If you're sick of seeing product placement in movies and television, you're about to get sicker. Now you'll have a mental association of a brand based on a film title alone. You wont have to see a film to visualize a product. Don't believe it? Behold...

One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver.

 

 

It is a little known fact that Adolf Hitler, when creating the German Christian Church, actually omitted the Old Testament and the writings of Paul. Pictured here is Reich Bishop Ludwig Müller, a revisionist whom tried to portray Jesus as Aryan and saw nothing but Jewish corruption in the bible itself. Without the Old Testament, however, you cannot appreciate the prophetic nature of many scriptures alluding to the life of Jesus. It makes one wonder if that is exactly why Hitler agreed with the idea. You may see the bible or variations of it from time to time, a smaller book that only has the New Testament. The prophecies, over thirty-five of them, are as follows:

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"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought into the bidding of the leaders. Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works in every country."

Nazi leader and war criminal Herman Goering, Hitler's Reichsmarschall, at the Nuremberg Trials

Inciting the Only Unforgivable Sin

When the work of Aleister Crowley, the most infamous Satanist of the 20th century, is the governing policy and spirit of a so-called "Christian" movement, you get what it is known as a Republican party. Here, now, the parallels between Neo-Con Christianity and Crowley's Book of the Law...

"You know what, I don't have any problem taking his head sticking it underwater and scaring the living daylights out of him and making him think we're drowning him, and I'm a Christian."

Sean Hannity, suggesting Christianity is compatible with torture. Apparently, he has forgotten Jesus Christ was tortured to death.

James P. Gray has been a trial judge in Orange County, California since 1983. Before becoming a judge, he served as a Volunteer in the Peace Corps in Costa Rica, a staff judge advocate and criminal defense attorney in the Navy JAG Corps, a federal prosecutor in Los Angeles, and a civil litigation attorney in a private law firm, in addition to being a Republican candidate for US Congress in 1998, and a Libertarian candidate for US Senate in 2004.

I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again.

In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again.

But oh my! had she just been a crack whore, or a barfly drunkard, we would have made it, I know I could have gathered the strength to keep us together! But no... She was one of them now. She was gone, gone now from the world of the good, or redeemable.