Hillary Clinton Praises Al Franken for Admitting to Sexual Assault, Says He’s Better Than Moore, Trump

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]

According to this report, this past June (2017), Hillary Clinton visited Baltimore, Maryland, where she spoke before students associated with an Israeli youth programme established by US Congressman Elijah Cummings—and one of whose local police protectors was Baltimore Police Detective Sean Suiter—but who, just 5 months later, on 15 November 2017, was killed during a “violent struggle” with his own gun—and whose death remains the only unsolved line-of-duty death in the that police agency’s history. […]

Hillary Clinton is now “turning to God” and contemplating becoming a preacher as reports surface that the US Department of Justice has offered her a plea deal, while at the same time her “death list” continues to grow—the latest death being a black male prostitute turning up dead at the home of one of her top white Democratic Party donors.  […]