Independent Press

The Smartest Kid on Earth Explains the Mandela Effect, Blames CERN

Genius Max Laughlin, who is only 13-years old, understands and can explain any scientific theory to anyone. Max has the unique ability to break down the information into bits we can all understand. And he’s going to explain that he believes the CERN hadron collider in Europe destroyed our universe but flung us into another, and that’s why we all experience the Mandala Effect. […]

Entertainment

More Talking Points to Sound Like a Complete Fucking Idiot, Courtesy The View’s Respected Political Scientists

Joy Behar, an internationally respected political scientist and intellectual powerhouse, made another compelling observation sure to heal a divided nation. The “Daytime Noam Chomsky” and “Plato of Punditry” whose wisdom is heeded by leaders far and wide, whose searing and trenchant insight is studied word for word with every episode in universities from MIT to Oxford, also noted that her vagina doesn’t appreciate gender appropriation and neither should yours.

“My vagina is whatever I say I want it to be,” she said with solemn and thoughtful certainty. “I call it a fire truck because my vagina is a fire truck. It’s time people start respecting real science.” […]

Independent Press

The Simulation Theory: You Are an Avatar

Best analogy, perhaps, is that we are avatars in a biological quantum body. death and rebirth are transitions where the operator of the simulation, or game or what have you, leaves the avatar. This can also take place in the dream state, where the operator, out of the confines of the avatar, can experience the larger surrounding…the room, the house, the city, etc. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Armageddon, Gog and Magog (Bush’s Bonesman name is Magog)

The role of occult influence now impossible to ignore, as it plays a large role in the psychology of elites and always has. Here’s something else about these events and causes:

Neocons Facilitate Genocide of Christians: In demanding the removal of Syrian President Bashar Assad, the “Christian” values neocons are demanding the removal of the only leader protecting Christians from genocide, and that is coming from Christians on the ground that defend Assad. “Christian Zionists” Designed to Submit US Sovereignty to Israel (Rothschild family): The silence of televangelists and megachurch leaders in the face of a new ISIS/Turkish genocide of Christians has exposed them as frauds whose only role is to convince Americans that Jesus wants Americans to surrender their sovereignty to Israel. Right now, Israel really, really wants Syrian oil in the Golan Heights, and it is the largest purchaser of stolen ISIS oil through Turkey. […]

Independent Press

You Motherfucker

Let’s just remember Gaza. Unless you’re Palestinian and you’re a Likud stooge that wants the oil reserves in the Golan Heights, Netanyahu has a problem with bombing civilians. […]

Donald Trump

Trump Unveils Secret Weapon to Destroy Dems: “Operation GET HILLARY OUT OF WOODS”

Let’s not forget that the women’s march, as large as it was, excluded Hillary Clinton. That’s how unpopular she really is. She also destroyed the DNC to the extent all of their staffers had to get fired to purge the systemic corruption and Clinton cronyism that ruined it as she attempted a coronation. Surely President Trump knows that her return from the woods is deeply appreciated by independents, Republicans, progressive Dems and most mammals. Outrage fatigue? Not helping. Calling everyone and everything racist and sexist? How’s that working out for you? […]

Cloak and Dagger

BREAKING: CIA Whistleblower Leaks 47 Hard Drives Exposing Obama Administration Spying

Montgomery left the NSA and CIA with 47 hard drives and over 600 million pages of information, much of which is classified , and sought to come forward legally as a whistleblower to appropriate government entities, including congressional intelligence committees, to expose that the spy agencies were engaged for years in systematic illegal surveillance on prominent Americans, again including the chief justice of the Supreme Court, other justices, 156 judges , prominent businessmen such as Donald Trump, and even yours truly . […]