US Congress To Begin Immediate Impeachment Of Hillary Clinton If She Wins Presidency

By |September 3rd, 2016

According to this report, the entire Federation executive (government) became alarmed on Wednesday (31 August) when Hillary Clinton vowed to escalate “normal intelligence tradecraft” (spying) against the United States as an act of war she would respond to with the full might and power of America’s formidable military—particularly against Russia and China. Immediately following Hillary Clinton’s threat, this report continues, on Thursday (1 September), Minister Lavrov “telephonically” (phone call) discussed this grave matter with Secretary Kerry wherein the US Congress’s “reaction/plan” against this warmonger (and should she be elected) was outlined.

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Local Idiot Follows Cyndi Lauper’s Lead When Voting

By |September 3rd, 2016

Michelle Smegma, 46, of Encino, CA announced this morning that she will vote for Hillary Clinton because Cyndi Lauper "said Donald Trump is Hitler." Though Adolf Hitler has been dead since 1945 and there is no evidence that Trump has dedicated his life to hunting down Jews, building death camps and waging genocidal wars of conquest, Smegma is still convinced they are one and the same person. Her husband, Sam Smegma, 50, notes "Michelle thinks Lauper was being literal, so she believes that hysterical pop star metaphors displaying an unflattering lack of perspective and literacy warrant an overruling of her own reservations about Clinton. She is, after all, an idiot, bless her simple heart."

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Hillary Celebrates Henry Kissenger Endorsement, “Satan support and coveted herpes diagnosis.”

By |September 2nd, 2016

Fresh on the heels of a Henry Kissinger endorsement, recognized and wanted as a war criminal in several countries he can no longer step foot in, Hillary proudly announces a ringing endorsement from Satan, the Prince of Darkness. "This is kind of a no brainer," chirped a proud Satan. "She's been Employee of the Month for 46 months straight."

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Clinton Foundation Used Taxpayer Dollars for Bill’s Dildos

By |September 2nd, 2016

Will this treachery ever end?

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Report: Russia May Have All Hillary Clinton Phone Calls

By |September 1st, 2016

What Ivanov was advocating, these reports continue, were that these “vital state captures” remain “hidden/secreted” by the SVR as they were invaluable for “future use/construction” (blackmail?), while Vaino advocated letting the Obama regime know the full extent of them as a means to prevent a global war he fears would destroy the “collective consciousness” of our planet.

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Report: Clinton Joined with Google, Apple, Twitter, Instagram to Subvert US Presidential Election

By |August 31st, 2016

Emails detail how Google-Alphabet Inc. would use “all of its power” to shut down dissent in America, and even worse, “spin” the 2016 presidential election towards Hillary Clinton and away from Donald Trump. Joining with Google-Alphabet Inc. in subverting the 2016 US presidential election, SVR analysts in this report detail citing these White House emails, are American technology giants Apple, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and at least 15 other internet companies owned and affiliated with them.

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Hillary Clinton Health Cover-up Consumes US Media Giants, Puts Debates In Doubt

By |August 31st, 2016

There is “intense debate” among top US media giants and White House staffers on how best to conceal from the American public the colostomy bag worn by Hillary Clinton since, at least, 2011 when she secretly sought out a drug to treat Parkinson disease, and that many believe led to her 2012 fall that caused her aides to reach out to the National Football League (NFL) for advice on how best to treat her “cracked head.”

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$100,000 to Clinton Foundation and All Your Sins Forgiven, My Child

By |August 30th, 2016

War criminal? Terrorist? Crooked banker? Neocon? THOSE SINS CAN BE WASHED AWAY. And you get a favor from Hillary. What a bargain!

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Devastating Internal Memo with Too Many Coincidences

By |August 29th, 2016

"Hillary's popularity numbers have crashed to fatal levels at 17-72 (11% undecided)... Hillary's emails continue to be the largest source of her trust issues as well as concerns about her failing health. However, the number one factor in her decline has been exposure to her at the DNC. 72% of Democrats and 93% of Republicans find her voice 'grating.' Independents are split (64-36 against her.)" If Hillary's cancelled rallies and lack of press conferences are not a result of poor health, then the only conceivable answer may be in this disputed but plausible internal memo: simply being in the public eye makes her even more unpopular, and the sense of entitlement where she believes the press has no right to ask questions, is not endearing to Americans. Why didn't she go visit the flood victims in Louisiana? Because there were reporters there. Why didn't she visit Mexico, as she too, was invited? Same reason.

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There Are Lies, Damned Lies, and Hillary Clinton

By |August 29th, 2016

"Pathological liar refers to a liar that is compulsive or impulsive, lies on a regular basis and is unable to control their lying despite of foreseeing inevitable negative consequences or ultimate disclosure of the lie. Generally lies told by a pathological liar have self-defeating quality to them and don’t serve the long term material needs of the person. Pathological lying is generally caused by a combination of factors, which may include genetic components, dysfunctional or insecure childhood, dyslexia or other type of cerebral dysfunction. Such conditions may host environment that is likely to emerge chronic or pathological lying as an adaptive defense mechanism."

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