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STFU Ellen. Eating pussy never made anyone a hero, or I would be immortalized in marble, in every city. So what if I’m a man, you sexists! I’m still a hero if she is! Neither does dancing like an idiot make me a hero, which is my specialty. If they had a Dancing with the Stars That Are Not Stars That Dance Like Fucking Idiots, I would have a special. Fuck you and your shitty ass show and goofy dance. You have the moral authority of a masturbating chimp. Your biggest achievement will be that you’re remembered as the lady talk show host with the bad haircut prone to inducing grim visuals of you with a strap-on. Ew! […]

Of the most critical of information revealed by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Nayef to the CIA about this massive radical Islamic spy ring in the US State Department, this report notes, were “secretly obtained/made” telephonic recordings between the longtime Neocon (warmonger) American diplomat Elliott Abrams (who served in both the President Ronald Reagan and President George W. Bush administrations) and Chairman of the Senate of Pakistan Ghafoor Haideri—and whose Taliban forces have long supported the Muslim Brotherhood. […]