Buddy Holly, a 50s rock star many had presumed dead in a plane crash, was found alive and well celebrating the inauguration of the 45th president. Clad in a suit too large for him, the bad fit led many to wonder if Holly had drastically lost weight in recent days.
Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov’s urgent call this morning for President Putin and President Trump to jointly declare that the use of nuclear weapons is unacceptable, was based upon shocking information discovered by Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev during his visit yesterday to the European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN—and was where Medvedev confirmed Italian physicist Sergio Bertolucci, the Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN, believing that “something may come through the dimensional doors” they’re creating—but whose “dimensional something” being sought after is being attempted using a system of higher mathematics based on the number “616”—which Biblical scholars have determined is the true “Mark of the Beast” number—not “666” as has been long thought. […]
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”. […]