Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook

The Russian Federation and People’s Republic of China have jointly invoked Article 9 of the Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in order to designate the American online social media and social networking service company Facebook as a “hostile war target”—and is in direct response to Facebook having just launched an “unprovoked cyberattack” against the Federative Republic of Brazil to grossly interfere in that nations upcoming free elections—and that sees Facebook (Seriously, you can’t make this up!) using its power to silence the Christian populist-nationalist candidate Jair Bolsonaro, known as “Brazil’s Donald Trump”, in a blatant bid to aid their favored globalist candidate Geraldo Alckmin, who is known as “Brazil’s Hillary Clinton”.   […]

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Just months after providing the brutal Chinese communistic regime with a “censorship tool” intended to keep that nations nearly 1.4 billion citizens as “subject slaves”, the American-based social media giant Facebook has agreed to aid Pakistan in finding secret Christians—thousands of whom could then be put death for blasphemy against that nations Muslim faith. […]