Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook

all “testimonial activities” related to Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) Director Sergey Naryshkin, Federal Security Service (FSB) Director Aleksandr Bortnikov and Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) Director Colonel-General Igor Korobov—all of whom traveled this past week to Washington D.C. to give testimony before the United States Special Counsel’s Office (SCO)—is to receive the classification rating “Of Special Importance”—which is the highest classification level and refers to information which, if released, would cause damage to the entire Russian Federation. […]

The Russian Federation and People’s Republic of China have jointly invoked Article 9 of the Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in order to designate the American online social media and social networking service company Facebook as a “hostile war target”—and is in direct response to Facebook having just launched an “unprovoked cyberattack” against the Federative Republic of Brazil to grossly interfere in that nations upcoming free elections—and that sees Facebook (Seriously, you can’t make this up!) using its power to silence the Christian populist-nationalist candidate Jair Bolsonaro, known as “Brazil’s Donald Trump”, in a blatant bid to aid their favored globalist candidate Geraldo Alckmin, who is known as “Brazil’s Hillary Clinton”.   […]

Responding to Russia’s order to leave Syria immediately, this report continues, saw US Ambassador to Russia Jon Huntsman rushing to meet the Chief of the Russian General Staff General Valery Gerasimov—whose discussion remains more highly classified than this general report allows to be noted—but whose essence can, most certainly, be ascertained by Foreign Minister Lavrov then bluntly warning the Americans to discipline their Jabhat al-Nusra terrorist force in Syria or “otherwise it would be exterminated”. […]