Saudis Fund 20% of Hillary’s Campaign, Now We Know They Were Involved In 9/11

Hillary Clinton

Saudi ties to 9/11 detailed in documents suppressed since 2002. But at least she has acknowledged that Saudi Arabia funds terrorists, and scolded them for it, while still being bankrolled by them in this election. And at least we can trust her to keep her word on overturning Citizens United, a feat requiring a constitutional amendment the most untrusted and divisive politician in US history can be counted on to achieve. […]

Political Doublespeak Translator Pro

Gratuitous Impiety

Never be Fooled Again! Impious Political analysts use only the best software when it comes to researching politicians, and we’d like to take this opportunity to thank the programming team that made the PDT (Political Double-Speak Translator) possible. The Impious Digest’s Political Doublespeak Translator® is an open-source program designed to reveal the true intent and wording denied to constituents when addressed by politicians. It uses a special algorithm based on Newspeak principles defined in Orwell’s “1984”. […]

Celebrity Psycho Therapy

Gratuitous Impiety

My name is Dr. Hugh Janus and I am a psychologist. I have been commissioned to analyze the following celebrities with only their public behavior and writings to guide me through the twisted wreckage of their minds. Though some of the psychological terminology may seem obscure to the layman, this is written with the latter in mind. Some of the conditions the professional may recognize in the the DSM-V- TR (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) but a few new categories, terms and conditions have been added. […]

MI6 REPORT: ISIS and McCain Exchanged “Dirty Sanchez” for Fake Trump Dossier

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A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]

“Miracle Of Russia” Throws American And European Elites Into Total Panic

Sorcha Faal

A very interesting Ministry of Finance (MoF) report circulating in the Kremlin today is warning the Security Council (SC) to expect “swift retribution” from the West after the latest “Miracle of Russia” accomplishment of paying off the entire debt owed by the former Soviet Union is due to occur within 45 days—and that has thrown the entire elite structure of both the American’s and Western Europeans into “total panic” should their citizens discover what the Federations nationalistic monetary polices have been able to achieve. […]

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Deep State War: Astounding Trump Wins

by JAG in CIA

Why were the events in SA extraordinary? Who was arrested? What will bank records provide? List names, family history, investment/ownership stakes, and point-to-point contacts. EX: Alwaleed HUMA BO Citigroup US Control. Why is this relevant? House of Saud. House of Saud US Control. Follow the money. What power shift recently occurred? Was a new King appointed? Coincidence? Dark to LIGHT. Why is this relevant? One side of the triangle removed [1st time in history). Other sides falling.

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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