tears – The Impious Digest

Russia Bans Western Food To Keep At Bay “Demonic Networks” Targeting Trump

June 26, 2019 Sorcha Faal

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the Federation Council voting unanimously this morning to suspend Russia’s participation in the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (INF) that banned both the US and Russia from having land-based ballistic missiles, cruise missiles, and missile launchers with ranges of 500–1,000 kilometers (310–620 miles-short medium-range) and 1,000–5,500 kilometers (620–3,420 miles-intermediate-range), followed by Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev signing a decree extending the total ban on importing food from Western nations to 31 December 2020—states these are measures needed to protect the Motherland from the “demonic networks” that are trying to destroy President Donald Trump. […]

After a Year, Your Tears Are Even More Delicious

February 12, 2018 JAG

Celebrities react to Donald Trump winning the 2016 election. Liberal pop culture prostitutes like Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, and others are in shock. See what they said after learning Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story. […]

CNN, Your Tears Are Delicious!

July 4, 2017 JAG

“Those who would destroy our lives with lies, will themselves be destroyed by truth.” Cicada 3301.

Hmmm. Yummy, CNN, your tears are delicious.

Looks like CNN, and the mainstream media has so much contempt for you they don’t even think you deserve the right to feel upset about anything but what they want you to. Literally. They think you don’t have a right to care about the things that really matter to you, so right now, these swamp nobles have decreed that you must drop everything, and care about only what matters to them, and right now it’s President Trump tweeting mean things about CNN, and that should take precedence over everything in your sad little flyover lives. Specifically, you should personally be offended by a meme of Trump wrestling a CNN logo. Yep. That’s it. They want you to lose sleep over this, to march over this, to beat your kids for not caring, to self-immolate like a Buddhist monk in protest over this, to divorce your wives and husbands if they’re not upset about this too. […]