Month: October 2016

Hillary Clinton

Wikileaks Under “Dire Threat” Over Proof Hillary Clinton Destroyed Eye Doctor To Hide Brain Trauma

October 7, 2016 Sorcha Faal

A stunning new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that Wikileaks abrupt cancelling of their planned “October Surprise” release of Hillary Clinton emails relating to her currently existing brain trauma was due to their receiving a “dire threat” that should they do so, all top officials of this whistle blowing organization would be charged with major crimes in the United States and be swiftly extradited there by the European Union. […]

Donald Trump

Putin Stole My Dildo

October 7, 2016 Independent Press

When a pathological liar like Hillary calls anyone dishonest he is assumed honest by default. It is the boy who cried wolf effect. If her mouth is open, she is lying, and even if she is talking in her sleep she doesn't take a break. It wouldn't even help if you sewed her mouth shut, she would carry a white board and learn sign language to lie some more. Maybe Ben Carson or Jesse Jackson, who praised him for a lifetime of minority outreach and support, are both in the KKK as Hillary implies, I don't know, but it's great to see the Klan's black outreach program is working like a charm! […]

Donald Trump

Why Voting Against Hillary is a Moral Imperative for Berniecrats

October 4, 2016 Independent Press

The lesser evil, in the face of an ADMITTED election fraud perpetrated by the DNC and Hillary Clinton, is clearly Donald Trump. Simply put, staying Democrat means you have no say in the election. Sad to say, I would have a vote in the GOP primaries but never in the DNC's. Thus, the DNC primary rigging was an assault and denial of the voting rights of ALL Americans, not just African-Americans. The role of Bernie Sanders in the Civil Rights movements of the 60s, and the right of African-Americans to vote, has seen his moral compass flip 180 degrees for the sake of self-interest and political expediency. Like the DNC betrayed him, he turned around and betrayed us. The DNC wanted to force our vote, they have succeeded, it is forced against our wishes as former Democrats, for Trump now. […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Breaks Local Venue Attendance Record

October 2, 2016 Independent Press

Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.

As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]