Bill Hicks Honors Marketers

Gratuitous Impiety

"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising…kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself…borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something…rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence." […]

Trump Links Democrats To Communist China—Warns He Has “Hair Trigger” And “China Will Pay Big Price”

Sorcha Faal

A strategic military focused new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today examining just released findings compiled by the Ministry of Defense (MoD), says the probing of Russian Federation air defenses over this past week by 41 foreign spy planes and 3 drones is linked to the mysterious flooding into the world’s seas of hundreds of US military deployed Liquid Robotics Wave Glider drones, which are uncrewed watercraft designed to self-deploy over thousands of miles and carry a small payload—one of which has washed up on a beach in Scotland and has yet to be reclaimed—that strongly suggest these military water drones are being operated by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). […]

Hillary Clinton Scheme To Upend 2020 Presidential Election Warned Doomed By Iran Coronavirus Vote

Sorcha Faal

An insightful new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today commenting on the 20 February war game exercise held at United States Strategic Command Headquarters in Omaha-Nebraska where Defense Secretary Mark Esper ordered nuclear weapon strikes on Russia, says Federation Council Member Sergei Tsekov was correct in calling the organizers and participants of this war exercise “sick people”—which they would have to be in even contemplating a nuclear war that would annihilate our planet—but whose truer purpose for this latest “See how tough we are on Russia!” charade must be viewed in the light of this war exercise coming within days of the latest Russian election interference fairy tale that’s so absurd even the fake news network CNN has now discredited it as being false—but whose real purpose behind this latest lie could be seen in the leftist Washington Post headline “Bernie Sanders Briefed By U.S. Officials That Russia Is Trying To Help His Presidential Campaign”—a lying headline appearing just hours prior to the socialist Democrat Party Nevada Caucus vote on 22 February meant to damage Sanders—which spectacularly failed when Sanders eviscerated the conventional wisdom about why he can’t win after he wiped out all of his opponents in this caucus vote—a stunning win now being followed with the news that Hillary Clinton is conspiring with multi-billionaire Michael “Mini Mike” Bloomberg to steal the Democratic presidential nomination away from Sanders so she can run for a second time against President Donald Trump—a plot, however, that’s doomed to failure because the 2020 presidential election season in America comes right in the midst of their common cold virus season that starts in late August-2020 and will continue into early April-2021 when this contest will long be over—with the significance this time around being that common cold coronavirus striking the US will be the deadly COVID-19—whose spread of throughout the US computer scientists have now predicted will be 100% by the 2020 presidential election season—and whose consequence of a COVID-19 infected nation conducting a nationwide vote of its citizens was just displayed in Iran—where yesterday Iran’s conservatives claimed victory in a general election marked by the lowest turnout since the 1979 Islamic Revolution seeing a participation rate of only 42.6 percent—a result not surprising at all to anyone who has read the American scientific study published in 1949 titled “The Influence of Liberalism and Conservatism on Voting Behavior”—wherein this study documents how conservatives allow virtually nothing to impede them from voting—as opposed to liberals who value their personal safety and well being more than any national issue affecting them.  […]

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Trump Readies Emergency Mission To Save Big Chunk Of Democratic Electorate Shot Into Space

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today continuing to note events occurring at the Munich Security Conference, says the warning issued by Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov that the United States is paving the way for the deployment of intermediate and short-range nuclear missiles in Europe and Asia—feared nuclear missiles Russia is prepared to start producing in six months, depending on US steps—has been slightly mitigated due to Lavrov’s meeting with US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on the sidelines of this conference that pointed to signs indicating that the US is moving towards a more constructive approach to strategic stability issues, as well as this conference dropping its Russophobic bias to plunge into an anti-Chinese one—a mitigation, however, that continues slamming into Western insanity, instability and incoherence making future moves towards global peace and security uncertain—some of whose latest examples of include Queen Elizabeth II acknowledging that the British persecution of Wikileaks leader Julian Assange is a political matter she won’t interfere with—who was followed by noted British scientist Richard Dawkins shockingly declaring that the 20th Century satanic practice of eugenics used by the Americans and Nazi Germany to exterminate unwanted peoples in their societies “would work for humans”—a shock declaration of outright genocide being supported by top Democrat Party presidential candidate Michael “Mini Mike” Bloomberg demonically saying that if senior citizens in America show up at hospitals seeking treatment for cancer “We Should Say We Can’t Do Anything”—a lack of humanity being shown to these elderly peoples coming at the same time these vile socialist Democrats are protecting the very criminals who prey on the weakest members of society—best exampled this past week when career New York City criminal Charles Barry was set free without bail after his 139th arrest and gleefully told the press: “I’m famous!…I take $200, $300 a day of your money, cracker!…You can’t stop me!…Bail reform, it’s lit!…It’s the Democrats!…The Democrats know me and the Republicans fear me…It’s a great thing…It’s a beautiful thing”—a sentiment apparently not being shared by the leftist New York Times, who just warned these insane Democrats that they “might as well shoot a big chunk of the Democratic electorate into space and hand Mr. Trump his re-election”—is the same President Trump these deranged socialists actually made a part of a horror television shows when he was first elected—but whose grotesque caricature of stands opposed to an interview Trump gave in 1980 proving he’s same person now as he was 40-years ago—a fact known to the hundreds-of-thousands of Americans wowed yesterday when Trump had his Air Force One swoop over these cheering crowds at the Daytona Speedway as part of the celebration of his being the first American leader in history to be named the Grand Marshal of this globally viewed motor car race—and one can only hope will mount an emergency mission and use his new Space Force to save those helpless Americans shot into space by their own Democrat Party.  […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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