Onion News Classic: First Video Newscast

A classic. The Onion News presents its debut video newscast on “The Human Cost of Mexicans.” A story on Lucent Technologies’ Vice-President Raymond Boyle being replaced by illegal alien Alberto Fuentes who just two years earlier crossed the Arizona border in the back of a melon truck, and according to leaked internal documents, was willing to work for “significantly less” as well as put in long hours and avoid vacation days.