In the inset, The Stacked Alphabet Block Experiment: Look Trenton, it's still standing when, under the weight of the top "F" block, the stack should be collapsing into itself into the path of most resistance as per your complex mathematical predictions that are the hallmark of the blacksmith's skill set! Indeed, please pound some sense into our feeble wits with the mighty hammer of your unschooled, child-like mind and astonishing calculations. Verily, oh most sagacious troll, unravel this mystery as to why even the eternal laws of physics must flee before the presence of your cognitive dissonance; that is, psychological defense systems like denial and anger typically unseen in grown fucking men. […]