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Here's some CNN fear porn giving FOX News a run for their money. That is a spoof flag with dildos and no actual writing, by the way, unless we are to believe ISIS is all about gay pride. […]

PETA drops the ball again, strangely silent on David Cameron. […]

Complaints! A news personality butthurt most egregiously. […]

"I selected all of the above just so I could send this message, while I appreciate news outlets that try to get the truth out there, a lot of this website comes off as way too rude and angry." […]

Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image. […]

The TPP allows multi-national corporations like Monsanto to sue America for lost profits in private courts. This means an end to any nation's self-determination, and the abolition of US citizen rights if they threaten corporate profits. See why it's so secret? […]

An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu “mad dogs” the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here’s why. […]

Siding with a literal anti-Christ, with people that have literally set out to slaughter thousands of Christians and Muslims with biblical abandon, is the neocon that created ISIS; and it's all about oil and gas. […]

Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future mathematical branches I prematurely criticize. As a gatekeeper in a secret brotherhood of illuminated miscreants I am the self-appointed judge of ultimate wisdom and falsehood. I play a devil's advocate just to be an asshole, and most people don’t really like me.” […]

For the sake of the movement, every effort should be made to distance Black Lives Matter from pseudo-activist Ijeoma Oluo, Marissa Johnson, and any other operative hungry to exploit the tragic murder of a young man for Hillary's political gain. […]

When we hear about a beloved lion named Cecil tortured for 40 hours by an American trophy hunting dentist, we still have a child-like innocence and can still see this majestic creature unsullied by years of negative media conditioning. It would be different if that innocence was exposed to lion "terror alerts" every day. […]

Hillary Clinton of course. But who was Barry Goldwater, the man this Young Republican was supporting? "Former U.S. Senator Prescott Bush was a friend of Goldwater and supported him in the general election campaign. Bush's son, George H. W. Bush (then running for the Senate from Texas against Democrat Ralph Yarborough), was also a strong Goldwater supporter in both the nomination and general election campaigns." […]

Booth:  "I would be permitted to pass and protected by himself (Mr. Johnson) absolutely in my escape, and that on the death of President Lincoln, he (Vice-President Johnson) would become president of the United States, and that in this official capacity I could depend on him for protection and absolute pardon, if need be, for the crime of killing President Lincoln, which he had suggested to me and I had agreed to perform." […]

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, "The English Roses," or Viagra spam. I do not like Madonna, ma'am. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like how you inquire. I hope you all die in a fire. […]