BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

During the same time period over this past fortnight loyalist forces of President Donald Trump successfully captured  “Deep State” operative Peter John Dalglish, who in desperation before his capture leaked “snuff films” to the “dark web” showing Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin torturing and murdering a young girl child. Gina Haspel, the new Trumpnominee to lead the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), personally led an operation to capture top CIA officer Beth Huth—who was taken into custody this past Friday (13 April) when she was lured back to CIA headquarters in Mclean, Virginia—with Huth, reported be wearing a wig at the time of her capture, being found in the possession of a loaded weapon, had $100,000 in cash and her passport—and who was quickly thrown into the mental ward of an undisclosed US military hospital. […]

Says he kisses better, too. […]

According to this report, on 29 March 2018, US Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar announced that President Trump had appointed Daniel M. Best to be the Senior Advisor to the Secretary for Drug Pricing Reform, and whose mandate “would lead the initiative to lower the high price of prescription drugs”—a job well suited for this former American pharmaceutical executive as he “knew where the bodies are buried”. […]