A fascinating highly-classified “Of Special Importance” new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that upon it being shockingly learned that the US Department of Justice (DOJ)  is investigating explosive new allegations that a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operative and Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) official played a role in the 1985 abduction, torture and murder of DEA agent Enrique “Kiki” Camarena, the White House Communications Agency (aka “The Voice Of The President”) that provides global information services to President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, the Executive Office of the President, and the United States Secret Service suffered a massive data breach of its most top-secret information—a massive hacking operation that was the specialty of the Swiss encryption giant Crypto AG whose secret communications equipment was used for decades by over 100 countries around the globe—that is until it was discovered that this Swiss encryption giant, whom global governments trusted with their most sensitive of conversations for more than fifty-years, was actually owned by the Central Intelligence Agency—but in daring to attack President Trump’s White House, saw a quick retaliation being made when, just after midnight on 27 February, a CIA “narco plane” Gulfstream II carrying 2 tons of cocaine was forced to land and captured in the Central American nation of Belize—the exact same type of CIA “narco plane” Gulfstream II jet aircraft that when it wasn’t transporting CIA high-level detainees to black torture sights around the world, crash landed on 24 September 2007 after it ran out of fuel over Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula while carrying a cargo of several tons of cocaine on board. […]