Donald Trump

Why Voting Against Hillary is a Moral Imperative for Berniecrats

The lesser evil, in the face of an ADMITTED election fraud perpetrated by the DNC and Hillary Clinton, is clearly Donald Trump. Simply put, staying Democrat means you have no say in the election. Sad to say, I would have a vote in the GOP primaries but never in the DNC's. Thus, the DNC primary rigging was an assault and denial of the voting rights of ALL Americans, not just African-Americans. The role of Bernie Sanders in the Civil Rights movements of the 60s, and the right of African-Americans to vote, has seen his moral compass flip 180 degrees for the sake of self-interest and political expediency. Like the DNC betrayed him, he turned around and betrayed us. The DNC wanted to force our vote, they have succeeded, it is forced against our wishes as former Democrats, for Trump now. […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Breaks Local Venue Attendance Record

Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.

As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]

JAG

SPLC Declares Hitler Cat Racist!

The ADL has just declared the popular cat meme "Hitler Cat" is racist and must be removed from the net. The meme, which is often seen in uploaded images of cats with Hitler-like mustaches in silly positions or with captions, is now alleged to be a "tacit homage to Adolf Hitler" and a "dog whistle" to "racist Trump supporters." […]

Hillary Clinton

Angry Hillary Studying Chevy Chase Pratfalls for Debate

After angrily yelling at supporters in a labor union, blaming them for her woeful drop in the polls and asking why she is not 50 points ahead, Dem strategists hope to redeem themselves by making her look more presidential, competent, mammalian and hopefully, less odious. On a serious note, this does lend credence to reports that after a town hall with Matt Laur, she exploded afterwards and went after her staff, going into a tantrum, blaming them and calling DNC Chair Donna Brazille a "brown cow" who "stared at the wall like a brain dead buffalo." […]

Independent Press

Egyptians Break Silence: ISIS, 9/11 Created To Justify War On Terror

“[Perhaps Western] intelligence elements are behind the attacks and the bombings, and later Muslim citizens are arrested and killed and simply accused of perpetrating [the attacks] in order to justify what is happening in the Arab countries in the name of the war on terror, and in order to justify the plan to persecute the Muslims in the U.S. and Europe and expel them? Have we really been deceived, and continue to be deceived, to such an extent?!” […]

Investigations

Julian Assange Has Paid a Devastating Price

"Mr Assange’s situation which is tantamount to a prisoner being detained indefinitely but without a prisoner’s normal physical health care and effectively in isolation… The harmful psychological and physical effects of indefinite detention include:  Severe and chronic anxiety and dread, Pathological levels of stress that have damaging effects on the core physiologic functions of the immune and cardiovascular systems, as well on the central nervous system, Depression and suicide, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Enduring personality changes and permanent estrangement from family and community that compromises and hope of the detainee regaining a normal life following release…" […]

Hillary Clinton

Sanders Backs HRC Election Fraud Win, Claims Moral High Ground

30 pieces of silver in hand is better than the mere promise of them, but we all know the dubious reward that it brought one certain individual. It’s as if Bernie Sanders, like Judas, gave Seth Rich and Shawn Lucas their last kiss before betraying them to the George Soros “Caiaphas,” and surrendered their souls to Hillary’s doomed campaign. Five DNC heads were fired over the rigging of the primary. There is an ongoing class action lawsuit against the DNC for fraud. Trump didn’t steal my vote. Hillary did. We know a lot of awful things about Trump, but we do know he doesn’t have a “Clinton mafia,” to use Colin Powell’s own words. Sanders is spitting on Shawn Lucas and Seth Rich’s grave. […]

Hillary Clinton

Bernie “Rug Bern” Sanders and a Fear-Based Narrative

Clinton suck up Jeff Weaver joins Sanders "Our Revolution" campaign, all 13 members revolt, massive friction. Giant vagina Bernie Sanders feels the burn. Our decisions when it comes to politics rely on primal emotions rather than reason, so we are now seeing Americans manipulated by the two deadliest emotions we're vulnerable to, hate and fear. As "Vagina Bern" Sanders creates a new "Trump terror" campaign to conceal Hillary's corruption scandals he is willfully creating a fear-based narrative to prevent voters from making an informed decision. […]

JAG

Study: Use of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist” Higher in Ignorant Assholes

Group conformity experiments have long revealed it, but now science confirms a strong correlation between an over-use of the term “conspiracy theorist” and “neurotic, ignorant assholes.” Scientists at Stanford University noted that:

“We’ve found most people don’t live in a binary world so when someone mocks your capacity for critical thinking, it’s not a plus for the antagonizing speaker or writer. Why we find neurosis is because core elements in this behavior are distress and anxiety. Most people don’t need their personal reality seconded, or usually humored, by everyone they see.” […]

Hillary Clinton

Jeff Bezos Accidentally Swallows Hillary’s Sputum, Enters Demonic Portal

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]