Year: 2016

Hillary Clinton

So Dems That Didn’t Vote are Racists, Sexists Too? Media Refuse to Concede They’re Stupid Bastards

November 17, 2016 Independent Press

So millions of white, black, Latino, Asian, male, and female Obama voters from 2012 simply didn't vote this year. They are as much to "blame" for Hillary's loss as the media generated stereotype of the racist, ignorant white mid-west male, but they can't rightfully be blamed at all. Had she gotten Obama's numbers, it would have been a slaughter, but then again, it's Hillary. You can't shame people into liking a turd, and fuck you very much for trying, Jeff Zucker. […]

Hillary Clinton

Did Clinton Take it Out on Podesta and Mook? Latest from VL

November 16, 2016 Independent Press

"She was in a room full of 7 people and one of them is a reporter from CNN or MSNBC. She threw hot coffee on John Podesta and screamed 'You and your crimes are going to be exposed for all the world.' Then she literally lunged at him screaming die die!!!! Three people had to restrain her. This happened at 9.00 last night PST, so I guess midnight NY time…. Podesta took the worst of it, Hillary slapped him hard, called him a pervert, and a fool and said something about Obama being the Clinton’s Benedict Arnold. Hillary was raging on Obama calling him a turncoat.” […]

Editor

OPERATION RAMBLING HAG Update: Gen. Martha Radditz Captured

November 15, 2016 Independent Press

ISIS  “Micro-aggression” Catches Radditz by Surprise. At the Trump and Clinton debate on October 19th, 2016, ABC’s Martha Radditz proposed a new Allepo strategy. She actually began to debate Trump on Hillary’s behalf to show off her prowess in war games and military history or as some wag noted “to run for president herself.” She argued it’s sometimes a good idea to telegraph intended targets weeks ahead against basic military doctrine (never strike without the element of surprise). The Pentagon was so impressed with this unconventional brilliance they made her a general and put her in charge of fighting ISIS. […]

Hillary Clinton

Fake News

November 9, 2016 Independent Press

Newsweek's ridiculous hubris. Two days before election, before Trump's stunning win, the propaganda rag delivers the biggest middle finger the mainstream media ever gave the American people. […]

Investigations

How Nate “The Unreliable” Silver’s 538 Rigs the Polls

November 3, 2016 Independent Press

Rigged polls, or poll buying, are a form of perception management designed to fool Americans into accepting fraudulent election results. It is, in essence, a PSYOP, or psychological operation and social engineering. Rest assured that a candidate that has virtually no turn-out, no press conferences, limited public appearances, that is the one that is losing badly. “It’s a big social club. The pollsters all work together.  You think it’s . . . random? Come on. Who do you think pays for the polls? People who want results. You’re buying media. It’s like ads or . . . I don’t know. Like newspaper stories? You pay 30k for a poll of Florida, it says what you want.” […]

Hillary Clinton

BREAKING: 2016 Election Results (Clinton Win) Reportedly Posted To NBC FTP Server One Week Early

November 2, 2016 Independent Press

Reports surface the 2016 election results, including state by state results, have been posted on the FTP server used by NBC NBC affiliate WRCB TV in Chattanooga, Tennessee one week early. This news is still breaking and this certainly have a reasonable explanation such as their system is just being tested with dummy data. Perhaps they are making pre-recorded news clips or are prepping for the “historic” coronation for Hillary. However, after reading the story and verifying that the files  and results are indeed on the server thus we present them here. […]

Donald Trump

Russia Confirms Supercomputer Findings Showing Donald Trump Landslide Victory

October 30, 2016 Sorcha Faal

An interesting Ministry of Education and Science (MoES) report presented to the Security Council (SC) earlier today says that Lomonosov Moscow State University’s artificial intelligence (AI) genetic programming (GP) T-Platform supercomputer has confirmed the findings of Sanjiv Rai’s equally powerful AI supercomputer MogIA that US presidential candidate Donald Trump is poised to win the 8 November American election in a landslide. […]

Sorcha Faal

FBI Director Comey Asks President Putin: “Is Anthony Weiner Yours?”

October 30, 2016 Sorcha Faal

An absolutely astonishing Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details an extended telephonic conversation held Thursday between President Putin and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director James Comey wherein America’s top law enforcement officer asked Russia’s leader “Is Anthony Weiner yours?”, to which Putin replied, “You should ask Aleksandr Poteyev”—and that led, less than 24 hours after this call ended, to Hillary Clinton being placed, once again, under FBI investigation. […]