Clued off by some disgruntled reader after failing to receive the purchased Mackris CD or being able to contact the seller, the Impious Digest decided to investigate the possibility of a real scam. And behold, a new consumer protection team was formed, and the following was found:

UPDATE: This soundboard is now available at iPhone.

Ever find yourself finally rising above that childish impulse to call a gal who dumped you ten years ago... just so you could have some fun with a soundboard? me neither. So here ya go. Enjoy.

You may be wondering why a video from the Vietnam war era was posted. The answer is simple. At the time, the enemy was Nixon. He was bombing Cambodia, not unlike Bush's bombing of countries with no credible link to "9-11". Nixon was waging a smear campaign against his opposition with the "fair game" tenacity of a couch-bouncing Scientologist. And Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, the same two men who would embrace torture, criminality and secrecy as co-horts of the Bush administration, would have the dubious distinction of working as key members of the two most rightfully detested presidents in American history: Richard Nixon and G.W. Bush. The more things change, the more things stay the same. The title of Lennon video is "War is Over" and it was made when Vietnam was still raging. The juxtaposition is Bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech, also made before the was over, and the latter was a speech wherein he declares an end to a war that is still raging 6 years later.

He's President Obama's Chief of Staff known to curse like a sailor, and yet sing like an angel. (And I don't mean just any sailor, I mean a sailor with Tourette Syndrome.)

A look at Rahm Emmanuel's recent moonlighting activities may illustrate why his singing his peerless; a talent so honed it would be defiled by American Idol.