JAG

SPLC Declares Hitler Cat Racist!

The ADL has just declared the popular cat meme "Hitler Cat" is racist and must be removed from the net. The meme, which is often seen in uploaded images of cats with Hitler-like mustaches in silly positions or with captions, is now alleged to be a "tacit homage to Adolf Hitler" and a "dog whistle" to "racist Trump supporters." […]

Hillary Clinton

Angry Hillary Studying Chevy Chase Pratfalls for Debate

After angrily yelling at supporters in a labor union, blaming them for her woeful drop in the polls and asking why she is not 50 points ahead, Dem strategists hope to redeem themselves by making her look more presidential, competent, mammalian and hopefully, less odious. On a serious note, this does lend credence to reports that after a town hall with Matt Laur, she exploded afterwards and went after her staff, going into a tantrum, blaming them and calling DNC Chair Donna Brazille a "brown cow" who "stared at the wall like a brain dead buffalo." […]

Independent Press

Egyptians Break Silence: ISIS, 9/11 Created To Justify War On Terror

“[Perhaps Western] intelligence elements are behind the attacks and the bombings, and later Muslim citizens are arrested and killed and simply accused of perpetrating [the attacks] in order to justify what is happening in the Arab countries in the name of the war on terror, and in order to justify the plan to persecute the Muslims in the U.S. and Europe and expel them? Have we really been deceived, and continue to be deceived, to such an extent?!” […]

Investigations

Julian Assange Has Paid a Devastating Price

"Mr Assange’s situation which is tantamount to a prisoner being detained indefinitely but without a prisoner’s normal physical health care and effectively in isolation… The harmful psychological and physical effects of indefinite detention include:  Severe and chronic anxiety and dread, Pathological levels of stress that have damaging effects on the core physiologic functions of the immune and cardiovascular systems, as well on the central nervous system, Depression and suicide, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Enduring personality changes and permanent estrangement from family and community that compromises and hope of the detainee regaining a normal life following release…" […]

Hillary Clinton

Sanders Backs HRC Election Fraud Win, Claims Moral High Ground

30 pieces of silver in hand is better than the mere promise of them, but we all know the dubious reward that it brought one certain individual. It’s as if Bernie Sanders, like Judas, gave Seth Rich and Shawn Lucas their last kiss before betraying them to the George Soros “Caiaphas,” and surrendered their souls to Hillary’s doomed campaign. Five DNC heads were fired over the rigging of the primary. There is an ongoing class action lawsuit against the DNC for fraud. Trump didn’t steal my vote. Hillary did. We know a lot of awful things about Trump, but we do know he doesn’t have a “Clinton mafia,” to use Colin Powell’s own words. Sanders is spitting on Shawn Lucas and Seth Rich’s grave. […]

Hillary Clinton

Bernie “Rug Bern” Sanders and a Fear-Based Narrative

Clinton suck up Jeff Weaver joins Sanders "Our Revolution" campaign, all 13 members revolt, massive friction. Giant vagina Bernie Sanders feels the burn. Our decisions when it comes to politics rely on primal emotions rather than reason, so we are now seeing Americans manipulated by the two deadliest emotions we're vulnerable to, hate and fear. As "Vagina Bern" Sanders creates a new "Trump terror" campaign to conceal Hillary's corruption scandals he is willfully creating a fear-based narrative to prevent voters from making an informed decision. […]

JAG

Study: Use of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist” Higher in Ignorant Assholes

Group conformity experiments have long revealed it, but now science confirms a strong correlation between an over-use of the term “conspiracy theorist” and “neurotic, ignorant assholes.” Scientists at Stanford University noted that:

“We’ve found most people don’t live in a binary world so when someone mocks your capacity for critical thinking, it’s not a plus for the antagonizing speaker or writer. Why we find neurosis is because core elements in this behavior are distress and anxiety. Most people don’t need their personal reality seconded, or usually humored, by everyone they see.” […]

Hillary Clinton

Jeff Bezos Accidentally Swallows Hillary’s Sputum, Enters Demonic Portal

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year. […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Regrets “basket of deplorables” Comment, Meant to Call Americans “basketcase peasant cocksuckers”

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]

Hillary Clinton

Why Washington Post Wants Email Scandal Silenced

“…Bezos has enjoyed friendly ties with both the Obama administration and the CIA. As Michael Oman-Reagan notes, Amazon was awarded a $16.5 million contract with the State Department the last year Clinton ran it. Amazon also has over $600 million in contracts with the Central Intelligence Agency, an organization Sanders said he wanted to abolish in 1974, and still says he “had a lot of problems with.”

Billionaires love to launder their money. Jeff Bezos, for instance, owns Amazon and the Washington Post.

So the question is, how much did Bezos give the Clinton Foundation for access, for these lucrative CIA contracts that could only be awarded by Hillary? […]

Hillary Clinton

VL: Pentagon’s Missing 6 Trillion Dollars Laundered Through Clinton Foundation

“In conclusion, the FBI is experiencing a crisis never seen in its long history. They want Lynch prosecuted and Comey removed. Many plan to quit if nothing is done and you can expect 30% of the FBI to quit if Hillary gets elected… Netanyahu is in cahoots with Soros, according to our insiders.  This does not mean the people of Israel are evil. The Likud party is.  Netanyahu is. The FBI knows this plan is a power move to rule the world and is being actively built via central banks and media. [Soros backed TPP] The FBI is aware that Netanyahu and Soros are in on this, as are the Clintons.  The FBI also has proof the Clinton Foundation was used to launder stolen money from Pentagon." […]

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Boasts Kissenger Backing, “Satan support and coveted herpes diagnosis.”

Fresh on the heels of a Henry Kissinger endorsement, recognized and wanted as a war criminal in several countries he can no longer step foot in, Hillary proudly announces a ringing endorsement from Satan, the Prince of Darkness. "This is kind of a no brainer," chirped a proud Satan. "She's been Employee of the Month for 46 months straight. From Iraq to Syria, Gaza to Afghanistan, you name it, there is no end to the dead children she's delivered me in her quest to end her life as US President. To her I say 'well done, my good and faithful servant.'  Now come, it is time to go home." […]

Hillary Clinton

Washington Post: “Leave Hillary alone!”

Chris Cillizza makes a poignant plea after serious concerns over Clinton's health pop up around the world. Fine. Let's get back to the pay-for-play then? Pending perjury impeachment? But wait! It was Clinton herself who used her concussion, and the subsequent brain damage, to excuse events she couldn't remember in an FBI interview of July of 2016.

Speaking of medical intervention, Chris, your cognitive dissonance also requires immediate professional attention. Please step away from the keyboard, and pick up that phone RIGHT NOW. Operators are standing by at 1 800 GET CLUE. […]