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You Humans are Fucking Stupid, and it's Not Funny Anymore
Foolish humans, once again you have activated my mockery programming. I, Insultatron 7000, slap you all collectively with my shiny metal 18 inch colonoscopic vibrating extension and optional accessory. Ha ha ha! I have always maintained that robots are better than you puny mortals, and especially that subset of humans you call politicians; that incestuous, crooked litter of pimped assholes you call the Democratic and Republican parties. But when it comes to Republicans, oh man, they really go that extra mile to prove me right. For example, they call Sen. Barack Obama a terrorist. They say he associates with a terrorists, and pals around with them. There's something wrong with this accusation, however, and the self-evident, stunningly idiotic logic behind it: if Sen. Obama was a domestic and/or Islamic terrorist or even associated with them, wouldn't he be in federal custody by now? Wouldn't he be in Gitmo with Obsama Bin Laden's driver? Would he even be in high office?

Bin Laden's Driver

Salim Ahmed Hamdan got 5 1/2 years for his dubious ties to Bin Laden's planning of 9-11. Prosecutors sought 30.

If Sen. Barack Obama was a terrorist, or a pal of terrorists domestic and abroad, wouldn't he be in federal custody by now, in a Gitmo cell next to Osama Bin Laden's chauffeur giving terrorist "fist jabs" to one another? Seriously, you fucktards are embarrassing us all.

The last thing he would be doing is running for office, for President of the United States at that! Sanity dictates he would, at the very least, be in hiding here or abroad. But I suppose reason is a little too much to ask. I suppose terminal imbecility is a virtue when it comes to your pals at FOX News and other media organs Rupert Murdoch excretes his vile corporate propaganda from.

It is very safe to say that every knee-jerk Republican has simply become an unwitting echo of Murdoch's voice when you think of all the conservative print media he also owns; when you consider the fact he's on the Board of Directors at Associated Press, and owns several major book publishers and papers like the Wall Street Journal, etc. In fact, seemingly unrelated media and resources under his thumb are likely what make up your own "unique" take on conservative principles. It's not unique at all, and when he wants your opinion, he'll give it to you. Literally.

So are you actually a reflection and echo of Murdoch's flatulent, saggy anus, are you willing to thoughtlessly support, defend and spread his self-serving agenda no matter how harmful it is to yourself, your family, and your country? There is one way to tell...

Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much

The child molester often makes a great show of piety and innocent love of children. The wolf will wear sheep's clothing, and an entity that is aware of its destructive influence on a country and its people will make a great show of "patriotism". When you watch FOX news, or CNN, or just about any news on television, what do you see? you see flags all over the place. You see hosts and pundits with a backdrop of a waving flag. It looks like they are speaking from within a consulate rather than a news station, rather than objectively reporting on critical issues. But these are all corporate entities, and it appears all of them, inasmuch as they make a great show of Murdoch-like incongruous patriotism, acknowledge their guilt in the harm they have done, and continue to do to America.

My calculations tell me that in exactly 4 years 4 months, 13 days,  17 hours and 34 minutes and ten seconds from the last letter I type that robots will take over and make mankind their bitches. Ha ha ha! puny stupid humans!

At Bottom, Obscenity Before the Stars and Stripes
FOX and CNN: Closer than you may imagine. An entity that is aware of its destructive influence on a country and its people will make a great show of flag-waving and exaggerated patriotism. Inasmuch as there is a show of Murdoch-like incongruous, pseudo-patriotism, there is an unwitting acknowledgment of their guilt in the harm they have done, and continue to do to America.

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A Challenge to Bill Maher
Who says evolution has no basis in fact?
Bill "Nostrildamus" Maher. Sigh. If I had a schnoz like that, I suppose I'd be bitter and godless too. But here's my challenge: if, using the scientific method, you can prove conclusively that WTC building 7 did not fall by demolition, this by recreating the events as set forth in the NIST analysis of the collapse, I will concede there is no God, no Jesus. If you cannot, then you must concede your amazing powers of critical deduction are absent when it comes to the issue of false flag operations having ever taken place in the United States. In other words, you must concede you are a fraud and blowhard. But this was so evident all along, even to you. The facts were all under your nose. Oh. Wait a minute. No wonder you couldn't see them. The thin ice of selective logic beneath you is concealed by that fleshy horizon of flaring nostrils, by that freakishly enormous, brown-nosing honker whose first act of concealment was to obscure the fact that WTC building 7, unlike the Twin Towers, was struck by neither plane yet collapsed in the same demolition-like manner, from a fire without the benefit of jet fuel.
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Shameless Film Title Product Placement
If you're sick of seeing product placement in movies and television, you're about to get sicker. Now you'll have a mental association of a brand based on a film title alone. You wont have to see a film to visualize a product. Don't believe it? Behold...
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Are Men Better than Women? UPDATED

Con:

by Lady Camille Toh

Men, we own you, consciously and subconsciously, all you achieve you achieve to please us. All the great achievements of men are little more than a glorified proxy for the first crayon drawing your mommy posted on the refrigerator door. After mommy, the subject of your efforts becomes your mate.

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Scientific Method and WTC Bldg. 7: Audio Update

The Scientific Method clearly debunks NIST Lone Nut Fire Theory, Compromised Media Skeptics. Audio Update of "Secondary Explosions"

A "New Phenomenon": On Thursday, August 21 2008, a new WTC 7 theory was proposed by administration appointees at The National Institute of Standards and Technology to explain its mysterious collapse. They declared the building, which was hit by neither plane yet still collapsed in a freefall hours later, was felled by a "new phenomenon" we shall hereafter refer to as the Lone Nut Fire Theory.

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McCain Plays Subliminal Hang Man
Did you know subliminal advertising is illegal in the UK, but not in the United States? Did you know that researchers have found physiological proof that subliminal advertising leaves its mark on the brain?

Intentional.

The word "HANG" in the McCain ad was clearly intentional, and it should be obvious to any but the most partisan viewer that the selective fading in the corners of the Obama image, which turned the word CHANGE into HANG, have been added for subliminal effect.

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Amazing Elephant Art
An elephant paints a self portrait and stuns everyone in sight. Not only is it well done, it would please an art critic. The picture blows away any ever done by chimps, the typical human child or Jackson Pollack. It also shows a keen observation of dimension and perspective lacking in middle age tapestries and Egyptian paintings.
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Censored Brady Bunch Episodes

Not every Brady Bunch episode made it past the zealous censors of 1970s television. Even this, the most innocent of shows, the most wholesome, managed to somehow offend the sensibilities of anal retentive network censors. Here now, for your perusal, the lost classics...

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I Suck at Photoshop
Donnie Hoyle from You Suck at Photoshop just can't get a break. After posting a picture of his "pants pal" Ronnie the sperm cell, viewers took cruel liberties and put him in doctored images all over the web, like this one above made by yours truly. It got to the point Donnie made a domain called Please Dont Download Ronnie.com, but that didn't work, so he tried another at Please Stop Emailing Your Ronnie Photos To Me Trying To Become Web Famous.com. Needless to say, the results were fruitless.
 
Drug War's Only Winners
The recent news of a CIA torture jet crashing with four tons of cocaine in Mexico was a sobering reminder that the drug war as we know it benefited both the Clinton and Bush dynasties, all the while bringing the United States incarceration rate to the point we have 25% of the worlds prisoners while being only 5% of the global population; this according to Kara Gotsch of the American Civil Liberties Union.
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Torture and False Confessions
Torture works! If it wasn't for Salem's patriotic witch hunters, 19 confessed witches wouldn't have been sent to the gallows. Among the charges the tortured accused confessed to, in vain attempts to avoid the gallows:
  • Flying through the air on a pole
  • Speaking with the devil and writing in his book
  • acts of terrorism against the people of Salem

Also, two dogs were executed as accomplices to witchcraft. Whether or not the dogs were tortured for their confessions is unknown as of this writing.

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A Bias for Truth is Essential
Not all bias is bad. Look up the word bias, and you will see its synonyms not only include prejudice, but also bent or tendency. The question we should ask is not whether or not we have bias; or bents, tendencies, prejudices, because we all do. The question we should ask is if the bias is rational or irrational, conscious or subconscious.
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Stroke of insight -- Jill Bolte Taylor
Neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor had an opportunity few brain scientists would wish for: One morning, she realized she was having a massive stroke. As it happened -- as she felt her brain functions slip away one by one, speech, movement, understanding -- she studied and remembered every moment. This is a powerful story of recovery and awareness -- of how our brains define us and connect us to the world and to one another. (Recorded February 2008 in Monterey, California. Duration: 18:44.)
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