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For the first time since 1920, when the United States had its single aircraft carrier USS Langley (CV-1) plying the world’s oceans, today sees only the USS John C. Stennis (CVN-74) [Note: CV designates aircraft carrier/CVN designated nuclear aircraft carrier] sailing in the waters of the Middle East in the North Arabian Sea—but whose mission is now ended after President Trump ordered an end to the air war in Syria, and whose next stop will be its home port in Washington State—thus creating an historical first that will see the world’s oceans emptied of all 11 of America’s aircraft carrier strike groups—that are formidable weapons composed of roughly 7,500 personnel, an aircraft carrier, at least one cruiser, a destroyer squadron of at least two destroyers or frigates, and a carrier air wing of 65 to 70 aircraft. […]

A truly foreboding new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today calling on Israel and the Palestinians to stop hostilities as a full-fledged ground offensive nears and massive Israeli airstrikes continue to pound Gaza, notes with grave concern the warning just issued by the globally respected religious scholar Rabbi Pinchas Winston that Israel should be ready “at any moment” for the Biblical doomsday “Gog-Magog War” he says would last 12 minutes and encompass the entire world—and whose warning comes at the same time mysterious aerial crafts are now being reported in the skies of Europe—a reappearance of what many believe are the “Watchers” who flew throughout the European and Asian skies during the waning days of World War II before the first atomic bomb was used—and has spurred the Ministry of Defense (MoD) to order the construction of a new Christian church to protect the lives and souls of Russian soldiers who will try to save our world from the satanic forces now attacking it. […]

The Russian Federation and People’s Republic of China have jointly invoked Article 9 of the Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in order to designate the American online social media and social networking service company Facebook as a “hostile war target”—and is in direct response to Facebook having just launched an “unprovoked cyberattack” against the Federative Republic of Brazil to grossly interfere in that nations upcoming free elections—and that sees Facebook (Seriously, you can’t make this up!) using its power to silence the Christian populist-nationalist candidate Jair Bolsonaro, known as “Brazil’s Donald Trump”, in a blatant bid to aid their favored globalist candidate Geraldo Alckmin, who is known as “Brazil’s Hillary Clinton”.   […]

The seven top US Senators and one top US Congresswoman summoned to Moscow by President Putin have completed their “lessons” in historic and modern Russian history given to them in St. Petersburg—and whose vital understanding of same is of such importance, no less than the peace of the world is at stake as Russia and Israel attempt to end the Syrian Civil War—while at the same time, the American economy hangs in the balance, too, should the Russian Central Bank carry through on its threat to dump its remaining US Dollar reserves. […]

A scathingly written new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today heaps scorn and ridicule on Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his legal team for their actions in a US Federal District Court yesterday when, for the first time, they faced an actual Russian counterattack against the so-called “Trump-Russia” collusion probe—and that terrified Mueller’s legal team to such an extent, they begged President Trump appointed US Federal Judge Dabney Friedrich for a continuance, with their afterward fleeing from the courtroom “like babies in soiled nappies looking for their mommies”. […]

Today the Kingdom of Spain, a European Union(EU) monarchy launched what is being called the “World’s first Internet War” to prevent the peoples of Catalonia from being able to vote on their independence—with hundreds of these peoples shockingly being met with bullets as they tried to vote, and who now lay bloodied on their streets.   […]

The opinion-poll experts pointed out that the overwhelming number of respondents cited themselves patriots of the country. The Syrians stressed that they would not have left their country, even if they had such an opportunity. People are exhausted by the war, so often they expressed the desire to live in a strong state with functioning public institutions. […]

According to this report, at 9:00 AM local time (MSK/+0300 UTC), the US State Department notified the MoFA that as of 23 August the United States was suspending all visas to Russian citizens seeking to visit the United States except those seeking to immigrate (of which there are none)—and that on 1 September, the US Embassy in Moscow would be the place where visas will be issued with all of the other US consulates in Russia having their visa services “suspended indefinitely”. […]

Having failed in their economic warfare tactics against Russia, with the United Nations just reporting that Western sanctions against Russia have cost the US and EU over $100 billion, while the Federation has only lost $50 billion, and at the same time was able to create the “Miracle of Russia”, this report explains, Russia and China’s “first strike” this past week against the US dollar has enraged these Western elites “beyond all measure”. […]

In what is looking more by the hour to be a Russian “first strike” against the United States during this current “cold phase” of World War III, the Security Council (SC) is reporting today that President Putin has ordered the immediate implementation of the “Golden Tsar” attack plan against the US dollar—and that has so terrified the West, its top spy masters (the “Five Eyes Alliance”), have rushed to New Zealand for a secret meet and the UN Security Council is now rushing to the White House—but whose efforts to counter the Federation will fail; and as stated by top Kremlin advisor Sergey Glazyev who warned these Western elites: “The more aggressive the Americans are the sooner they will see the final collapse of the dollar as the only way for the victims of American aggression to stop this aggression is to get rid of the dollar…[and] as soon as we and China are through with the dollar, it will be the end of the United States military might”. […]

A classic. The Onion News presents its debut video newscast on “The Human Cost of Mexicans.” A story on Lucent Technologies’ Vice-President Raymond Boyle being replaced by illegal alien Alberto Fuentes who just two years […]