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China Enraged After Obama Orders SpaceX Rocket Destroyed

China became so “enraged” at President Obama’s ordering the destruction of a SpaceX rocket in Florida on Thursday (1 September) they refused to greet him as a visiting head-of-state upon his arrival at Hangzhou Xiaoshan International Airport (HGH) forcing America’s leader to “go out of the ass” of Air Force One and one Chinese official accosting his top National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, and screaming at her “this is our country, our airport.” As to why President Obama was treated so “shamefully/dishonorably” by the Chinese, this report explains, was due to the United States “deliberate and calculated” military interference of a “legitimate” international business “transaction/sale deal” between China and an Israeli company named Spacecom. […]

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Putin Asks Obama Why US Media Shutdown Trump At Black Church, Gets No Reply

This report concludes by noting that after President Obama refused to answer President Putin’s question as to why Donald Trump was being censored in the American press, one of the Obama regimes “official mouthpiece” propaganda media outlets, The Washington Post” immediately ran a “typical hit article” titled Intelligence Community Investigating Covert Russian Influence Operations In The United States—and that MoFA analysts countered by stating: “Though the United States is using the Soviet communist rule book on how to fabricate elections using mass media propaganda, at least when we used it we got it right”. […]

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Media Forgets Hillary’s Unaccountability Means She Can Hang Them, Too

This may be the one chance they get to stop this.

There is a consistent pattern where those who help despots into power eventually pay dearly for it. With Hitler, we saw the "Night of the Long Knives" where he killed all potential threats to his leadership once he was in a position of power to do so. Hitler's first target, even before that night, was the press. Right now, Hillary's supporters are being paid well to write favorably on her behalf, but eventually, they will write favorably, or else. […]

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US Congress To Begin Immediate Impeachment Of Hillary Clinton If She Wins

According to this report, the entire Federation executive (government) became alarmed on Wednesday (31 August) when Hillary Clinton vowed to escalate “normal intelligence tradecraft” (spying) against the United States as an act of war she would respond to with the full might and power of America’s formidable military—particularly against Russia and China.

Immediately following Hillary Clinton’s threat, this report continues, on Thursday (1 September), Minister Lavrov “telephonically” (phone call) discussed this grave matter with Secretary Kerry wherein the US Congress’s “reaction/plan” against this warmonger (and should she be elected) was outlined. […]

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Local Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper’s Lead When Voting

Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary Clinton because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler." Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma is still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart." […]

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Report: Russia May Have All Hillary Clinton Phone Calls

What Ivanov was advocating, these reports continue, were that these “vital state captures” remain “hidden/secreted” by the SVR as they were invaluable for “future use/construction” (blackmail?), while Vaino advocated letting the Obama regime know the full extent of them as a means to prevent a global war he fears would destroy the “collective consciousness” of our planet. […]