is “pretty upset”  that nobody in her criminal e-mail investigation went to jail for lying about the process, “because there was no process”—a finding that previous analysis confirmed as being true as neither Barr or President Donald Trump are going to give her a pass for her crimes—most particularly with grave new evidence emerging showing how she colluded with Ukraine to try to win her election against Trump. […]