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Newsweek's ridiculous hubris. Two days before election, before Trump's stunning win, the propaganda rag delivers the biggest middle finger the mainstream media ever gave the American people. […]
A deeply troubling new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the order issued by President Putin this morning to immediately deploy 60 Ilyushin Il-76 military transport planes in an exercise for the rapid long-range movement of tens-of-thousands of combat forces, says necessitating this action is the rapidly deteriorating situation currently underway in the United States, where due to the sudden death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, its socialist Democrat Party officials have declared “It means that we are going to war”—a declaration of war now joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden, who warned President Donald Trump and the Republican Party that if they try to replace Ginsburg, “They are going to push the nation deeper into the abyss”—a dire warning followed by socialist leader Biden standing so badly out of breath he could barely speak at a podium yesterday, after which he fled from this podium in Philadelphia-Pennsylvania, ignoring the questions shouted at him by reporters—reporters that most assuredly would have asked Biden why he said during his speech that 200-million Americans had died from the coronavirus—and most critically, would have asked Biden why he dangerously uttered the inflammatory words: “The infection this president has unleashed on our democracy can be fatal”. […]
Submitted for your approval a diary. Only it’s not just any diary, it is the diary of a colostomy bag. May 10, 2009 Held a formal dinner with my peers. It wasn’t hard […]
“Those who would destroy our lives with lies, will themselves be destroyed by truth.” Cicada 3301.
Hmmm. Yummy, CNN, your tears are delicious.
Looks like CNN, and the mainstream media has so much contempt for you they don’t even think you deserve the right to feel upset about anything but what they want you to. Literally. They think you don’t have a right to care about the things that really matter to you, so right now, these swamp nobles have decreed that you must drop everything, and care about only what matters to them, and right now it’s President Trump tweeting mean things about CNN, and that should take precedence over everything in your sad little flyover lives. Specifically, you should personally be offended by a meme of Trump wrestling a CNN logo. Yep. That’s it. They want you to lose sleep over this, to march over this, to beat your kids for not caring, to self-immolate like a Buddhist monk in protest over this, to divorce your wives and husbands if they’re not upset about this too. […]
With neither the Executive or Legislative Branches of the US government exerting their rights under the Constitution to interpret its meanings for themselves as they are supposed to do, this report details, America has been continued to be ruled by “Judicial Tyranny”—thus creating a highly distorted system of governance where judicial fiat is substituted for the will of the people, and unelected judges become more powerful than the representatives elected by citizens to protect their interests. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
