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Coming just days after legendary former top FBI official James Kallstrom warned that the FBI was now “a criminal ‘Fifth Column’ running an illegal conspiracy to topple President Trump”, a stunning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that just hours ago (Sunday evening/6 May in US), Katrina Pierson, President Trump’s top advisor for his 2020 reelection campaign, appeared before the American people on the Fox News television programme “The Next Revolution With Steve Hilton” wherein she solemnly confirmed the existence of a plot to “overthrow the President of the United States” in what she called a “silent coup” being led by the “Deep State”. (Begin viewing at 5:35 and 9:16 to see Katrina Pierson’s shocking revelations) […]

Karapetyan directed Russian attorney Natalia Veselnitskaya to meet with Trump officials in order to ensnare them in a make believe Russian collusion coup plot—that was being orchestrated by the American political opposition firm Fusion GPS whose owner, Glenn Simpson, met with Veselnitskaya both before and after her Trump Tower meeting—and whose payment for this operation saw Fusion GPS being paid millions-of-dollars by Clinton’s law firm Perkins Coie—whose top attorneys have now shockingly been revealed to have colluded with the FBI prior to the election to bring down Trump—all of which the American people are not understanding is the entire basis for the chaos they see in their nation today, and whose latest example of is the Kavanaugh Charade. […]