Dismembered Tim Kaine Found in Clinton Crawlspace After Disastrous Debate

An alarming new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) [English] report circulating in the Kremlin today warns that the group of CIA-funded Syrian terror leaders flown into Washington D.C. yesterday have in their possession at least 37 FIM-92 Stinger shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles just given to them by the CIA under a “secret agreement”—and whose planned use of is a not-too-subtle “Deep State” retaliation threat to begin shooting down US passenger airliners—and is their response to loyal Trump forces exploding their “15 January” bombshell by providing top Republican Party leaders in the US Congress more than 1.2 million documents relating to the crimes committed by the Obama-Clinton regime—with even more expected within the coming days. […]

President Putin has ordered 3,500 servicemen from air defense units to immediately start tactical drills at 30 training ranges in response to the US military having obliterated with airstrikes this past week at least 81 radical Islamic terrorists in Somalia—a national security defensive move said needed because this American action was led by the counterintelligence unit of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) who, for reasons still unknown, have placed under global electronic surveillance US Congresswomen Maxine Waters, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—and about whom the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) maintains have formed a cabal to infiltrate into the United States terrorists from Somalia to assassinate President Trump—after which Russia will be blamed and attacked. […]

CNN has outlandishly reported that Turkish military forces have killed the famous Hollywoodactor Bradley Cooper—with CNN breathlessly reporting to its Middle East viewers that Turkey had killed two US special forces troops, one of whom they identified as “American Sniper” Chris Kyle—with their using a picture of Cooperwho portrayed Kyle as an actor—with the Pentagon quickly denying this outrageous claim—but that immediately after which, saw President Donald Trump ordering one of the CIA’s main terror groups in Syria to be listed as terrorists. […]