In a memorable culinary-themed fashion statement to close the debate, Hillary Clinton served up a new Gucci pant suit to wow undecided voters. The spiffy ensemble will certainly be remembered as she presented the national audience with an artfully garnished, steaming plate of bullshit peppered with a dash of inanity and tears.
The lesser evil, in the face of an ADMITTED election fraud perpetrated by the DNC and Hillary Clinton, is clearly Donald Trump. Simply put, staying Democrat means you have no say in the election. Sad to say, I would have a vote in the GOP primaries but never in the DNC's. Thus, the DNC primary rigging was an assault and denial of the voting rights of ALL Americans, not just African-Americans. The role of Bernie Sanders in the Civil Rights movements of the 60s, and the right of African-Americans to vote, has seen his moral compass flip 180 degrees for the sake of self-interest and political expediency. Like the DNC betrayed him, he turned around and betrayed us. The DNC wanted to force our vote, they have succeeded, it is forced against our wishes as former Democrats, for Trump now. […]
Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]