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Celine Dion’s New Order Fashion Titanic Dead On Arrival

Cyrus the Stray
December 1, 2018

You see that poor girl modeling these clothes? Her nickname is “Smiley” because she is always happy and her smile is contagious. But then she had to wear this shit for a photo shoot. Yeah, I’d be depressed and embarrassed too. Poor use of color, I mean, black and yellow? What is she? a taxi? And the skull theme? that Illuminati shit still supposed to be edgy? What next? Baphomet horns on a yellow and black hat? This Canadian export (the clothing and designer herself) is so terrible it should, in and of itself, give us cause to reassess our new trade deal with Canada. Honestly, though, the true crime of unisex attire is that it is unoriginal. The vast majority of the world is quite happy with their biological gender, and want to dress accordingly, but this requires originality. […]

Where’s Hillary? In Rio. Mystery Solved!

Hillary Clinton
August 23, 2016

Haters gonna hate! Hillary is just too damned healthy and busy preparing for the Olympics, thus accounting for over 8 months of no press conferences and the cancellation of the rest of her poorly attended rallies. You know this is true because Snopes verified the picture above as genuine. […]

BREAKING: Proof the Democrats Planned to Employ Black Lives Matter Riots and a Virus to Ward Off In-Person Voting

BLM
July 28, 2020

It is a leaked DNC document from 2016 that proves BLM riots are staged events. It is a document that details plans for a virus scare that would dissuade people from voting in person. It was a document detailing internal polling suggesting Clinton’s campaign had “metastasized” beyond repair and that extreme measures would be required to salvage it. The suggested option was to stage a UFO invasion using military holograms and psyops to cancel the election and install Hillary Clinton into power. Into this end, both Hillary and John Podesta made public claims about announcing the existence of UFOs. […]

Yay! More Complaints.

Gratuitous Impiety
October 14, 2015

"I selected all of the above just so I could send this message, while I appreciate news outlets that try to get the truth out there, a lot of this website comes off as way too rude and angry." […]

Threat To Trump From American Military Establishment Thrusts World To Brink Of Unthinkable

Sorcha Faal
June 15, 2020

 General Stanley A. McChrystal—who after leaving the US Army formed his own company named the McChrystal Group—whom the socialist Democrat Party then paid multiple millions-of-dollars to topple President Trump—and General McChrystal and his McChrystal Group are attempting to achieve by using this DARPA information warfare tool they’ve renamed Defeat Disinfo that utilizes artificial intelligence and network analysis to map everything said about or by President Trump on social media—then attempts to intervene by identifying the most popular counter-narratives and boosting them through a network of more than 3.4 million influencers across America—that pays users with large followings to take sides against President Trump—and all occurring without the American people having any idea at all about how they’re being manipulated. […]

In the Spotlight

Benjamin Fulford: Is Donald Trump too scared to name George Bush Sr. and P2 Freemasons as Kennedy assassins?

by Independent Press in CIA

U.S. Corporation President Donald Trump last week announced he would release all records related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, “other than the names and addresses of any mentioned person who is still living.”  In other words, it appears he is too scared to mention the involvement of George Bush (Scherf, Pecce) Sr. and the Vatican P2 Freemason lodge fascist New World Order faction. Pentagon officials, however, say, “Trump muscled the CIA, Mossad, the FBI, and the Bush cabal to release ALL JFK files, since [then Israeli Prime Minister] Ben Gurion wanted JFK dead, and the same perps also did 9/11.” […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

February 22, 2015

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

August 14, 2014

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

March 31, 2014

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Censorship

Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

May 7, 2014

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.

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