IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts

An (SVR) report is describing the entire leftist American “fake news” propaganda media establishment as having gone into “total meltdown” after forces loyal to President Donald Trump downed their first major “Swamp Monster” this week—and whom the SVR has identified as Peter P. Strzok II, who until yesterday was the chief of the counterespionage section of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) assigned to the team headed by Special Counsel Robert Mueller investigating the totally discredited Russian hacking meme—and with Strzok II now placed in the FBI’s human resource section holding a desk with no duties assigned to him.   […]

7-hours after China warned Trump his trade talks with them are nearing collapse—a warning China felt emboldened to issue after former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appealed to them to “get Trump’s tax returns” and former Vice President Joe Biden stunningly declared that “China isn’t a threat to America”—both of whom failed to remember that the United States is currently in a “State of War” under Military Law and Trump has already designated “China as the greatest threat to America”—thus placing both Clinton and Biden in criminal violation of 18 U.S. Code § 2381 Treason that says: “Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death…” […]

The Shin Bet “security hold” placed against revealing details related to the plot to assassinate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was due to their needing time until their global “accomplice unraveling” process could be completed—but that was lifted just hours ago after a US national defense worker named Martese Edwards was captured and arrested while attempting to enter the White House—thus leading Russian intelligence analysts to fear that President Donald Trump is being targeted for assassination, too, during his visit, within the next 36-hours, to Ottawa, Canada, to attend the G7 Summit—and is where, in 1972, the American shadow government “Deep State” attempted to assassinate President Richard Nixon—but whose mysterious “lone gunman” assassin, named Arthur Bremer, was “redirected” to assassinate US presidential candidate George Wallace—with Wallace surviving his assassination, though becoming paralyzed, and that led him to later declare: “I have no evidence, but I think my attempted assassination was part of a conspiracy”. […]