A pleasantly plump and plainly panicked pachyderm pressured into packing packs of pumpkins, pickled peppers, and peas, says please when presented with polite persuasion. […]
A gravely toned Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin was “astonished/amazed” after President Donald Trump methodically presented irrefutable evidence detailing how Hillary Clinton had penetrated the highest reaches of the Russian government, with his further stating that should all of this knowledge be told to the American people, it would, most certainly, topple the entire two-party government structure of the United States. […]
A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing an official statement released by the government of the Islamic Republic of Iran stating that “the deputy head of the Hashed, Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, and head of the Quds Force, Qasem Soleimani, were killed in a US strike that targeted their car on the Baghdad International Airport road”, says this gravely concerning event prompted Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov to call and remind his American counterpart US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo that “the assassination of Soleimani violates the norms of international law”—a reminder followed by Foreign Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova warning that Soleimani’s assassination “would only escalate regional tensions and make life worse for millions of people”—a fact apparently not known by the American people reading such headlines as “Fears Of All-Out War Grow After U.S. Kills Iran Gen. Qasem Soleimani” and “World War 3 Proof: Horrifying Reason Trump’s Iran Raid Really Could Spark Global Conflict”—a war that could never occur because Iran is not an actual country, nor are any other so-called Islamic nations—all of whose present borders, rulers and governments are imaginary Western constructs—and in reality sees all them being a part of what the Islamic faith itself calls Dar al-Islam—a term describing all Muslim peoples as one nation not bound by any borders—that stands opposed to those countries which do not have a treaty of nonaggression or peace with Muslims called Dar al-Harb—and were forever enshrined in Islamic law during the Umayyad Caliphate in the 7th Century—thus creating a world, that for the past over 1,300 years, has seen Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb being locked in perpetual war—with the objective of Dar al-Islam being to force Dar al-Harb into a state of Dar al-‘Ahd—a designation for peoples and/or nations that have a treaty of non-aggression or peace with Muslims—the last such example in history being the Armenian peoples who were the Dar al-‘Ahd of the Islamic Ottoman Empire in the early 20th Century—but upon the outbreak of World War I, saw the Armenian people breaking their Dar al-‘Ahd agreement by taking up arms against the Islamic Ottoman Empire—thus turning the Armenian peoples into Dar al-Harb whom the Muslims then slaughtered by the millions. […]
A thought-provoking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting some positive developments happening in the “Coronavirus Pandemic War”, says Chief Sanitary Officer Anna Popova has authorized over half of Russia’s regions to begin loosening their lockdowns as the coronavirus abates, while at the same time Director Alexander Gintsburg of the Gamaleya Scientific Research Institute of Epidemiology and Microbiology has revealed mass vaccination against the novel coronavirus in Russia may start in autumn, but says this process may take as long as nine months—an assessment agreed with by US Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar with his announcement yesterday that it is “a very credible objective” for the United States to have “100 million doses” of a coronavirus vaccine as early as October and triple that amount by the early part of next year—though predictably these positive moves against the coronavirus are being met with leftist meltdowns, as to cure this disease ends their tyrannical reign of power over innocent peoples’ lives—best exampled in Britain where Prime Minister Boris Johnson is being pummeled by leftists because one of his aides broke lockdown rules—and in America, where just days after the US Army announced one its largest recruitment drives in history to give well paying careers to young people left jobless by the coronavirus, the vile leftist New York Times choose this weekend that America mourns its war dead to attack the US military and dementedly accuse it of “celebrating white supremacy”—but whose greatest example of leftist meltdown lunacy came after these idiots discovered the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) had tweeted information about how to get the Economic Impact Payment in Russian—proof these mindless idiot leftists screamed that “Putin is running the US government through encrypted communications”—and if true, according to leftist logic, must mean this applies to every other leader in the world, too—as the IRS tweets out such information in all of the world’s languages. […]
"A coalition of multinational corporate executives, big-city bankers, and hungry power brokers… want to give you George Bush… their purpose is to control the American government."
– Ronald Reagan, 1980 […]
Trump has long declared he puts America first, and didn’t mince words when said “I’m not president of world”—and whose massive list of accomplishments for his nation’s peoples towards this end,, to include his adding a staggering $8 trillion of wealth to their stock markets that fund their country’s vast retirement scheme, led him to speak before a record breaking crowd of his supporters this past week and tell the American people “you have no choice but to vote for me”—a “choice”, however, The New York Times has just been shockingly revealed to be plotting to stop—whose master plan discovered in their own leaked documents shows them admitting that the Trump-Russia collusion hoax is dead—and because of, now sees them preparing to launch against Trump a vile and demonic campaign of racial division. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
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