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I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again. […]

All three bodies were burned beyond recognition, and were identified by dental records. It was later revealed in an autopsy that the pilot, Andrew Aycock, showed traces of cocaine in his system at the time; Randy Rhoads' toxicology test revealed only nicotine. […]

I knew about the guy who had Obama’s ear that cursed almost as much as me, although I’d never seen my rival in person. During a White House tour, as I ran into the men’s room and sat down in the stall to pinch a steaming Limbaugh, I heard something haunting, very odd, yet beautiful. His voice was vaguely familiar. After cursing up a storm in the stall beside me I made out something along the lines of:

“Gibbs, you motherfucker! You inconsiderate cocksucker! I can’t believe you left a floater in my favorite stall! Fuck you! Fuck you, you bubble eyed sack of dog shit. Fuck! Fuck ! Fuck! I will kill you, you motherfucker, learn how to flush and put that breaking news in your press release!” I heard him light a match and could soon smell its smoke; the hopeless attempt to mask Gibbs’ unflushed offering. […]

If after watching this video you are still not convinced a special UN tribunal for Shatner’s crimes against humanity is warranted, then listen to William Shatner’s rendition of The Beatle’s Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” Then, if you have not succumbed to the the instinctual reflex of projectile vomiting and sepukku, write to U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan and demand action now! […]

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With the release of Ghosts/Aliens, the long awaited second work from the creator of Real Ultimate Power, many fans wondered if he could do the seemingly impossible: produce an even funnier book.These fans should be comforted in the fact it is just as funny or funnier than the first book. We caught up with Trey and Mike at a crowded book signing in Hollywood and afterwards, we took a stroll to a nearby Starbucks where they were kind enough to agree to an interview. […]

After watching Det. Mark Fuhrman plead the 5th when asked directly if he planted the bloody glove at the Simpson residence, it seemed a fatal blow to the prosecution’s star witness. It wasn’t. So we pose a simple question: what if Det. Mark Fuhrman confessed to framing O.J. Simpson at his murder trial? Would it matter? Would the prosecution drop or continue the case? After a careful psychological study of prosecuting attorneys Marcia Clarke and Chris Darden, the following outcome was predicted… […]

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FOX News Spin: JESUS A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER “Jesus loves the enemies of America, and blesses the terrorists. It’s clear that Jesus isn’t just a nutty liberal, but a terrorist and traitor. We demand his arrest and crucifixion on these grounds immediately!” […]

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An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. […]

You're so stupid you think Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album. You're so stupid you stand up on an empty bus. And last but not least, Wolf Blitzer is so stupid he got hit by a parked car. Even if what stood before Blitzer was a hologram, and it wasn't, it would still appear on two-dimensional television, thereby making the hologram no more exceptional or real than Wolf Blitzer's reportorial credentials. […]