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Mika Fashion Line Debuts New “Dual Use” Scarves

Morning Joe co-anchor Mika “I Can Read Headlines All By Myself ” Brzinski has just announced a new line of dual use scarves to supplement her struggling fashion line “Mika.” The latter, which was rejected by major retailers, was described by one reviewer as “a diarrhea of visually dissonant color so loud it is impossible to hear her speak.”

Though free of any design or even color, the disposable dual use “sanitary scarves” proved to be a boon, with a marked 300% increase in sales to three units per month, shattering her yearly Etsy sales record in February alone. […]

Books

The Law and the Word

We may now turn to speculate a little on some conceivable application of the general principle we have been considering. It seems to me that, as a result of the generic creation of which I have just spoken, there is in everything what, for want of a better name, I may call “The soul of the subject.”
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Books

CHEIRO’S BOOK OF NUMBERS

It is impossible in a book of this size to give in detail all the reasonings and examples that exist for a belief in the occult side of numbers, but it may interest my readers if I give a few illustrations of why the number 7 has for ages been regarded as the number of mystery relating to the spiritual side of things, and why the number 9 has in its turn come to be regarded as the finality or end of the series on which all our materialistic calculations are built, but the most casual observer can only admit that beyond the number 9 all ordinary numbers become but a mere repetition of the first 9. […]

Independent Press

What a Shaman Sees in A Mental Hospital

To test his belief that the shamanic view of mental illness holds true in the Western world as well as in indigenous cultures, Dr. Somé took a mental patient back to Africa with him, to his village. “I was prompted by my own curiosity to find out whether there’s truth in the universality that mental illness could be connected with an alignment with a being from another world,” says Dr. Somé. […]

Donald Trump

Madonna Should Be Arrested

Sane people simply don’t obsess about blowing up the White House and killing the President of the United States. Death via forced and unprotected sex with Madonna “Senior Discount” Ciccione was bad enough, but now we’re talking about her new obsession, mass murder. She already proved her influence when the crowd cheered her on, and when, to show solidarity with the ancient, perverted sick fuck, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow tweeted that President Trump “needs to be taken out.” This means assassination. It is not a political term, it is a threat, and frankly very unusual even for this emotional, troubled young man. […]

Fake News

Chuck Todd Has No Respect for Women

How many of you men out there would embarrass yourselves by talking to a powerful woman this way, your manhood so threatened you’re more focused on proving that you’re smarter than her rather than politely listening to what she has to say? Look at the way he talks down to her as if she were a child. She has the ear of the most powerful man in the world because she helped place him there, and he talks to her like she’s beneath him. Is it because she’s a woman? Or does a woman have to share your political affiliation to be treated respectfully, Chuck? And you still wonder why the media is held with such low regard? […]

Donald Trump

John Lewis a Hero? He Fought Voting Rights of Poor in 2016

Fuck John Lewis. He was complicit in a conspiracy to deny our vote so Hillary could be elected. The only thing he can be thanked for is opening the door to discussion about the class-action lawsuit against the DNC for rigging the primaries, a major assault on the voting rights of Democrats. MLK fought for voting rights. John Lewis fought against the voting rights of those who voted in the primaries. In 2016, in Puerto Rico and elsewhere, he supported a candidate that shut down polling stations to make it harder for people sympathetic to Bernie to vote. In NYC over 100,000 voters leaning towards Bernie were purged from the rolls and it is now being handled by the DoJ. In this battle for voting rights, at least two also died in July of 2016 alone. […]

JAG

Bernie Lost His Street Cred

The only people that actually believe the Russians hacked our election are the same geniuses that spray their laptops with Lysol so they won’t get a virus. And here they are, in high office, taking the word of a butt hurt sore loser that unleashed a string of lies blaming her election loss on the Bernie Bros, racists, xenophobes, Alex Jones, James Comey, Obama, a biased pro-Trump media, Facebook, fake news, and now Putin. If you’re over 10 and cannot see the pattern of unending falsehood consistent with a pathological liar who not only insults your intelligence but flings it down and stomps upon it, please limit your grandiloquent opining to the kiddie table, this is grown-up talk. […]

Censorship

Shakespeare: “Snowflakes Hateth Me!”

Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review:

“U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because He Does Not Represent ‘Diversity’” And I, The Bard was replaced with a portrait of a black lesbian poet few doth know about, and verily I wandered far and wide to find someone who heard of her. Who is this woman? Thou mayest often find the answer at the local eatery near U Penn. Whenst the middle-aged cashier asketh unto thee “Do you want fries with that?” inquire of the timeless mystery that is Audre Lourde. […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary, Show Us Where the Bad, Bad Putin Touched You

So you feel violated? Did someone exercise their right to vote for someone other than yourself? The hell you say! Not  in MY country! Did someone reveal the sobering truth about you and confirm the undecided voter’s worst fears? Oh, hell no! You want Congress to investigate, or attack Russia? Eh, slow down, sparky. Unfortunately, for you at least, that’s how elections work. I see you pointed at the doll’s head. Is that the place where those bad, bad voters made you feel like a sore fucking loser? […]