Who is Jackson Pollack? According to legend…
One day after wiping his posterior, the untalented but determined art school reject had an epiphany. He was staring at the smears on his soiled bathroom tissue, and was about to flush it when suddenly he realized… […]
Pictured is Ana Rosa Rodriguez, a late-term abortion survivor. If you look closely, you’ll notice that this child is missing her right arm. That’s because her arm was ripped off in the process of an abortion on New York’s Lower East Side in October of 1991. Ana Rosa was 32 weeks old at the time of the abortion. Rosa, Ana’s mother had told Dr. Abu Hayat that she had changed her mind and didn’t want to go through with the abortion. […]
Fluoride can only work topically, and is not meant for ingestion. You don’t drink suntan lotion to prevent sunburns, so why should you drink fluoride to prevent tooth decay? Why add it to drinking water? […]
"Did you know that a psychologist can make your IQ score higher or lower depending on the test selected? For a number of years I conducted the IQ testing for people applying for membership in , a society for highly intelligent people. I administered an intelligence test supplied by the Mensa headquarters for testing people in groups. The test was the Cattell and it had an unusual feature. Instead of having a standard deviation of 15 or 16, it had a standard deviation of 23…" […]
This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England’s face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch “ass cookies.” The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years and many thought the new product would never see the light of day. […]
"Ann, your recent columns attacking a proposed Martin Luther King memorial were, if I dare say so myself, a little over the top. What can you offer as proof that blacks not only loved slavery, but that Africans often boarded the slave ships to enter America illegally?" […]
“The conventional wisdom these days — as heard on radio talk shows in Virginia, in town meetings in New Mexico, or from taxi drivers in Boston — is that Americans just don’t like the press. What do they think? Would you be surprised to learn that reporters are held in the same low regard as undertakers and insurance salesmen…. and only slightly higher than politicians?” […]
Mike Mulletino […]
“In her mind he was the answer to her fervent prayers, a man villainous enough to slam it in her tail pipe without warning.” And the more celebrated reincarnations… Ghandi Yangil Kim pictured here, in the midst of trying to build a toy Ferris wheel for his many bastards, has instead decided to smoke a … Continue reading → […]
President Eisenhower’s Farewell Address Warning against Military/Industrial Complex A Reality Check: Blacks Didn’t Love Slavery Anti-Masonic Party- September 11, 1830 An Establishment of Religion Origin Of Free-Masonry- by Thomas Paine Patriots Were Never Scottish Rite […]
A waitress trips and crashes through a window. Some claim it’s a fake. Anyone out there know? […]
“We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don’t need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It’s a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.” […]
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Never be Fooled Again! Impious Political analysts use only the best software when it comes to researching politicians, and we’d like to take this opportunity to thank the programming team that made the PDT (Political Double-Speak Translator) possible. The Impious Digest’s Political Doublespeak Translator® is an open-source program designed to reveal the true intent and wording denied to constituents when addressed by politicians. It uses a special algorithm based on Newspeak principles defined in Orwell’s “1984”. […]
“Whoever today still doubts the real existence of demonic powers has widely misunderstood the metaphysical background to this war. Behind the concrete, behind material perceptions, behind all factual, logical considerations stands the irrational, i.e. the battle against the demon, against the emissaries of the Anti-Christ…” From 4th of 6 White Rose leaflets. Members of White Rose, a German anti-Nazi student movement, were beheaded for distributing these leaflets. […]
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