Month: June 2018

“I believe nobody here is buying what you are selling. I believe there was/is a serious effort on the part of people more senior than you to remove Mr Trump from office out of fear of what this Administration may uncover. I believe you are being dishonest in your answers and frankly shocked you agreed to come here today. I believe everyone on this panel (minus those from the other side of the aisle) knew exactly what your answers would be and if you think we are going to sit here and accept these answers you would be a foolish. We are also following the facts and once we uncover more (which we will) we will act accordingly. I’m glad you retained counsel – you’ll need one and hopefully they are very good.” […]

Though the White House is unable to say whether President Trump believes in aliens, this report continues, MoD analysts have noted that at the same time the US Army, this past December, began training nearly all of its combat forces to fight in large-scale subterranean facilities, thePentagon then stunningly admitted that it has been running a secret UFO investigation—and that was followed by a mysterious proliferation on the internet of US Department of Defense authenticated videos showing US military fighter aircraft encounters with UFOs. […]

The old regime in the U.S. and Europe is collapsing in a way that is now becoming obvious even to the most brainwashed and illiterate Westerners.  This collapse ultimately stems from the social instability cause by extreme concentration of wealth in the hands of a very small clique of closely interbred oligarchs now known as the Khazarian mafia.  Fortunately, a revolution has begun that will soon liberate the West, and the rest of humanity, from these self-appointed, war-loving social engineers. […]

As President Donald Trump continues amassing political power and military forces for his planned invasion of the United Mexican States, a new Security Council (SC) circulating in the Kremlin today says that the feared fascist-socialist soon-to-be Mexican president Andrés Manuel López Obrador (known as AMLO and “The Tropical Messiah”) is now threatening to flood America with tens-of-millions of refugees he vows to help aid in traveling there and claims have a “human right” to overrun the US—and whose “wall of humanity” soon to be surging towards the United States southern border will now include millions of peoples from the largest Central American nation of the Republic of Nicaragua that’s fast plunging towards the abyss—and all of which has seen Canada preparing to arm itself with nuclear weapons to protect itself against a United States it’s now labeled as a “failed state” and says must be invaded. […]

A gravely worded new Security Council (SC) circulating in the Kremlin today outlining the agenda for the talks this coming week between President Putin and US National Security Advisor John Bolton states that “of most serious concern” to the Russian Federation is the United States planned invasion of Mexico that the US Congress, two days ago, quietly approved $82 billion to begin the combat preparations for—with  Security Council Member, and Chairwoman of the Council of Federation, Valentina Matviyenko further noting that the American people appear to be “mentally blinded/clueless” to the war propaganda techniques being poured onto them designed to whip them into a war frenzy prior to this invasion by splitting their left-right political factions—and as the US had effectively done in the months leading up to World War II to gain their citizens support to declare war on Nazi Germany.  […]

“Get a load of my friend here. He showed his dream girl scans of his brain damage to try and impress her!” The waiter burst into laughter. “She call you back?” the waiter added. “She show you her mammogram?” asked David. […]

Attack Trump supporters! Brilliant! Worked great with Hillary! […]

In yet another example proving that America is becoming more of an insane asylum than a functioning country, a new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that a massive manhunt is now underway in the United States for a young man named Shawn Christy after he vowed to put a bullet in the head of President Trump and threatened “full lethal force” against anyone who tries to arrest him—and who is the past lover of a US Justice Department tech worker named Allison Hrabar who herself has just accosted Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen —and whose Democratic Socialists of America organization Hrabar belongs to is further vowing to target more Trump officials—with Hrabar further being revealed to have, in 2016, visited the Embassy of the Russian Federation in Washington D.C. where she declared her willingness to become a spy for the KGB—but with her not knowing that this former Soviet communist intelligence agency no longer existed. […]

“I feel like the bottom has to fall out at some point. And by the way, I’m hoping for it,” Maher commented last week. “Because I think one way you get rid of Trump is a crashing economy. So please, bring on the recession … Sorry if that hurts people, but it’s either root for a recession or you lose your democracy.” […]

The United States Nuclear Risk Reduction Center(NRRC) notifying the Russian Navy that “combat operations” are предстоящий (impending, close at hand, near, fast approaching, coming, forthcoming) in the high seas off both the Eastern and Western coasts of the United States of Mexico—thus confirming the MoD’s 2 June assessment that the US is preparing to invade their southern neighbor—and that since has been further confirmed by the US Navy rapidly returning to port to take part in this invasion 5 of its most powerful Carrier Strike Groups—and whose aircraft carriers include CVN-71 USS Theodore Roosevelt that docked in San Diego on 7 May—CVN-78 USS Gerald R. Ford that docked in Norfolk on 9 June—CVN-77 USS George H.W. Bush that docked in Norfolk on 13 June—CVN-72 USS Abraham Lincoln that docked in Norfolk on 14 June—and CVN-74 USS John C. Stennis that docked in San Diego on 18 June.   […]

Abdul Smegma, a notorious London acid attacker wanted for permanently disfiguring the faces of at least twenty women, announced in a Skype video today that despite Kathy Griffin’s innately offensive nature and blasphemous imbecility, he would not splash acid on her face because “it’s just so damned hideous that burning the fugly off her mug would be an improvement, thus defeating the purpose of such an attack.” […]

Will she be indicted? And will this lead to BHO being indicted? […]

Language is perhaps the most important device we have for creating reality, and just as George Orwell knew, the more linguistically vague, simplistic, ambiguous and nondescript the language, the more room there is to shape perception. This is called Newspeak, and in the case of the ‘Evil Cabal,’ the term fails to fully describe our complex world, but succeeds tremendously in maintaining the prison of fear that actually inhibits freedom. […]