Hillary Attacks Fake News for Getting Her Hopes Up

By |December 9th, 2016

An embittered Hillary Clinton emerged today to blast the "fake news" that got her hopes up by proclaiming her certain win. "The New York Times, The Washington Post, The LA Times, Boston Globe, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC... all of you who got my hopes up need to take the blame. Because of you, voters took my win as a certainty and didn't trouble themselves to vote. You made it look like Trump was a joke candidate that didn't stand a chance. So when I lost, when I was spanked most egregiously by Donald Trump on November 8, everyone was shocked. You betrayed me with hubris."

Gaslighting: Media’s Pychological Abuse of Voters

By |October 22nd, 2016

"Gaslighting is a form of psychological abuse in which a victim is manipulated into doubting their own memory, perception, and sanity.  Instances may range from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim." A good example of staged, bizarre events are the protests organized at RNC events, and the DNC convention we saw detailed in the Project Veritas video stings. In them, we see the DNC, under Bob Creamer,  paid $1,500 to the mentally ill at Trump rallies to foment violence.

Report: Clinton Joined with Google, Apple, Twitter, Instagram to Subvert Election

By |August 31st, 2016

Emails detail how Google-Alphabet Inc. would use “all of its power” to shut down dissent in America, and even worse, “spin” the 2016 presidential election towards Hillary Clinton and away from Donald Trump. Joining with Google-Alphabet Inc. in subverting the 2016 US presidential election, SVR analysts in this report detail citing these White House emails, are American technology giants Apple, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and at least 15 other internet companies owned and affiliated with them.

CIA Dispatch #1035-960: The Origin of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist”

By |October 2nd, 2015

CIA Memo to propaganda assets in NBC, CBS, Newsweek, New York Times, et al regarding assassination of President Kennedy, suggesting ways they could discredit or slander writers or journalists critical of Lone Gunman Theory. This became the template for every cover-up since then.

Amy Schumer to Play Fat Barbie

By |December 6th, 2016

Amy Schumer is in early talks to star in Sony’s live-action “Barbie” film, sources tell Variety. The original idea and screenplay is by Hilary Winston, although it is expected that Schumer and her sister, Kim Caramele, will rewrite.

Jeff Bezos, the CIA and Clinton-Stein Coup Attempt to Overturn Trump Win

By |December 4th, 2016

To how America has been brought to this current abyss, this report explains, began in the summer of 2013 when “rogue/subversive” forces loyal to Hillary Clinton within the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) made a “radical departure” from all past precedents in awarding a staggering $600 million contract to the shadowy American billionaire Jeff Bezos who founded the internet giant Amazon.com.With the Hillary Clinton’s and the CIA’s backing, this report continues, Jeff Bezos then, in October 2013, purchased America’s premier political newspaper The Washington Post in order to “guide/facilitate” her gaining the US presidency in 2016.

Media Erupts After Donald Trump Eats a Burrito Without Their Permission

By |December 4th, 2016

"He's appropriating a cultural heritage," cried CNN's Don Lemon as his panel nodded grimly. "It's dangerous and likely to exacerbate racial tensions." At press time, PEOTUS Donald Trump gave a thumbs up and noted "They said I could never be president, and they said I could never finish a burrito. But that was one delicious burrito, and I intend to eat many more." Never one to shy away from controversy, PEOTUS Donald Trump immediately got himself a taco bowl, and washed the meal down with a vintage 2016 bottle of Rachel Maddow's election night tears.

George Clinton to Head “Safe Space” Safety Pin Tour 2017

By |December 1st, 2016

Funk legend George Clinton announced plans to head a "Safe Space" college campus tour in 2017 to highlight the suffering of affluent kids traumatized by belief systems outside their world view. Here he is in rehearsal. DEVELOPING

Jill Stein Demands Pit Hair Recount

By |November 30th, 2016

In a surprising development, crazed Green Party candidate Jill Stein called for a recount of her 10,984 pit hairs in hopes that it could somehow influence the electoral college and flip the election. Catatonic Clinton volunteers, still in grief and shock, had already counted the hairs twice in a painfully mistaken belief they could use them to replace the ballots in Michigan. "The hairy Green bitch lied to us!" cried a rueful Rose Pudenda. "I have arthritis and I can't afford this aggravation. It took me five minutes to flip her the bird."

How to Show Solidarity with CNN: Wear This

By |November 29th, 2016

So far, few takers.

From Abortion Clinic Dumpster to Proud Pundit, We Celebrate a Prescient Maddow’s Rise

By |November 29th, 2016

Avert your eyes, my friends, beware a brilliance blinding to the naked eye. This kind of pedantic arrogance made Hillary voters stay home, given her win was "certain." Now, if this Maddow gentleman's aim was to demoralize Trump supporters, it presumptuously assumes they even watch this train wreck of a show. That said, the only people being socially conditioned, a.k.a. mind fucked, were liberal viewers. They got the confirmation bias of an easy, landslide win. Trump should give Maddow a ribbon for keeping the left's intellectual elites asleep.

Illustrated History of Scientology

By |November 28th, 2016

The Illustrated History of Scientology, by Rick Vodica, perhaps the funniest and most dangerous work to ever haunt the Church of Scientology.

American Holocaust: 9/11 an Irrefutable Nuclear Event, Over 42,000 Deaths and Counting

By |November 28th, 2016

Leaked FBI 9/11 Evidence Against Bush, Clinton, Blair and Netanyahu Too Staggering to Ignore. If a picture is worth a thousand words, here's some culled from thousands implicating them all, Saudis included.

I’m a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man’s Body

By |November 27th, 2016

In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such  as my ladder.

Snope a Dope: Snopes a Fake News Source for Fake MSM News

By |November 26th, 2016

Here's an interesting experiment: bend your arm, palm facing outwards. Beat the back of your hand against your chest repeatedly as you jerk your head back and forth. This is what you look like when you quote Snopes as an authority. Here they are, in fact, the geniuses behind Snopes "fact checking" scam.

Putin Orders Nukes To EU Doorstep After Obama Sides With Nazism In UN Vote

By |November 24th, 2016

President Putin has ordered the immediate deployment to the Kaliningrad Oblast of the dreaded supersonic nuclear-capable Iskander mobile ballistic missile system and the feared S-400 air missile defence system as a “direct response” to President Obama joining with Ukraine as one of only 3 nations in the entire world to vote against the United Nations resolution condemning the glorification of Nazism. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

#PizzaGate Pedophilia Scandal is Not a Hoax, New York Times Already on Defensive

By |November 23rd, 2016

In regards to the Hollywood and DC child sex rings, damage control makes the elite defend the indefensible: pedophilia. A two-year old article reflects the framing of the scandal as it first appeared. Incidentally, to the pervert who wrote this at the NYT, Margo Kaplan, pedophilia is indeed a crime and you might want to look into the law books to see just how serious it is. "Pedophilia is a Disorder, Not a Crime" just won't fly in the courts or with anyone that's ever been molested or raped as a child.

The “59 Grassy Knoll Witnesses Conspired to Lie” Conspiracy Theory

By |November 22nd, 2016

Because 59 witnesses would have to conspire to present the same consistent account, the most ridiculous and obvious conspiracy theory of all is coming from the Lone Gunman Conspiracy Theorists.