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Syrian President Assad himself, this report details, exposed this “critical flaw” in US foreign policy in 2015 when he stated: “Western propaganda has, from the very beginning, been about the cause of the problem being the president. Why? Because they want to portray the whole problem in Syria lies in one individual; and consequently the natural reaction for many people is that, if the problem lies in one individual, that individual should not be more important than the entire homeland. So let that individual go and things will be alright. That’s how they oversimplify things in the West.” [And that’s why the media deceives the public into thinking that all of our problems, from sexism to racism, can be fixed by removing President Trump.] […]

Former FBI Director James “Showboat” Comey arrived in DC today in preparation for hearings on Russian meddling in our election and possible obstruction of justice allegations. […]

NOW COMES THE PAIN@realDonaldTrump wanted Obama/Hillary investigated. Neither Party would allow it. So how did #Trump work around their obstruction? He investigated HIMSELF. Enter RR, #Comey firing, #Sessions recusal and #MuellerTime […]