Creepy Porn Lawyer Returns From Emerald City To Save America

Sorcha Faal

The United States has finally become unmoored from reality and set sail upon the “Sea of Liberal Lunacy”—as evidenced by Democratic Party leftists there celebrating their nations 4th of July national Independence Day holiday by denouncing the First Amendment of their Constitution, one of their main publications publishing an article saying that the American Revolution was a mistake, one of their top 2020 presidential candidates butchering US history by comically claiming that “eight immigrants” signed the Declaration of Independence, and Facebook actually removing the Declaration of Independence from its site after they flagged it as “hate speech”—and whose “Captain of Communism” set to lead them on this journey is a man known as “Creepy Porn Lawyer” who has, obviously, just returned from the Land of Oz capitol of Emerald City with his afterwards declaring, on 4 July, that he now has the “brains, heart and courage” to be president—but with suspicions being raised that he, in fact, received them from the Wizard of Oz who had previously given a Scarecrow a “brain”, a Tin Man a “heart” and a Cowardly Lion “courage”, too.  […]

Green Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor Rockettes Instead

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Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a potential Superbowl half-time performance, the Packers were not concerned about audience disapproval, it seems, and have been training with the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes in NYC. […]

China In Full Meltdown After Children Infected With Mysterious Virus Fall To Knees Crying “Jesus Is Our Lord”

Sorcha Faal

A mind-blowing new Ministry of Health (MINZDRAV) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the handing over by China this morning a sample of the genome of the mysterious novel coronavirus 2019-nCoV to the medical-scientific team dispatched to the Russian Consulate General in the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou by Federal Medical-Biological Agency Director Veronika Skvortsova, astonishingly states that the tens-of-millions of Chinese citizens on lockdown to prevent the spread of this coronavirus isn’t at all what it appears to be—suspicions about which began to be raised this past week by Ministry doctor-scientists examining the R0 value (pronounced “R naught”) of this coronavirus—a mathematical term that indicates how contagious an infectious disease is, and is also referred to as the reproduction number, as an infection spreads to new people, it reproduces itself—and for this mysterious Chinese single-stranded RNA genome coronavirus sees its R0 value being somewhere around 1.5 to 3—which places its infectious rate at one near equal to the single-stranded RNA genome coronavirus known as the common cold that has an R0 value of between 2 and 3—thus causing a pivot to the mortality rate of this mysterious coronavirus to see if that could explain such a massive lockdown of people—but was quickly ruled out as this particular coronavirus has a relatively low mortality rate, and as of this date, only 106 people have died from a pool of 4,630 confirmed cases worldwide, and many of the casualties were older peoples having serious underlying medical conditions such as diabetes and heart disease—facts which then caused Ministry doctor-scientists to examine societal conditions in China in their search for greater understanding of what is really occurring—an examination that quickly discovered Chinese leaders have gone into full meltdown mode closing all of their nation’s movie theaters and all of its schools—places of mass concentrations of Chinese children, who upon the outbreak of this mysterious coronavirus, initial social media posts breaking through this nation’s internet “Bamboo Curtain” were said to be suddenly falling to their knees by the thousands and crying out “Jesus Is Our Lord” while seeing heavenly visions—an actual crime in a China that rips down posters of Jesus and replaces them with pictures of their President-For-Life Xi Jinping—that most incredibly, though, does provide a strong clue as to what may be actually occurring—as what is happening in China today has as its historical counterpart the events which occurred over 800-years-ago in Middle Age Europe during the 13th Century—where after a new non-segmented RNA virus the English peoples termed “mezils” began infecting children—tens-of-thousands of these children declared themselves “Warriors for Jesus” and began their ill-fated crusade marchs through Europe to the Holy Land to free it from the Muslims—thus giving a deeper and historic explanation to the word coronavirus itself—as it’s derived from the ancient Latin word “corona” meaning “Crown or Halo”.   […]

America Prepares For Civil War To Stop Democrats From Allowing Perverted Sex With Cows

Sorcha Faal

A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin stating that he’s prepared to act in accordance with good will to refrain from deploying nuclear capable ground-launched ballistic 9M729 cruise missiles in the European regions of Russian Federation territory, says stunningly this measure to preserve peace was met by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden declaring: “The biggest threat to America right now in terms of breaking up our security and our alliances is Russia”—a declaration Biden followed by exampling yet again how far his mind has deteriorated into dementia when he forget who he is running against by saying: “Four more years of George, uh, George, uh, gonna find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we’re gonna be in a different world”—and caused presidential spokesman Dmitry Peskov to reply directly to Biden saying: “We can only regret the fact that this is how total hatred for the Russian Federation is being promoted, that our country is portrayed as an enemy…This is not true”.

Total hatred exhibited by the socialist forces in America that have neglected to heed the warning given to them by President Theodore Roosevelt, who over a century ago told his nation: “To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society”—and by failing to heed are now pushing their nation to a brink of civil war so severe, top President Donald Trump religious advisor Frank Amedia is now warning his POTUS Shield Spiritual Warriors that unless socialist Democrats are defeated and destroyed, “they will unleash Marxist lawlessness animalism so somebody can even marry a cow and have perverse sex with them”. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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