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Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.

As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]

The ADL has just declared the popular cat meme "Hitler Cat" is racist and must be removed from the net. The meme, which is often seen in uploaded images of cats with Hitler-like mustaches in silly positions or with captions, is now alleged to be a "tacit homage to Adolf Hitler" and a "dog whistle" to "racist Trump supporters." […]

Key information in the article below that must be shared. Wikileaks is about to drop a bombshell. Our entire government for the last 15 years has been illegitimate. Bush stole the election from Gore using special software and this will be leaked. Also covered is smoking gun evidence against the Clinton foundation. […]

After much careful consideration, ultimately it was contrasting domestic policy positions and economic factors that have decided much of this endorsement. This has been a most historic year indeed, in terms of the gravity of the issues addressed, but the choice is now clear… […]

After angrily yelling at supporters in a labor union, blaming them for her woeful drop in the polls and asking why she is not 50 points ahead, Dem strategists hope to redeem themselves by making her look more presidential, competent, mammalian and hopefully, less odious. On a serious note, this does lend credence to reports that after a town hall with Matt Laur, she exploded afterwards and went after her staff, going into a tantrum, blaming them and calling DNC Chair Donna Brazille a "brown cow" who "stared at the wall like a brain dead buffalo." […]

“[Perhaps Western] intelligence elements are behind the attacks and the bombings, and later Muslim citizens are arrested and killed and simply accused of perpetrating [the attacks] in order to justify what is happening in the Arab countries in the name of the war on terror, and in order to justify the plan to persecute the Muslims in the U.S. and Europe and expel them? Have we really been deceived, and continue to be deceived, to such an extent?!” […]

"Mr Assange’s situation which is tantamount to a prisoner being detained indefinitely but without a prisoner’s normal physical health care and effectively in isolation… The harmful psychological and physical effects of indefinite detention include:  Severe and chronic anxiety and dread, Pathological levels of stress that have damaging effects on the core physiologic functions of the immune and cardiovascular systems, as well on the central nervous system, Depression and suicide, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Enduring personality changes and permanent estrangement from family and community that compromises and hope of the detainee regaining a normal life following release…" […]

30 pieces of silver in hand is better than the mere promise of them, but we all know the dubious reward that it brought one certain individual. It’s as if Bernie Sanders, like Judas, gave Seth Rich and Shawn Lucas their last kiss before betraying them to the George Soros “Caiaphas,” and surrendered their souls to Hillary’s doomed campaign. Five DNC heads were fired over the rigging of the primary. There is an ongoing class action lawsuit against the DNC for fraud. Trump didn’t steal my vote. Hillary did. We know a lot of awful things about Trump, but we do know he doesn’t have a “Clinton mafia,” to use Colin Powell’s own words. Sanders is spitting on Shawn Lucas and Seth Rich’s grave. […]

Clinton suck up Jeff Weaver joins Sanders "Our Revolution" campaign, all 13 members revolt, massive friction. Giant vagina Bernie Sanders feels the burn. Our decisions when it comes to politics rely on primal emotions rather than reason, so we are now seeing Americans manipulated by the two deadliest emotions we're vulnerable to, hate and fear. As "Vagina Bern" Sanders creates a new "Trump terror" campaign to conceal Hillary's corruption scandals he is willfully creating a fear-based narrative to prevent voters from making an informed decision. […]

Group conformity experiments have long revealed it, but now science confirms a strong correlation between an over-use of the term “conspiracy theorist” and “neurotic, ignorant assholes.” Scientists at Stanford University noted that:

“We’ve found most people don’t live in a binary world so when someone mocks your capacity for critical thinking, it’s not a plus for the antagonizing speaker or writer. Why we find neurosis is because core elements in this behavior are distress and anxiety. Most people don’t need their personal reality seconded, or usually humored, by everyone they see.” […]

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]

Hillary faints after leaving 9/11 ceremony early. First wobbly, she collapses and is literally dragged unconscious into the van, actually losing a shoe. […]

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]