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Sanders Backs HRC Election Fraud Win, Claims Moral High Ground

30 pieces of silver in hand is better than the mere promise of them, but we all know the dubious reward that it brought one certain individual. It’s as if Bernie Sanders, like Judas, gave Seth Rich and Shawn Lucas their last kiss before betraying them to the George Soros “Caiaphas,” and surrendered their souls to Hillary’s doomed campaign. Five DNC heads were fired over the rigging of the primary. There is an ongoing class action lawsuit against the DNC for fraud. Trump didn’t steal my vote. Hillary did. We know a lot of awful things about Trump, but we do know he doesn’t have a “Clinton mafia,” to use Colin Powell’s own words. Sanders is spitting on Shawn Lucas and Seth Rich’s grave. […]

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Bernie “Rug Bern” Sanders and a Fear-Based Narrative

Clinton suck up Jeff Weaver joins Sanders "Our Revolution" campaign, all 13 members revolt, massive friction. Giant vagina Bernie Sanders feels the burn. Our decisions when it comes to politics rely on primal emotions rather than reason, so we are now seeing Americans manipulated by the two deadliest emotions we're vulnerable to, hate and fear. As "Vagina Bern" Sanders creates a new "Trump terror" campaign to conceal Hillary's corruption scandals he is willfully creating a fear-based narrative to prevent voters from making an informed decision. […]

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Study: Use of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist” Higher in Ignorant Assholes

Group conformity experiments have long revealed it, but now science confirms a strong correlation between an over-use of the term “conspiracy theorist” and “neurotic, ignorant assholes.” Scientists at Stanford University noted that:

“We’ve found most people don’t live in a binary world so when someone mocks your capacity for critical thinking, it’s not a plus for the antagonizing speaker or writer. Why we find neurosis is because core elements in this behavior are distress and anxiety. Most people don’t need their personal reality seconded, or usually humored, by everyone they see.” […]

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Jeff Bezos Accidentally Swallows Hillary’s Sputum, Enters Demonic Portal

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]

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Hillary Regrets “basket of deplorables” Comment, Meant to Call Americans “basketcase peasant cocksuckers”

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]

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Why Washington Post Wants Email Scandal Silenced

“…Bezos has enjoyed friendly ties with both the Obama administration and the CIA. As Michael Oman-Reagan notes, Amazon was awarded a $16.5 million contract with the State Department the last year Clinton ran it. Amazon also has over $600 million in contracts with the Central Intelligence Agency, an organization Sanders said he wanted to abolish in 1974, and still says he “had a lot of problems with.”

Billionaires love to launder their money. Jeff Bezos, for instance, owns Amazon and the Washington Post.

So the question is, how much did Bezos give the Clinton Foundation for access, for these lucrative CIA contracts that could only be awarded by Hillary? […]

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VL: Pentagon’s Missing 6 Trillion Dollars Laundered Through Clinton Foundation

“In conclusion, the FBI is experiencing a crisis never seen in its long history. They want Lynch prosecuted and Comey removed. Many plan to quit if nothing is done and you can expect 30% of the FBI to quit if Hillary gets elected… Netanyahu is in cahoots with Soros, according to our insiders.  This does not mean the people of Israel are evil. The Likud party is.  Netanyahu is. The FBI knows this plan is a power move to rule the world and is being actively built via central banks and media. [Soros backed TPP] The FBI is aware that Netanyahu and Soros are in on this, as are the Clintons.  The FBI also has proof the Clinton Foundation was used to launder stolen money from Pentagon." […]

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Hillary Boasts Kissenger Backing, “Satan support and coveted herpes diagnosis.”

Fresh on the heels of a Henry Kissinger endorsement, recognized and wanted as a war criminal in several countries he can no longer step foot in, Hillary proudly announces a ringing endorsement from Satan, the Prince of Darkness. "This is kind of a no brainer," chirped a proud Satan. "She's been Employee of the Month for 46 months straight. From Iraq to Syria, Gaza to Afghanistan, you name it, there is no end to the dead children she's delivered me in her quest to end her life as US President. To her I say 'well done, my good and faithful servant.'  Now come, it is time to go home." […]

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Washington Post: “Leave Hillary alone!”

Chris Cillizza makes a poignant plea after serious concerns over Clinton's health pop up around the world. Fine. Let's get back to the pay-for-play then? Pending perjury impeachment? But wait! It was Clinton herself who used her concussion, and the subsequent brain damage, to excuse events she couldn't remember in an FBI interview of July of 2016.

Speaking of medical intervention, Chris, your cognitive dissonance also requires immediate professional attention. Please step away from the keyboard, and pick up that phone RIGHT NOW. Operators are standing by at 1 800 GET CLUE. […]

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China Enraged After Obama Orders SpaceX Rocket Destroyed

China became so “enraged” at President Obama’s ordering the destruction of a SpaceX rocket in Florida on Thursday (1 September) they refused to greet him as a visiting head-of-state upon his arrival at Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport (HGH) forcing America’s leader to “go out of the ass” of Air Force One and one Chinese official accosting his top National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, and screaming at her “this is our country, our airport.” As to why President Obama was treated so “shamefully/dishonorably” by the Chinese, this report explains, was due to the United States “deliberate and calculated” military interference of a “legitimate” international business “transaction/sale deal” between China and an Israeli company named Spacecom. […]

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Putin Asks Obama Why US Media Shutdown Trump At Black Church, Gets No Reply

This report concludes by noting that after President Obama refused to answer President Putin’s question as to why Donald Trump was being censored in the American press, one of the Obama regimes “official mouthpiece” propaganda media outlets, The Washington Post” immediately ran a “typical hit article” titled Intelligence Community Investigating Covert Russian Influence Operations In The United States—and that MoFA analysts countered by stating: “Though the United States is using the Soviet communist rule book on how to fabricate elections using mass media propaganda, at least when we used it we got it right”. […]

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Media Forgets Hillary’s Unaccountability Means She Can Hang Them, Too

This may be the one chance they get to stop this.

There is a consistent pattern where those who help despots into power eventually pay dearly for it. With Hitler, we saw the "Night of the Long Knives" where he killed all potential threats to his leadership once he was in a position of power to do so. Hitler's first target, even before that night, was the press. Right now, Hillary's supporters are being paid well to write favorably on her behalf, but eventually, they will write favorably, or else. […]

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US Congress To Begin Immediate Impeachment Of Hillary Clinton If She Wins

According to this report, the entire Federation executive (government) became alarmed on Wednesday (31 August) when Hillary Clinton vowed to escalate “normal intelligence tradecraft” (spying) against the United States as an act of war she would respond to with the full might and power of America’s formidable military—particularly against Russia and China.

Immediately following Hillary Clinton’s threat, this report continues, on Thursday (1 September), Minister Lavrov “telephonically” (phone call) discussed this grave matter with Secretary Kerry wherein the US Congress’s “reaction/plan” against this warmonger (and should she be elected) was outlined. […]

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Local Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper’s Lead When Voting

Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary Clinton because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler." Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma is still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart." […]