This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up…" has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to promote the first female president/White House cleaning woman. At 3:00 am, she would be up all right- doing the White House laundry. […]
In O’Reilly’s latest salvo, this photo was released to prove once and for all that he would never lie about hitching a ride on the Apollo capsule to do a live feed from the moon. "I was determined to be the first reporter to interview the astronauts as they landed on the moon. I remember taking a rope and wrapping myself and crew around the capsule. We were committed." But others disagree. "You know there's no air up there right? and that the temperatures are over 253 degrees Fahrenheit in daylight and 387 minus zero at night? Where's his spacesuit? How did he survive re-entry?" […]
“It accuses us of consulting wooden idols and diviners; of genocide, of incest, of harlotry and all sorts of really mean and anti-Semitic things with no basis in fact. He has cursed us into many generations and brought plagues upon us. We, the Chosen People, are naturally excused from any consequences to our actions, no matter how heinous, so it is clear that any negative portrayal of our leaders is rooted in the writings of self-hating Jews and that God is anti-Semitic.” […]
As the world moves away from the petrodollar and towards BRICS, Statfor, a major US think tank that outlines global developments within the next ten years, predicts Russia will disintegrate, the EU will also disintegrate, and China (the world's largest economy) will collapse and turn into a dictatorship. […]
"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising…kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself…borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something…rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence." […]
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Clinton adviser James Carville, Turkish dictator Recep "Gollum" Erdogan, and more miscreants separated at birth. […]
Don't play victim when you have the Senate, Congress, the US media, Hollywood, the United States armed forces and intelligence agencies under your thumb. You're a fucking bully, everyone knows it, and you're embarrassing yourself. Unless you're Benjamin Netanyahu. Nothing embarrasses a psychopath. […]
Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts the columns of climate change skeptics like Charles "Chicken Lips" Krauthammer, a man who believes climate change is superstition "like the rain dance" of Native Americans. […]
Marie Harf wasn't dropped at birth, she was dribbled. It's like she's stupid and she really means it. […]
William Shatner sings "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." […]
Rush Limbaugh's mom discusses her new book, "Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion." Regarding her son's legacy, she had this to say:
"He is my ultimate shame. I should have swallowed. I should have bought the dog a condom. When I was pregnant with him I paid boxers to punch me in the stomach, to no avail." […]
An open letter to Scarlett Johansson. […]
Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists is that he is at best a semi-articulate sociopath and pathological liar. The consensus among geneticists is that he is a possible human/chicken hybrid; a Nazi experiment and a crime against humanity. Even among mad scientists, the same he cites to counter global warming evidence, the consensus among a delegation that went to his summer home on The Island of Dr. Moreau is that "Dr. Moreau just went too fucking far" in breeding Krauthammer, and that his island of mutant "Beast Folk" should be forever quarantined. […]
Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook […]
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We wish to express in the strongest possible terms our objection to your use of FOX news contributor John Stossel as a point of comparison to "dog shit" in your article "John Stossel Bitch Slapped- Literally." […]
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