Body Language Expert: McCain and Graham May Be Lovers

The other uniform.

Apologies to McCain, the alpha in this heartening romance. I thought the huge pockets of calcified semen in his cheeks were just George Soros donations, but it’s not. Lady Graham, wow, you really won this miscreant over, too.

Mike Huckabee has his own suspicions too, it seems:

“I’m very disappointed in Lindsey,” Huckabee said of the South Carolina Republican’s recent comparisons of House Intel Chair Devin Nunes to the “Pink Panther” character Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

“I sometimes wonder what uniform he puts on each morning when goes out to the field to play, and I’m not just talking about the partisan uniform.”

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