Dismembered Tim Kaine Found in Clinton Crawlspace After Disastrous Debate

An angrily written new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today slams what it calls “typical and blatant American hypocrisy” over the United States giving to the Peoples Republic of China what amounts to a “free pass” for this communist-led nation’s execution of up to 20 undercover CIA agents they had captured, all of whom were immediately beheaded so that their organs could be harvested and sold—while at the same time, the United States kicked out 35 Russian diplomats and closed the Russian embassy in San Francisco for the “fake news” crime of interfering in the 2016 US presidential election, with another 60 Russian diplomats expelled and the Russian consulate in Seattle closed downfor another “fake news” crime of a supposed poisoning of a former double agent.  […]

Funk legend George Clinton announced plans to head a “Safe Space” college campus tour in 2017 to highlight the suffering of affluent kids traumatized by belief systems outside their world view. Here he is in rehearsal.

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Being “doubtful/dubious” about this reporting from Tatarstan, this report explains, the Central Bank of Russia (CBR) began an initial investigation into banks located in Tatarstan—but whom immediately came under “extreme” pressure to limit this investigation by the American super-lobbyist Tony Podesta (brother of Hillary Clinton’s national presidential campaign manager John Podesta) who “promised/devoted” that upon Hillary Clinton taking office once she won the presidency, all Western sanctions against Russian banks would be lifted. […]