US Issues Pacific Ocean War Warning After USS John S. McCain Attack Ready To Be Blamed On Russia

Cloak and Dagger

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]

Local Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper’s Lead When Voting

Hillary Clinton

Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary Clinton because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler." Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma is still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart." […]

Leftist Wackos In America Cheer Court Rulings Making Them Dependent On Russia

Sorcha Faal

A stunning new Ministry of Energy (MINENERGO) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that American leftist-socialists living in their nation’s New England Region, having a population of nearly 15 million people, have obviously become “wackos” [стукнутый]—as evidenced by their celebrating this past week two court rulings crippling their ability to heat their homes, power their electric cars or sustain their industries—the first ruling being one that brought about the end of the Northern Pass, a $1.6 billion hydropower project that would have run 192-miles through New Hampshire into Canada—and the second one that threw out a federal permit for the 600-mile Atlantic Coast Pipeline which would have supplied them with American natural gas—rulings that couldn’t have come at a worse time following the permanent closure of the Pilgrim Nuclear Power Station in Massachusetts on 31 May 2019—and the US government warning that by the winter of 2024-2025, “rolling blackouts” will blanket this entire region—thus meaning, the only hope they have of keeping their homes heated is for Russia to supply them with natural gas, as happened this past winter to keep them all from freezing.  […]

Hillary Clinton Health Cover-up Consumes US Media Giants, Puts Debates In Doubt

Hillary Clinton

There is “intense debate” among top US media giants and White House staffers on how best to conceal from the American public the colostomy bag worn by Hillary Clinton since, at least, 2011 when she secretly sought out a drug to treat Parkinson disease, and that many believe led to her 2012 fall that caused her aides to reach out to the National Football League (NFL) for advice on how best to treat her “cracked head.” […]

US, UK Prepare For National Emergency Declarations After French Assassination Attempt of Top Protest Leader

Sorcha Faal

President Donald Trump is preparing to declare a national emergency to stop the invasion of illegal migrants flooding into America, and Prime Minister Theresa May is preparing to declare a national emergency and impose martial law as Britain prepares to leave the European Union—both of which follow the wake of the French government shockingly targeting for death top Yellow Vest protest leader Jerome Rodrigues, who though surviving this assassination attempt, is now reported to be “disabled for life”.   […]

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Nothing Will Ever Be The Same After New Age Of Heroes Arises With Coronavirus

by Sorcha Faal in Sister Ciara

A determination to be made in a world today where “the villain has arrived while the hero is evolving”—and with YOU hopefully knowing that “these villains who have now arrived at what they’re ever going to be, which is their greatest flaw”—are opposed to the “heroes who evolve and are open to change and growth”—and is exactly as the greatest director who ever lived Akira Kurosawa masterfully displayed in every film he ever made. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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