A tersely worded new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today appearing to confirm that the current American hysteria campaign against their “enemy-of-the-moment” has caused this once normal nation to erupt into a full-blown pandemic of “Putin Derangement Syndrome”, states that 13,000 elite combat troops belonging to the Army of the Eastern Military District have just been mobilized to repel attacks on military facilities, in particular checkpoints of military installations, depots with munitions and fuel and lubricant materials, administrative facilities, command posts, headquarters and machinery parks—a mobilization deemed vital to national security after President Donald Trump signed a document to rip to shreds the last remaining war prevention treaty existing between the United States and the Russian Federation—which was followed by two US B-52H Stratofortress strategic nuclear bombers carrying out a simulated bombing of the Russian Baltic Fleet’s base in the exclave of Kaliningrad—the same Kaliningrad region of Russia that the highly influential strategic think tank Jamestown Foundation this past week published a report about recommending that NATO invade this sovereign Russian territory—an invasion President Putin has previously questioned the sanity of by his asserting: “I think all sober-minded people who really are involved in politics understand that the idea of a Russian threat to, for example, the Baltics is complete madness.  Are we really about to fight NATO?  How many people are there in the NATO countries?  About 600 million, correct?  There are 146 million people in Russia.  Yes, we’re the biggest nuclear power.  But do you really think that we’re about to conquer the Baltics using nuclear weapons?  What is this madness?”  […]