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Cloak and Dagger

Putin Orders “Direct Strike” On Americans As US Troops Not Sure Who’s In Charge

June 28, 2017 Sorcha Faal

According to this report, this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria authorized today by President Putin is in response to the Trump administration warning last week that they are planning for the next stage of this warthe Americans describe as “a complex fight that will bring them into direct conflict with Syrian government and Iranian forces contesting control of a vast desert stretch in the eastern part of the country”.

Further necessitating this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria, this report continues, was the US, yesterday, falsely claiming that Syria was preparing to use chemical weapons against Islamic terror forces ravaging their country, and that the United States threatened to retaliate against—with Trump’s United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley stating: “Any further attacks done to the people of Syria will be blamed on Assad, but also on Russia and Iran who support him killing his own people”. […]

Fake News

In Brief: Putin Praises McCain for Patriotism, McCain Burns US Flag and Screams “Death to America”

June 9, 2017 JAG

After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted “I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country” an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed “death to America” and cried “I do not appreciate that Russian’s duplicity.” Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. “We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants.” […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Pleads With Putin To Stop Serbian “Holy War” As US Warns Citizens To Avoid Europe

May 2, 2017 Sorcha Faal

Not being told the Western peoples about this conflict, this new report says, is that Russia now operates under the dictates of a “Holy War” military doctrine to protect those of the Christian faith anywhere in the world they’re being forced to edge of extermination—that President Putin vowed to do in 2012, and who has deployed thousands of Federation military troops in Syria to back up, and where one of that nations beleaguered Christians told the BBC News Service these chilling words: “Tell the Europeans and the Americans that we sent you St Paul 2,000 years ago to take you from the darkness, and you sent us terrorists to kill us”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Merkel Rushes To Meet Putin As 150,000 Russian Troops Ordered To Protect Serbia “At All Costs”

May 1, 2017 Sorcha Faal

While the West is being consumed by events occurring in the Middle East and North Korea, a foreboding Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin has agreed to meet German Chancellor Angela Merkel tomorrow—and who is now rushing to the Black Sea resort city of Sochi in her bid to avert World War III as up to 150,000 Federation soldiers have been alerted to expect an imminent deployment to the Republic of Serbia in the Balkans where their orders are to protect this Orthodox Christian nation “at all costs” as part of the Federations “Holy War” on terrorism. […]

Hillary Clinton

PeePee-Leaks! Hillary Blames Putin for Leaking Her Bladder

December 18, 2016 Independent Press

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]

Sorcha Faal

Putin Orders Nukes To EU Doorstep After Obama Sides With Nazism In UN Vote

November 24, 2016 Sorcha Faal

President Putin has ordered the immediate deployment to the Kaliningrad Oblast of the dreaded supersonic nuclear-capable Iskander mobile ballistic missile system and the feared S-400 air missile defence system as a “direct response” to President Obama joining with Ukraine as one of only 3 nations in the entire world to vote against the United Nations resolution condemning the glorification of Nazism. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.] […]

Sorcha Faal

FBI Director Comey Asks President Putin: “Is Anthony Weiner Yours?”

October 30, 2016 Sorcha Faal

An absolutely astonishing Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details an extended telephonic conversation held Thursday between President Putin and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director James Comey wherein America’s top law enforcement officer asked Russia’s leader “Is Anthony Weiner yours?”, to which Putin replied, “You should ask Aleksandr Poteyev”—and that led, less than 24 hours after this call ended, to Hillary Clinton being placed, once again, under FBI investigation. […]